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Random Thoughts – March 23rd


The New Rage For Kids...Smoking Smarties

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Foxnews - Doctors are warning kids across the country to stop "smoking Smarties" -- a fad they say can lead to infections, chronic coughing, choking and even maggots feeding off sugary dust in your nose.Adolescents and teens have been crushing and inhaling candy, and then exhaling it, in an effort to look as though they’re smoking cigarettes, the Wall Street Journal reported Friday. Health experts fear the behavior may lead to harmful conditions. Some kids have already shown signs of developing a “smoker’s cough.” Oren Friedman, a Mayo Clinic nose specialist, cautioned that frequent use could lead to infections or even worse, albeit rare, conditions, such as maggots inside the nose. The problem is happening all over the country — and Smarties isn’t the only candy of concern, said Eric Ostrow, vice president of sales and marketing at Ce De Candy Inc., which manufactures Smarties in Union, N.J. “It can be done with anything made with sugar and compressed — Necco Wafers, Conversation Hearts, SweeTarts, Lik-M-Aid is already pulverized and so is Pixy Styx,” Ostrow told the Journal. “I don’t want to be complimented that we’re the number one choice.”

 

God damn this kid must pull some serious ass huh?  I mean nothing gets bitches wet like smoking smarties.  They eat that shit up.   I bet he’s giving chicks smartie facials like it’s going out of style.  And oh yeah, the “the man” can calm the fuck down with all these dumb ass warnings.  Smoking smarties may cause excessive coughing or maggots to eat the sugar in your nose?   Can’t you come up with something better than that?   I mean give me a fucking break.   Listen don’t hate the playa hate the game.   Peace out youtubers.

— elpresidente, 11:11 am | permalink | 55 comments