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A Masterpiece!
Let me just say that when they said Adam Lambert was going unplugged I almost shot my load. I mean did the Pres do it again or did the Pres do it again? There wasn't a dry eye in the house after this one! Seriously how versatile is Adam Lambert? Viva La Stool!
PS - I would have put up a ranking system for this but what's the point? Our system only goes 1-10 and this was at least a 14.
Happy Birthday, Katherine McPhee
Editors Note - Hey Everybody the website is fixed! Isn't it amazing how much your life sucks without the Stool to kill time? Per usual I have no fucking idea what happened. Just like you I just keep hitting refresh hoping it will come back. It finally did! Viva La Stool!
Katherine McPhee turns 25 today. If no one dimes me out, I should be able to post this little birthday tribute without violating the terms and conditions of my Sex Offender registration.
Things Sound Grim for Steinbrenner
NY Times baseball blog - The glimpses of a no-longer-vibrant George Steinbrenner during spring training can be jolting to those of us who remember the Boss when he was full of energy and brio. In the old days, reporters struggled to keep up with Steinbrenner as he walked briskly around the complex, often in his trademark aviator sunglasses and white Yankees windbreaker. Now, Steinbrenner needs help to get around. About half an hour before the start of Tuesday night’s Yankees-Red Sox game at Steinbrenner Field, two Yankees employees prepared a wheelchair in the wide hallway across from the Yankees’ clubhouse. One couldn’t decide whether to put one cushion on the chair or two. “One,” the other said. “He likes one.” Several workers helped him into the chair, and they wheeled him to an elevator in the lobby, which whisked him up to a luxury suite on the first-base side.
When you read a story like this, it makes you realize what an extraordinarily long time Steinbrenner has owned the Yankees. Two generations have grown up not being able to imagine anyone but him running the team. I'll be honest; I've never had a bad day when Steinbrenner's team lost. And when he'd go all bellicose and start calling out his players, his coaches or his front office and blaming them for everything that went wrong with the club and starting another shitstorm of controversy, it was like a dose of Ecstacy for me. But make no mistake about it; I would've loved to have had him running the Sox. That management style doesn't work all the time. And in fact it probably backfires more than it helps. And no question he did some sleazy stuff in his time, like hiring a Private Eye to spy on Dave Winfield like he was some neck-tattooed, trailer park babydaddy on "Cheaters," a move that got King George kicked out of baseball for a couple of years. But no one ever accused the cantankerous old bastard of not trying to bring his customers championships. John Henry and Larry Lucchino can whine all they want about the unfairness of it all, but at least Steinbrenner puts the money back into his product. Unlike the Jacobses or so many other Major League owners who take luxury tax money from the Sox and Yankees, put in their pockets. say they can't compete, then field AAAA teams. Steinbrenner has always been the Hindenburg: a big, fat, combustible German gasbag. But I wouldn't have minded him being our big, fat, combustible German gasbag. And it's always sad when a guy like that loses his fastball.
Japanese Invent Stink Free Undewear
HOUSTON (Reuters) – Teen-age boys, are you tired of embarrassing questions about when you last changed underwear? Japan's space scientists may have just the answer -- a line of odour-free underwear and casual clothing. "He can wear his trunks (underwear) more than a week," said Koji Yanagawa, an official with the Japanese Aerospace Exploration Agency. Wakata's clothes, developed by researcher Yoshiko Taya, are designed to kill bacteria, absorb water, insulate the body and dry quickly. They also are flame-resistant and anti-static, not to mention comfortable and stylish. The Japanese space agency plans to make the clothes available to NASA and its other space station partners once development is complete. A commercial line also is in the offing.
