Vs.

First of all, who does that lady in the fluorescent pink booty shorts think she is fooling? Honestly I've never seen a more desperate attempt to be featured on Guess That Ass in my life. Like I'm supposed to believe that she just happened to be randomly standing there wearing those shorts in a video that I "happened" to post today. Come on lady. Give it a rest already. I know your game.

Anyway, the winner here is obviously the break dancer kid. Duh. I mean that thing won Best In Show for the entire Internet back in 2006 so there is no way some bitch getting knocked down while not paying attention is going to steal the crown. Although I am curious what that lady was thinking? I mean what's the point of buying a ticket to stand in the front row if you're just going to have your back turned when the dude is flipping down the beach. You might as well just throw your money out the window if you're going to do that.

No need to vote. We all know the winner.