Do it Cindy! Do it! Listen, I don't know what's going on in the crotchal region here, but I don't even care. When Cindy Crawford gets nasty count me in. She could be 102 years old and I'd still buy a ticket to watch her get all lathered up just out of respect.  

PS - Before people start freaking out about me posting nudity this picture is from Allure Magazine.   And you know what they say.  If it's good enough for Allure, it's good enough for the Stool. Seriously I should start calling Barstool Sports artwork. I feel like you can get away with penetration as long as you make it artsy fartsy.