(That's one sexy car)

kansascity - An Olathe man was charged today for masturbating in the toy aisle of a discount store in Shawnee, police said. Lloyd Alexander, 45, faces a misdemeanor charge of lewd and lascivious behavior for the alleged incident Thursday evening. Police said the man masturbated in front of a Hot Wheels display at the Wal-Mart at 16100 W. 65th St., but stopped the act whenever people walked near. He told police he had a Hot Wheels collection, said Shawnee Capt. Bill Hisle. “He seemed to be excited by the toys for some reason.”

Hot Wheels?  Really?   I had a hot wheels collection when I was a kid but I never had the urge to get freaky with them.   Does that make me gay?    Now Lady Jaye was a totally different story.   I mean if I saw her at "Toys R US" tomorrow, I’d still tenga her ass so fast you wouldn’t even know what happened. Bitch was hot.