Random Thoughts – January 23rd
Mike Tyson Being Offered Pussy and Money Again
Park City, UT - Mike Tyson didn’t pull any punches about his tumultuous life at the Sundance premiere of the documentary “Tyson.” “I never used to understand why people perceived me as such a monster, and then I saw the movie and it all made sense,” the heavyweight said at Bon Appetit’s Supper Club bash post-screening... Tyson went on to say that “people are offering me a lot of pussy and a lot of money again.” When everyone in the room laughed uncomfortably, Tyson corrected the chucklers. “It’s not funny,” Tyson chided. “This stuff is detrimental. I had a hard time controlling it in the past.”
Mike Tyson is right. What the hell is so funny about about him being offered a lot of pussy and a lot of money again? Addiction is a sad thing. I mean, watch that video and you'll see. Back in the day the poor guy's demons were such that he couldn't get through an interview without asking the TV chick if she's fornicate with him. Granted, he'd sacrificed so much, getting laid wasn't too much to ask for. And when a guy gets robbed of his money a blowjob shouldn't be out of the question. But still, that stuff is detrimental to Iron Mike.
That said, is there any way "Tyson" the documentary isn't going to be one of the best movies ever? How could it not be? Mike is THE most unintentionally funny, magnificent disaster, one man train wreck of our times. How everyone in America can have a reality TV show about themselves... from Hulk Hogan to the two Coreys to real estate dweebs to the lesbian chick who runs the gym in LA... but Tyson doesn't have one is beyond me. He's still roofless. His style is still impetuous.