Well I guess it was bound to happen. The Japanese have finally gone too far with these crazy inventions. I mean robotic women, ski lodge shitters and ringtones that makes chicks boobs grow is one thing. But underwear that you don’t have to ever change? No fucking thanks. Listen the Japanese can talk until they’re blue in the face about how these things are stylish, but I’m calling bullshit on that one. Plus I like changing my underwear everyday. It helps keep the days from blending together. Not to mention the fact that nothing gets the juices flowing like putting on a pair of big game boxer briefs when you think there is a chance you’re getting laid. And what chick worth her salt would hook up with a dude who is wearing a pair of week old underwear. I don’t care whether the shit stains are gone or not. It just shows her you mean business when she sees you broke out the good stuff. So sorry, but thanks but no thanks on the everlasting tighty whiteies.
Providence B's Goalie Tuukka Rask Goes Nuts
Everybody has been sending me this video for the past 48-72 hours. I actually didn't think it was that great so I didn't post it , but maybe I'm wrong becasue people keep sending it to me. So here it goes. Rate this freak out by Tuukka Rask.
Vote 1 for I was right not to post it and 10 for this guy probably murdered the ref after the game and this was piss poor blogging by me not posting it on Monday.
Kobe's Maid Sues -- Says She Was Raped...Oops I Mean Says It Was the Crappiest Job Ever
TMZ - Kobe Bryant and his wife Vanessa are being sued by their former housekeeper, who claims Vanessa was incredibly abusive -- even demanding that she put her hand in a bag of dog feces to retrieve a tag from her blouse. Maria Jimenez claims Vanessa called her "lazy, slow, dumb, a f---ing liar, and f---ing sh-t." In the lawsuit filed in Superior Court in Orange County, Jimenez claims Vanessa accused her of stealing her (mouth) retainer. Jimenez says it got so bad -- Vanessa allegedly "badgered, harassed and humiliated Maria by yelling and screaming at Maria and criticizing her in front of Kobe, the Bryants' children, employees and other people in the household" -- she threatened to quit but Kobe talked her out of it. The final straw: When Vanessa went nuclear because Maria put an expensive blouse in the washer. Vanessa demanded that Maria put her hand in a bag of dog feces to retrieve the price tag for the blouse. Maria says she wanted to quit and Vanessa responded that she "had to work until payday to pay for the $690 blouse, which she did." Maria is suing for wrongful discharge, invasion of privacy and emotional distress and unpaid wages.
See this is what happens when you work for an admitted rapist. Shit starts rolling downhill. I mean everyday when Vanessa wakes up she has to look herself in the mirror and come to grips with the fact that not only did she marry a rapist, but she is still with him. So what does she do? She takes out all her anger, all her frustration, all her broken dreams on the poor little maid. It’s psychology 101 really. As a side note I don’t blame Kobe for talking the maid into staying. It’s hard to find a chick willing to get sexually and verbally violated these days.
Police: Dad jumped out window to avoid arrest for underage party
Boston.com - A 48-year-old father of a teenager apparently jumped out of a first-floor window when police broke up an alleged underage drinking party last week at his home in Hudson. After a short foot chase, police captured Tim Vinciullo in woods behind his home on Seneca Drive on Friday night in the Central Massachusetts town. He has been charged with delivering alcohol to minors. His wife, Kathy, was at the time the track coach at Hudson High School. She was not home at the time of the party and has resigned as coach, according to Captain David Stephens of the Hudson Police Department. Investigators found at least five minors drinking alcohol inside and clear evidence that someone had fled the home without using a door. "There were footprints outside the window and the window was up," Stephens said, adding, The three officers who had approached the Vinciullo home were part of a specialized "party patrol" funded by a state grant to combat underage drinking.
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It’s a sad fucking day in America when a grown man has to jump out his own window to flee from the party patrol. I mean if a guy wants to host a party for his son and a couple of his buddies then god bless him. It’s better than them drinking unsupervised in the woods right? But that’s not good enough for the Party Patrol is it? Oh no, they have to come busting into his house like the KGB and chase him through the woods like a dog. I’m telling you right now that if we don’t stand up to the Party Patrol the next thing you know it’s going to be me or you running for our lives. That’s how it starts. First they break up parties and then they throw you in concentration camps. It’s Nazi 101 really.
