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Random Thoughts – December 3rd


Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher

SHREVEPORT, LA  (KSLA) -  32 year old Anna Davis, a special needs teacher at Benton High School faces a charge of felony carnal knowledge of a juvenile.  She reportedly admitted to Bossier Parish Sheriff's Deputies that she had sex with a fifteen year old boy.  Ed Baswell with the Bossier Parish Sheriff's Office says that while being questioned Davis said "I'm in love with him, and I want to marry him". "I don't know if she understood exactly what she was doing," says Baswell.      The alleged victim is not a Benton High School student, he's a student in Caddo Parish. Davis reportedly met him through his father.  "It came to light when she made a phone call to the boys father saying she had a sexual relationship with his son, the boys father then picked up the phone and called the head of security with the Bossier Parish School Board," says Baswell.   The Bossier Parish Sheriff's Office was then notified, and Davis was arrested. She faces ten years if convicted.

What isn't mentioned in the story but is being reported elsewhere is that the reason Anna Davis was on the phone with the kid's father in the first place is that he was her boyfriend. Every time you think it's all been done before... that there's nothing new under the pedophile teacher sun... someone like Anna does pioneering work in the field. As far as we know this is the first case of a teacher seducing student she met through dating his dad. And not coincidentally, it's the first time I can recall the kid's dad being the one who ratted the teacher out. In every other case the father is just proud of his boy for being such a ladies man, but I guess I see where the guy's coming from here.

The Grades:
Looks:
She's nothing great, but you'd do it. And I'm guessing in Shreveport, LA she's a Local Smokeshow. Grade: C.
Moral Compass/Bad Judgement:
The kid she's cheating on her boyfriend is her potential stepson. What more need be said? Grade: A.
Intangibles:
The fact that the kid doesn't attend her school takes away from the story somehow. I can't explain it, it just is. Grade: C.
Overall: C+.

— Jerry Thornton, 5:11 pm | permalink | 28 comments