Ebay - Here I am again, Larry Thomas, your friendly neighborhood Soup Nazi from Seinfeld .  In addition to the photos I've been custom signing (see my other items) I will personally custom autograph these ladles.  They've been very popular at autograph shows around the country.  They hang easily in the kitchen (or anywhere else).  As with my pics I will sign them any way you want.  A name looks good above the "No soup for you!" if you want them personalized.   I write "The Soup Nazi" under my signature so you know who signed it.  Please be sure to tell me what you want me to write, you must tell me or I don't know what to send.  The photo of me holding one is to show that it is me signing them it doesn't come with the ladle.  Also note the current ladle style (all black)   For the USA these will ship priority (2 to 3 days)$4.75 for one or two.  Three or more add $1.00 per ladle for shipping.   Canada $5.00 for one piece, plus $1.00 for each one more.  All other countries $10.00 for one piece plus $1.00 for each one more.  And if you buy a photo with it I combine shipping for the $4.75 priority for both.

Wait a minute.   The picture of the Soup Nazi signing the ladle doesn’t come with it?   Well how do I know that it’s authentic then and not just some dude who has a picture of the Soup Nazi?   Not to mention the fact that 20 bucks seems pretty fucking cheap doesn't it? So sorry but you got to wake up a little earlier in the morning to pull one over on me.    Bottom line is that if the Soup Nazi signs a ladle that says “Keep Stirring The Pot Pres” and sends me a picture of himself with that ladle I’ll gladly pay 100 bucks cash for it no questions asked.  But until then I’m not falling for no Soup Nazi Ponzi scheme.    I'm not a sucker like all those Madoff victims I know when something is too good to be true.