Boston.com - A 48-year-old father of a teenager apparently jumped out of a first-floor window when police broke up an alleged underage drinking party last week at his home in Hudson.  After a short foot chase, police captured Tim Vinciullo in woods behind his home on Seneca Drive on Friday night in the Central Massachusetts town. He has been charged with delivering alcohol to minors. His wife, Kathy, was at the time the track coach at Hudson High School. She was not home at the time of the party and has resigned as coach, according to Captain David Stephens of the Hudson Police Department.  Investigators found at least five minors drinking alcohol inside and clear evidence that someone had fled the home without using a door.  "There were footprints outside the window and the window was up," Stephens said, adding, The three officers who had approached the Vinciullo home were part of a specialized "party patrol" funded by a state grant to combat underage drinking.
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It’s a sad fucking day in America when a grown man has to jump out his own window to flee from the party patrol.    I mean if a guy wants to host a party for his son and a couple of his buddies then god bless him.   It’s better than them drinking unsupervised in the woods right?  But that’s not good enough for the Party Patrol is it?  Oh no, they have to come busting into his house like the KGB and chase him through the woods like a dog.    I’m telling you right now that if we don’t stand up to the Party Patrol the next thing you know it’s going to be me or you running for our lives.    That’s how it starts.  First they break up parties and then they throw you in concentration camps.  It’s Nazi 101 really.