Random Thoughts – December 28th
Wake Up with Lilly Robbins

Don't blame UB for having to Wake Up with a Dolphins cheerleader this morning, blame the fucking J-E-T-S. Sure UB was dumb enough to make a bet on Gang Green that has resulted in Lilly's aperance in the Stool, but it was really Bret FAH-V-RUH's failure to throw a 4th pick. UB knew that the most overrated player in the history of the NFL would prove to be a true Jet...UB just thought he had one more pick left in him...
(Steve B is on suicide watch...)
Who do you want to Wake Up with? Ub@barstoolsports.com






