Pioneerlocal.com - Keenan Cahill dreams of one day becoming a famous actor, but the 13-year-old never expected that a few innocuous home movies would make him a star. Keenan, an Elmhurst resident and seventh-grader at Bryan Middle School, is the brains behind a series of YouTube videos that have garnered the attention of news anchors, the host of a nationally syndicated talk show and thousands -- if not millions -- of Web surfers around the world. "For my 13th birthday, I got an iMac computer," he explained. "I just fiddled around with the camera and made a few random videos."  While he said he still plans on making more videos, he also is taking acting classes with John Casablancas Modeling and Career Center in Oakbrook Terrace and has had contact with talent agencies, including Diverse Talent Group in Los Angeles. "My really big dream is to be on the Disney Channel," he said. "I hope it happens."

Fuck Disney kid.  You’ve already been featured on The Stool multiple times.   It doesn’t get any bigger than that for freakshows.  Well maybe playing the Topsfield Fair, but that’s it.  

PS – Did I read this right?   This thing still hasn’t signed with a talent agency?How is that possible?  I need to get my ass out to Elmhurst ASAP and sign this kid up for the Stool.  I mean can you imagine him, the monkey and Mr. Belding on the same team?   We’d be fucking unstoppable.