This was originally scheduled to be today's guess that ass but Amanda Bynes knocked Demi Moore off the front page. Anyway apparently Ashton Kutcher took a picture of Demi Moore's ass this weekend and then twittered it or something like that.    Here is what he said/twittered

watching my wife steam my suit while wearing a bikini. I love God!
9:43 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck
I'm not wearing the bikini she is that's what makes it so glorious
9:46 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck
shhh don't tell wifey http://twitpic.com/2bj58
10:11 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck

Ok enough is enough.  What the fuck is going on with Twitter?   People just post what they’re doing every two seconds?  Is that it?  Who the fuck cares that you just landed at the airport or that you just made yourself a grilled cheese sandwich?    And even if people did care can’t you just update your facebook page and accomplish the same thing?  Or am I missing something magical with Twitter?    I mean should I be fucking twittering right now?  Do people want me to take camera phone pics of The First Lady’s ass and twitter them?   Do people want to know when I’m taking a shit or ordering a pizza?    Yeah I think it’s stupid as hell, but when you’re a media mogul like myself you got to give people what they want.   So if the Stoolies want me to twitter I’ll fucking twitter all over your asses so fast you won’t even know what happened.   First things first though.   Can somebody please explain what it is, why people like it and how it’s different from facebook.    I mean if I’m going to revolutionize the twitter game, I better fucking learn what it is first right?

PS - When is Ashton Kutcher going to dump Demi Moore? Dude we get it already. You married an older chick. You want a cookie or something? I mean isn't she like 50 now or something? Be a man and go out and get some young pussy already like God intended. Nothing worse in life than wasted talent.