Did I miss something or did the Olympics start again?   Seriously why are people suddenly talking about Michael Phelps again?  First he was on 60 minutes on Sunday and now the Internet is buzzing about his new girlfriend Caroline Pal who supposedly went to Thanksgiving with him.   Who fucking cares about this dude?      His stripper girlfriend sums up everything you need to know about this guy.  No real athlete would date this chick.   They’d just fuck her whenever they felt like it and then send her packing afterwards.   But Phelps thinks since he had sex with her missionary style now he needs to bring her home to meet his mother.  Grow up and learn how to fuck like a real athlete dude.  Not to mention the fact he probably paid for it in the first place.   Freaking swimmers.

PS - This chick is just okay and that is coming from a guy who loves Asians.