StarTribune - A 41-year-old Minneapolis man is admitting that he sexually assaulted 10 University of Minnesota female students in recent weeks, grabbing them because he is attracted to the female buttocks, according to charges filed today. Phillip W. Acosta is charged in Hennepin County District Court with two counts of fifth-degree criminal sexual conduct, gross misdemeanors, in connection with two incidents that occurred on campus Tuesday night. After his arrest that night, Acosta told police that he is responsible for the rash of groping incidents, according to the criminal complaint. He said he committed the assaults because he is "attracted to female buttocks," the complaint read. All of the assaults took place on the university's Minneapolis campus or on nearby sidewalks, starting on Dec. 9; an 11th occurred Monday in south Minneapolis. In most cases, the suspect approached the women on a bicycle.

Wait a minute!   You can’t squeeze random chick’s asses in Minnesota?   Since when?  Well it looks like I can cross another place off my honeymoon list.   Seriously though I totally feel this guy’s pain because I too find myself attracted to the female buttocks.   Luckily I’m able to somehow suppress my urges.   Unless of course a chick is wearing pants that have some cute slogan spread across their ass cheeks.  Then it’s in God's hands.   But I think those girls are sneaky looking to get groped anyway so it’s a win, win for everybody.