MARCH 16--A Florida man wearing an "I ♥ My Marriage" t-shirt was arrested last night for allegedly choking his wife during an argument in their Tampa-area home. Bradley Gellert, a 32-year-old financial consultant, was busted by Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office deputies and booked into jail on a felony domestic battery by strangulation charge. The "I ♥ My Marriage" shirt was a promotional item tied to the 2008 movie "Fireproof," a Christian-themed film starring Kirk Cameron. The movie, a hit in evangelical circles, centers on a fireman's religious awakening and his simultaneous effort to save a failing marriage.

Say it ain’t so!   Listen we’ve had a lot of stories over the years that I’ve found impossible to believe, but none more so than this one.   I mean look at this dude’s shirt!   It can’t be any more clear.   He loves his marriage!   So how does he get busted for strangling his wife?   It just makes no sense.  Suddenly what’s up is down and down is up.   I feel like my entire belief system has been shaken to the core.    Where the fuck is Kirk Cameron when you need him? Or at the very least Boner?