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Random Thoughts – December 29th


Does This Look Like The Face of A Woman Who Would Bite Her Husband's Penis So She Didn't Have To Have Sex With Him?

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OrlandoSentinal - A 27-year-old Deltona woman told authorities she bit her husband's penis because she didn't want to have sex with him. Charris Bowers was arrested Saturday by a Volusia County sheriff's deputy, accused of misdemeanor battery. A judge set her free Sunday without requiring her to post bail. According to a sheriff's office report, the Bowerses had been to a bar Friday night. Delou Bowers told authorities that when they got home, his wife began to perform oral sex on him but then began to bite his penis. He tried to stop her, he told a deputy, but she kept at it. He then began to punch her in the head and pushed her to the floor, and she let go, according to the arrest report. Charris Bowers gave the officer two versions of what happened. She first said she was sitting on the couch when her husband walked over and put his penis in her mouth, according to the report. "She then bit it to get him away from her," the report said. She later said her husband walked over with his penis exposed, and she bit it. Either way, the deputy saw the injury, photographed it then arrested Mrs. Bowers.

 

Ladies, ladies, ladies, when will you learn?  If you don’t want to have sex with your man you don’t give him a blowjob and bite his dick.  That’s just rude.  Instead you simply swallow his load or let him give you a facial.  Everybody knows that.    Because whenever you use too much teeth somebody is going to get arrested or hurt.   It’s been that way since the beginning of time and it’s not going to change anytime soon.

— elpresidente, 4:44 pm | permalink | 48 comments