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Random Thoughts – December 17th


Zap Is Selling Body Massages On Craigslist

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American Gladiator "Zap" Offers BodyWork/ Massage (Westside/SM/Palisades)


Reply to: r.hollitt@yahoo.com [?]
Date: 2008-12-13, 11:13AM PST



Massage now offered by American Gladiator, Raye "Zap" Hollitt

  
  
  • Location: Westside/SM/Palisades
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • License info: Unlicensed

PostingID: 956610997

 

 

This Craigslist ad has been burning up the Internet the last couple days and rightfully so. It's not everyday that you can get a massage from a former American Gladiator. And not just any former American Gladiator either. We're talking about Zap here. I totally rubbed one out to her when I was 12. At least I think it was her. It could have been Lace though. Either way it would bring my life full circle to get a happy ending from her now even though she's way past her prime. I just hope this isn't some wackos idea of a fucked up joke. Because if it is I'm not laughing.

 

— elpresidente, 2:56 pm | permalink | 30 comments