Tim Tebow's Lame Ass Speech Immortalized
Gainsville.com - Knute Rockne's "Win one for the Gipper" speech may seem old and faded now, but it stands the test of time. Tim Tebow's inspirational speech apparently will go down in history as well. Florida recently put up a plaque outside the front entrance to the new football facility at Ben Hill Griffin Stadium with Tebow's speech inscribed on it. Tebow's speech, of course, was the emotional promise he made after the Gators were upset by Ole Miss last season. Fighting back tears, Tebow vowed no one would work harder than him and his teammates for the rest of the season. The quarterback and the Gators kept the promise, with UF running the table and winning the national championship. The speech has become famous — and you can see it, word for word, when you walk by the football facility.
This story makes me want to punch both Tim Tebow and Urban Meyer right in the balls. I mean give me a break. The dude is still in fucking college! What’s next? Retiring guys numbers after they have one big game?Listen I’m not even going to get into the fact that he gave this speech to the media and not his team because it doesn’t even matter. The bottom line is you can’t try and force history down people’s throats. Time will tell whether this speech deserves to be immortalized. But you can’t do it 10 minutes after the season ended. This is typical SEC Tebow/Meyer propaganda. In fact it wouldn’t surprise me if these guys sneaky orchestrated this entire thing and had the speech scripted and ordered the plaque before it even happened. Seriously I hope Florida goes 0-10 this year and somebody smashes Tebow’s face off the plaque. Fuck Florida. If they want to put a speech on the wall why don't they put this one up there. This is way more entertaining than Tebow's...
There are just so many things I could say about her speech I don't know where to begin......
"Go Gator!" (?)
The lady in the video surpasses El Prez in the grammar department. Cue the nonswimmer jokes.
The best academic school in the country-- yup, Florida.
Meanwhile, Tebow's speech seems like an eighth-grade graduation speech given at Short-Bus Middle School. That's the only other place that would put that on a plaque.
That lady had the greatest malaprop sports references since the Commonwealth's Ted Kennedy feted "Mike McGwire and Sonny Sooser" during the 'roid race to 70 HRs.
So annoying. I love when he announced he was coming back to college. Dude, you went out and had that draft analysis done, reality booted you in the ass and there were no other options. Sam Bradford is way better.
I would like to "gradulate" Tim Tebow for being the biggest assbag to ever play college football.
"Go Gator!"
She's an elected official!
"Time will tell whether this speech deserves to be immortalized"
-since giving the speech they won every game including the national championship
— slapntickle, Mar 25 2009, 11:24 am
Anyone who knows college football knows that Utah won the national championship.
i dont really care about the speech, I actually thought it was awesome..... but this women with the florida cloak on honest to god made me feel sick....
Did she go to the Velvet Jones School for Giving Speeches?
Anyone who knows college football knows that Utah won the national championship.
— LawGoon, Mar 25 2009, 11:32 am
The records will show Florida as Champion, and anyone who knows college football would tell you the Gators would beat utah heads up.
Don't get me wrong I think the guy is a hero. He turned down the tight-end position for the Seattle Seahawks in order to have the entire state of Florida give him a Brenneman Steamer for another year. Tough choice, but that's what messiahs are made of.
he's a better version of eric crouch and matt jones. good luck in the pros.
Hey Rear....
The records will show Florida as Champion, and anyone who knows college football would tell you the Gators would beat utah heads up.
— slapntickle, Mar 25 2009, 11:39 am
Just like everyone thought Bama would kill the Utes.
didnt bama lose the game prior to the utah game?
That doesn't matter slapntickle. Everyone still thought bama was a clearcut winner and they lost, point being Utah doesn't get the credit due for how good they were. It's not a sure thing Florida woulda beat them. Tebow is an assclown.
right or wrong, saban and team didn't give a fuck about that game.
