NYPOST - Nothing gets between A-Rod and his mirror!  Troubled slugger Alex Rodriguez gets up close and personal - with himself - in a one-man love affair photographed and published in the upcoming Details magazine. The mag captures A-Rod's essence, with pictures of him smooching his own reflection, stretching his toned muscles on a bare mattress and brooding seductively for the camera.  Details writer Jason Gay noted that A-Rod frantically reached out to him after the interview to retract the revelation of his favorite Madonna song. The meltdown seemed like an odd concern of A-Rod's, according to Gay, considering that the Bomber's chat with Details came after Sports Illustrated reported he had used banned substances, and days before he faced teammates and media in Tampa.  A-Rod told the writer he didn't want that particular Madonna song blaring at rival American League parks at every road game.

Well it’s about time.   I mean what has it been like a week since our last totally ridiculous Arod story?   Seriously I was beginning to wonder if we’d ever see pictures of Arod making out with himself in a mirror or not.    Although I must admit I’m a little disappointed he didn’t have a needle sticking out of his ass in these photos.  That would have been the coup de gras.   Seriously where the fuck are his PR people?   How could anybody think this was a good idea?    Isn’t this like the exact opposite image that he’s been trying to convey for the past 5 years? 

Like I said before, the only possible explanation is that he is doing this on purpose.  He’s just like a WWE bad guy who pretends like he wants to be good, but everybody knows he’s bad.  I mean nobody is this clueless.   Nobody.   And I love the part about him freaking out about them talking about his favorite Madonna song.   He probably just threw that in there to get people riled up.   It's Bobby the Brain Heenan 101.