Nola.com - A teacher at a Marrero high school has been arrested after authorities say he was caught masturbating in a classroom by students and another teacher Wednesday. He was suspended without pay.  Lehrman is an English teacher at L.W. Higgins High School on Lapalco Boulevard, said Beth Branley, a spokeswoman for the Jefferson Parish public school district. According to an arrest report, three students and a substitute teacher saw Lehrman masturbating in his classroom Wednesday about 8 a.m.  When Lehrman was questioned by deputies, he admitted exposing himself, but said he was applying lotion because of a medical condition, according to a news release from the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office. He then admitted that he masturbated, according to the arrest report. Lehrman has no prior criminal record, according to authorities. Parent Roy Ashworth, who was waiting to pick up his son, said he might consider home schooling his teenager next year.

First of all the parents here can calm the fuck down.  A teacher gets busted for beating off and suddenly you want to home school your kid now?  That seems rational huh?   Anyway I kind of feel bad for this guy.   Because a little known fact about me is that I was an education major in college.  Yup I did a semester of student teaching at some high school in Michigan and there were so many chicks running around waving their asses in my grill mix that I almost had no choice but to beat off right in their face. Luckily I was able to wait until I got home, but just barely.   That’s when I decided education wasn’t for me and entered the world of smut peddling.  So long story short I feel this guy’s pain.  Sometimes you just got to let off a little steam.   If he could have only held out a little longer he would have been home free.   After all 8am is almost the end of the school day right?  Wait a minute! 8am! This dude was beating off at 8am? Dude,everybody knows you beat off when you wake up! That's just jack off 101 right there. Sorry, but no excuse for getting busted that early in the morning. No excuse whatsoever.