Prez,
Chill & smoke a smarty. Didn't Michigan beat up on Tebow in the Orange Bowl like 2 years ago?? You should live in the Past because your college football glory days are dead and gone. Michigan won't be in a BCS game for the next 10 years. The plaque is a little bit early, I will admit that. UF should have waited until the end of next season, during the celebration party to unveil that along with the 10ft. tall bronze statue of Tebow. He is the real deal. Gators Run the table for the perfect season this year.
I wish I had a DVD of that game so I could go back and watch "percy Harvey's" "gusty performance". She has clearly had her finger on the pulse of the college football season since day 1...unbelieveable
right or wrong, saban and team didn't give a fuck about that game.
— ShadyLady, Mar 25 2009, 11:53 am
so true.
i can't wait for tebow to do a crap load of nothing in the NFL.
That lady isn't literate enough to work at Subway. Yet she's an elected official? Wow.
10 to 1 she has jean shorts on under her gown.
i was waiting for her to go "....and boom goes the dynamite" after every statement
First, it does not matter if Tebow does anything in the NFL. He will go down as one of the best college football players of all time after he wins the Heisman and another National Championship this year. All the haters out there have no idea whazt he does for his team and the community in Gainesville. Personally, I believe the NFL GM that takes the chance and drafts him, is going to glad he did because this kid can do it all. You can not teach leadership. If he fails, well he just joins Weurfel, Matthews, Leak, and all the great Fl quaterbacks that have sucked in the NFL.
Prez, don't be hater because his speech will be read so much more than you blog. And you have to understand Gator Nation (seriously I think crazier than Red Sox Nation) to really understand the profound affect he has had on the area and the school fans. Tim Tebow is the man and the draft would not have mattered, why leave a place on top of your game when you are a god in the area.
On a side note, that lady could have a at least practiced the speech once or twice before standing in front of people.
— Smokin with Ricky, Mar 25 2009, 12:23 pm
I didn't read the whole thing, but the parts I did, coupled with your username makes you awesome.
GO GATORS
Great guys down at Florida. Real competitors. There have only been twenty two players arrested under Meyer's watch.
And that speech is lame as hell.
Crowbar, Mar 25 2009, 12:18 pm
Only Georgia fans wear Jorts. Everyone knows that.
that was just terrible.
The gators are boners. the football team, basketball team (PSU owned them) and the fans. and if anyone watched the game, half the Florida cheerleaders were beat, they even had 2 chubby ones. fuck them. fuck tebow.
Too bad every1 on this site including me would give their left nut to be this kid so we can get the tail he does, and play in front of 50,000 people.
Good speech.
The Congressional speech was a joke, and Tebow will never be Brady (in the pros), but give the guy credit. He did what he said he was gonna do, he did in the national spotlight, and he did it in the toughest conference in the country.
Who here can top that?
San Dimas High Football Rules
There are just so many things I could say about her speech I don't know where to begin......
"Go Gator!" (?)
— bradymancrush, Mar 25 2009, 11:24 am
HAHA!!!! BMC, there are just WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too many stereotypes with this one. EP must be itching to ban someone.
'gradulate' 'I ever seen' 'Ervin Meyers'...?
We spend all of this money on public education and this dimwit gets elected on her good looks and style.
Go Gayta! I don't know how things are so screwed right now when we have genuises like that lady in Congress. Holy shit! Wees needs somes mo dems.
I didn't read the whole thing, but the parts I did, coupled with your username makes you awesome.
GO GATORS
— Bruschimancrush, Mar 25 2009, 12:26 pm
I believe that should be GO GATOR! (no plural) haha
back in the day there was a big truck that would come around to some neighborhhods, RIF, Reading Is Fundamental. She obviously missed that one.
El Pres, the same way you think the rest of the world hates Boston because of their superiority in professional sports, the rest of the country hates on UF because of their superiority in the college sports that matter (football and basketball). 4 titles in 4 years.
What's the over/under on how quick EL Pres will insert Tebow's cock into his mouth/ass if the Pats draft him next year?
If you're not a Gator, you're Gator bait.
