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Random Thoughts – March 12th


I Finally Figured Out How I'm Going To Win Back All The Money I've Lost Gambling....Playing Slots Of Course!

 

Listen I've never been a big slot machine guy. I've always thought they were only for pussies and old ladies. But if the guy drinking the Big Gulp says you can win big at them by playing early in the morning I'm game. I mean money is money and Lord knows I could use it right now. So Foxwoods here I come!

— elpresidente, 11:40 am | permalink | 15 comments