Random Thoughts – March 9th
Cops Arrest Girls For Showing Their Tits At Girls Gone Wild Party

SANFORD, Fla. -- Police busted a "Girls Gone Wild" party at a Sanford bar on Friday. It happened at The Barn, and some patrons said the party got out of control. "All night long, the bouncer and the bar said, 'Show your boobs. Free T-shirts for the boobs,'" Christopher Cummings said. Partygoers said the bar and a "Girls Gone Wild" crew told women to bare their chests and rear ends inside a VIP room. With cameras rolling, women got a free shirt if they complied, but four women who allegedly exposed themselves also got a trip to the Seminole County Jail. "I got a T-shirt, and I went downstairs to do a dance, and I got pulled off the dance floor by police and brought outside," Katherine Ginnoble said. Police said that when Ginnoble and three other women exposed themselves, they violated an adult-entertainment ordinance in the city. "You can't have any nudity in the city, and these women exposed themselves," Sanford Police Department Sgt. David Morganstern said. But Ginnoble contended it was all a trap. "I was just having a good time. I didn't think I was going to get in trouble for it," Ginnoble said.
I’m not even exaggerating when I say this is the grossest miscarriage of justice in the history of modern civilization. Listen if the cops wanted to arrest somebody they should have arrested the owners of the bar or the crew of Girls Gone Wild. Or how about shutting down the VIP room instead of sitting there like snakes in the grass waiting for chicks to start acting like sluts. I mean how were these girls supposed to know this was against the law? It’s like walking into a massage parlor and seeing a happy ending on the menu. You just got to assume the place has a permit for hand jobs. It’s not the customer’s responsibility to be Johnny Law School. And more importantly is this really the message that we really want to send to our nation’s youth? That you need to check your rulebook before showing your tits or sucking cock for a free t-shirt? All the police did was weaken a country today.