This is the type of weak shit that happens at programs that have zero history. Stop by Penn State in Happy Valley and see some real tradition and history, not this flavor of the month bullshit the Gators are pulling.
— DongFlop, Mar 25 2009, 12:42 pm
Dude, ever seen the ladies in Gainesville? Amazing, and the cheerleaders and rally girls, fantactic. Erin Andrews example #1.
Tommy K, its GO GATORS, much like go Patriots, not go Patriot, dumbass. Maybe you missed RIF
Oh yeah, PSU also handled the Gators in the NIT. Yeah I know it's the NIT but we're building on it!
I hope Tim Tebow gets herpes and dies in a car accident tomorrow. He's a bigger tool than Arod and Jay Cutler combined.
8 times that lady has been re-elected. Give me another 2 years ! Go Gator !
This is the type of weak shit that happens at programs that have zero history. Stop by Penn State in Happy Valley and see some real tradition and history, not this flavor of the month bullshit the Gators are pulling.
— justintuckrule, Mar 25 2009, 1:01 pm
Penn St. National Champions 1982 & 1986
Florida National Champions 1996, 2006, 2008
2< 3
Great Fucking tradition there and the only history you have is the old prick coaching the team
And well its not even worth getting into the basketball programs
EP is a hater - Tim Tebow is the man (so is Schilling BTW).
That woman struggled tough with her "speech"...I actually feel bad for her.
"Best Academic School in the country"????
Give me a break! Listen honey, just because they rejected your ass doesn't mean it's the best academic school in the country. Another friggin' Dem politiician who can barely spell her name or read a simple paragraph. If I were an career advisor and someone came to me and said "Geesh, I can't read. I can't possible do much", I'd tell to run straight to politics or government work.
I can't believe this is actually real......wow! State of Florida, wow!
Tebow's is just about as gay as JT.
That robe looks like something a two-bit, aging boxer would wear entering a smoke-filled gym where guys are exchanging money right open in the open after each round.
The Gator fans' need to be validated is like a white guy who wants to kick it with the brotha's. They'll never be Oklahoma, Michigan, Alabama, USC or Notre Dame, period. This plaque is all they have to pass for tradition, and here they come in droves to stick up for the only player in the program that hasn't committed some sort of crime in his life. Gators say "gator bait", LSU Tigers say "tiger bait", and everybody says "XOXO nation". They are Pauly Shore in 1988.
Tommy K, its GO GATORS, much like go Patriots, not go Patriot, dumbass. Maybe you missed RIF
— Smokin with Ricky, Mar 25 2009, 1:03 pm
Did you hear the speech?? Go GATOR is her comment. It's part of the joke you fucking douche. But you're to stupid/stoned to realize it. Might as well be you up there on that podium.
Can't wait until Tebow gets drafted into the NFL. He will turn out to be a bust, can't run around all day like you do in the NCAA.
jealousy running rampant at the stool today. "hate them cause you ain't them". isn't that a common expression on here, i would heed your own advice. love to see what you guys would do with him running at you on a football field.
The best thing about all of this is that this chick actually owns a degree from the fine institution that is UF.
And brushcimancrush, you're fucking kidding yourself with the "jorts" thing. Have you actually ever been to a SEC football game or you just another one of the bandwagon fucks who roots for Florida because they've been good recently?
You're wrong Pres. This guy came through with his promise and will forever be immortalized in the Sunshine State, whether you care or not.
— Vick's Dog Trainer, Mar 25 2009, 2:44 pm
I think he'll become one of those hybrid QB/WR types, maybe even throw him in the backfield for some Wildcat plays.
I'm a UF grad and Florida native. The amount of shame this retard brings to both those aspects of my life makes me want to cut out my intestines with a samurai sword or choke myself to death with poison gas made from laundry detergent. Or however those crazy Japanese kids are killing themselves nowadays.
Fuck Florida.
