Florida - Another South Bay physical education teacher was arrested on suspicion of having an inappropriate relationship with a student — the third in two weeks. Megan Sainsbury, 31, a teacher and former coach at Prospect High School in Saratoga, was arrested Wednesday on three misdemeanor counts of "annoying or molesting" a 17-year-old student, according to court documents.... They allegedly exchanged text messages of a romantic nature. Sainsbury bought the teen gifts, including a cell phone, to entice the girl to continue their relationship, a Santa Clara County sheriff's report contended.

She is the third female physical education teacher arrested in the past two weeks on suspicion of having an inappropriate relationship with female students... "You probably noticed that several teachers have been arrested on these types of charges lately,'' said Santa Clara County Supervising Deputy District Attorney Mike Fletcher, head of the sexual assault team. "But teachers are no more likely than doctors, lawyers or newspaper reporters to commit these crimes. Sex crimes affect a wide cross-section of demographics. I think it's just a fluke.''

OK, everybody. We can all drop the shock and surprise and dismay at this stunning turn of events. Megan Sainsbury is a Florida gym teacher. There's a greater chance she'll be going down on one of her students than there is that I'll get hammered at the Barstool March Madness party. Santa Clara County Supervising Deputy District Attorney Mike Fletcher (I'd like to see his business card) can take this "teachers are no more likely..." business and stick a sock in it. I've been studying Sex Scandal Teachers for far too long for him to convince me that teachers are no more likely than doctors, lawyers, jockeys, Jiffy Lube oil changers or smutty sports bloggers to diddle teenagers. OK, I'll concede Catholic priests.

The Grades:
Looks: Eesh. Ed Begley, Jr. Grade: D-.
Moral Compass/Bad Judgement: "Annoying or molesting" isn't going to get it done. Not in Florida. It just sounds too misdemeanory. That standard might work in Mass, but Megan is like a pretty good high school football player who moves down to FLA and finds she can't compete with the big dogs. Grade: D.
Intangibles: We're one more of these things away from having a big road sign that says "South Bay: Home of the Molesting Lesbian Phys Ed Teacher Welcomes You." Grade: C-.
Overall: D. (Thanks to mbreyer for the link)
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