Well just like I predicted I would, I absolutely demolished the afternoon session going 2-1 vs. the spread with my only loss being a nail biter with Memphis. And the good news for Stoolies is that I like the evening session even more than I did the afternoon games. Can you say Cha-Ching! Only an idiot wouldn't put at least a dime on each of these games. Because I'm telling you right now I'm going to own this tournament from opening tip the final note of One Shining Moment. It's what athletes refer to being in the zone. And I can't promise these picks will be free the entire time. I may start charging after tonight so jump on board while you still can...

Michigan vs. Clemson - 4.5

So let me get this straight. Gerald Ford, Tom Brady and me all went to Michigan. Who the fuck went to Clemson besides Refrigerator Perry? Advantage Michigan.

The Pick - Michigan +4.5

Western Ky vs. Illinois -5

Is that ridiculously huge guy still playing for Western Kentucky? Ah fuck it, I don't even care. This team beat Louisville by 14 on a neutral court. That's good enough for me.

The Pick - Western KY

Akron vs. Gonzaga -13.5

What's that old expression? You're not acting if your mac'ing? Well I've bet on the MAC tournament winner every year since Wally's World was at Miami of Ohio and more often than not they deliver. I'm not going to lie the fact this spread is so huge makes me nervous, but I'm going to keep my streak alive.

The Pick - Akron

VCU vs. UCLA - 8.5

Everybody and their grandmother likes VCU here. So do I. They may not win but they'll keep it close throughout.

The Pick - VCU