Fuck Tebow! Fuck the Gators! Everyone acts like his medical mission trips are saving children when in actuality they're spent giving poor boys cicumcisions... That's right...little known fact, but a fact nonetheless...
http://bumpshack.com/2008/05/06/tim-tebow-circumsizes-poor-filipino-boys/
p.s. Go 'Dawgs :)
Holy crap, how many Hurricanes did that lady drink before stumbling up to the mic in her bathrobe? Looked liked Fred Sanford, but sounded like a drunken Aunt Themla!
If Maggie Simpson has the education level/qualifications to teach at Florida St. (which she does) then she would be outright tenured at Florida.
Come on elpres, Jesus Christ, just because we do something you can't do (beat Ohio State, the spread, win our conference, win the BCS, get to the BCS in 2006, etc.) doesn't mean you should get your Japanese no stink panties in a bunch.
1. Tim Tebow's speech was huge in Gainesville. We got beat by Ole Miss. No one knew how good their team was at the time and many thought we just lost to a bad team. So our team had to do serious soul searching. All of Gainesville was confused, depressed and pissed off that we could lose in that fashion, and out comes Tim Tebow and delivers a speech that pumped us all up. It's the first time I've seen people not despondent after a loss, because we actually felt like he would save our season. And he did. If you can remember, we beat Oklahoma in the BCS game.
2. Retiring people's numbers after one big game? You must not have been paying attention to the Florida Gators the past 3 years. Tim Tebow has been phenomenal. Because of him, we won the BCS in 2006. The Tennessee and LSU wins don't happen without his timely runs and infamous jump pass. 2007 our defense evaporated, so Tim Tebow took the team onto his shoulders for the entire year. That is actually why he became the first Sophomore to ever win the Heisman. In 2008, he would have won the Heisman again, but if you check out the polling results, Big 12 country stiffed him. He won every other region in the US. That's ok. It just goes to prove the point. He didn't have one good game, or one good speech. He's been 3 years of excellence. Shoot, it takes 3 years of mediocrity for me to remember the last time Michigan was even relevant.
3. If Tom Brady had led his team to 15-0, and lost week 16 to the Giants (15-1) and gave the exact same speech Tebow gave and won the Super Bowl, you'd think it was the best speech of all time. Get off his dick and realize what Tim Tebow did was prophetic and ballsy. He put his reputation on the line and delivered.
4. When is Florida supposed to put the plaque up? They won the championship. The quote was a big deal around here. I didn't even know about it until I hit this blog. And I think it's great. What's there to wait for? Nothing. Seriously, it just seems you're pissed Florida has been rivaling Boston for the title town moniker.
5. And good find on the black lady butchering everything. Florida Gator. Urban Meyers. Ugh. Anyway, judging her age and her speaking ability, she didn't go to college. Just another "Seminoles" fan who switched when they began to suck. In 2004 when I started undergrad, there were Seminoles bumper stickers all around town and flags in the ghetto houses. Now they're all Gator fans. Pathetic.
But not as pathetic as your post. It wasn't even funny man.
And to all you saying Tim Tebow won't amount to anything in the NFL...so what? What bearing does that have on what he's doing now?
4. When is Florida supposed to put the plaque up? They won the championship. The quote was a big deal around here. I didn't even know about it until I hit this blog. And I think it's great. What's there to wait for? Nothing. Seriously, it just seems you're pissed Florida has been rivaling Boston for the title town moniker.
Let me re-write this. Not that anyone cares. It's just for me.
4. When is Florida supposed to put the plaque up? What are they supposed to wait for? Tim Tebow made a speech about playing the best he could in 2008. He did, they won the BCS. To memorialize that year, they put the plaque up. I was not even aware of the plaque until I read this blog, but I think it's great. Seriously, it just seems you're pissed Florida has been rivaling Boston for the title town moniker.
It's official-- I hate you, ShawnShawnery & I don't even know you!
Wanna' know what we want to hear even less than ESPN givin' Tebow a verbal blowjob of praise and worship? Yep, that's right--YOU giving Tim Tebow a slobby knob that takes up two fucking posts. For Tebow being Gainesville's appointed Messiah, one would think it ironic with the whole false idols commandment?
