REVERE, Mass. (myfoxboston) - The Lingerie Football League held tryouts for the New England Euphoria at the Teamworks Center in Revere on Friday. The team was looking for 12 women for the upcoming season. The game is played in pads and lingerie, 7-on-7 with full contact.  The league has ten teams in New England, Chicago, Miami, Atlanta, Tampa, Dallas, Denver, Los Angeles, San Diego and Seattle. New England's first game will be on September 18th in Atlanta.

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Let me start by saying I want the lingerie football league to work.  I really do. I want the New England Euphoria to be the best team in the whole fucking league.  And by best I mean the sexiest.  I don’t give a shit whether they can run, throw, tackle or win 1 game all season.   They just better look good and be able to fuck like motherfuckers.    So having said that I got to say I’m very nervous after seeing the pictures of these tryouts and theaccompanying video.    I mean it looked like only 20 bitches showed up to this thing and half of them thought this was like real chick football tryouts or something.  (AKA ugly bitches showed up)  And what's up with the Euphoria staff? Seriously cut the shit with the drills already.    Nobody gives a shit about these girls 40 time or whether they even know what a football looks like.   Just have them show up with 2 sets of lingerie and if they can make your dick tingle then they make the squad.   This isn’t rocket science.   And if you can’t find 12 girls who can do that then close up shop and go somewhere else.  This ain’t Chicago, Miami or LA.  This is New England.   It’s championship or bust here baby.

PS - I did everybody a favor by scrolling through the zillion pictures on the myfox website to pick out the best chicks. So click here to see my rankings of the 6 girls worthy of wearing the colors of the New England Euphoria this season.

(Double PS - I wrote this over the weekend before the team was picked)