And are you kidding on the, "rivaling Boston for the title town moniker?" Dude, I live in Florida & I'm in Gainesville @ UF (they're one of my clients) at least 4-6 times a month and the town BLOWS. Bunch of rednecks who donate to the football program instead of ... Oh, I don't know going to the dentist?
Oh, and before you get all sophisticated and stuck-up about Florida State, your comment that, "In 2004 when I started undergrad, there were Seminoles bumper stickers all around town and flags in the ghetto houses" makes you sound like a ignorant, punk ass 22 year old. That's assuming you didn't fail any grades along the way.
So, go make yourself a whole, heaping helping of "shut the fuck up" and don't forget to close the trailer door--we don't wanna' smell you and your Goodwill dirty jean shorts.
— shawnshawnery, Mar 25 2009, 10:20 pm
Hey man, all kidding aside.... Would you BLOW Timmy T. if you had the opportunity??
From your post I would bet you would jump at the opportunity to give the bible beater a little skull.
Fuck all you haters... Go Gators!
I thought the Tebow jealousy was only confined to the SEC, but I see it reaches all the way up to Boston.
I guess they're also still pissed up there about not having a perfect season like the '72 Dolphins. 18-1 bitches, 18-1...
Fuck all you haters... Go Gators!
I thought the Tebow jealousy was only confined to the SEC, but I see it reaches all the way up to Boston.
I guess they're also still pissed up there about not having a perfect season like the '72 Dolphins. 18-1 bitches, 18-1...
Not sure if you've seen this, but pretty funny:
http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2009/03/the-gradulation-proclamation.html
The depts of Gator cockiness never ceases to amaze me. Urban's Army, you're posting on a Boston-based blog! LAME.
Depths*
no bigger cunt muscle than tim tebow. he's not even up to jay cutler's par.
Lord have fucking mercy. They show up like the infected from 28 Days Later...
This lady clearly could not have possibly graduated from world renowned "best academic" school in the country: "For winning is(?) second ncaa b.s...b.c.s. championship bowl...game in the last three season (s)...go gator (s)...." Apparently Tim Tebow's speech alone was enough to win the championship all by himself. He must've been that sole gator she was referring to.
El Presidente is a little harsh on the Tebow Speech, but the video at the end of the article is a must see. How that dummy, Corine Brown gets re-elected term after term is beyond me. She has will go down in history as the most inarticulate, incoherent fool ever to serve in congress.
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Peyton Manning Sings Like A Fool With Kenny Chesney
I fucking love it. Peyton Manning is such a fucking loser. He sees Bill Belichick singing Dead or Alive with Bon Jovi and he’s like “ooh who can I sing with?” Nice try dude. This was gay as hell. And how about untucking your fucking polo shirt for once in your life. You’re in fucking Key West for god sakes. Such a fucking loser. Not surprising that he’d sing with that fraud Kenny Chesney either. Congrats Peyton. Keep being a loser while Tom Brady is balls deep in Gisele on like his 8th honeymoon this offseason. Do me a favor and cue the music!
Announcer's Drunken Dad Namaths a Sideline Reporter
Meet Herb Deshaies, father of Astros' announcer Jim Deshaies. Sideline reporter chicks everywhere, beware. While you're chasing down leads and practicing your non-regional dialects, creepy, drunken old men are working around the clock to figure out ways to get you to kiss them. And they're perfecting the art. Joe Namath telegraphs his punch and Suzy Kolber blocks it. So ol' Herb just leans in and sucker-kisses this chick. The evolution continues. Now they're even dressing like harmless old kooks to camoflage themselves and keep their prey off guard before they attack. Heidi Watney, if you see me in a red plaid shirt at Fenway this year, consider yourself warned.
"Listen I’m not even going to get into the fact that he gave this speech to the media" --he wanted to talk to the fans
"Time will tell whether this speech deserves to be immortalized"
-since giving the speech they won every game including the national championship
pretty bad ass speech in my opinion