MINNEAPOLIS -- Two Iowa football fans were caught having sex in a bathroom stall at the Metrodome during Saturday’s Minnesota-Iowa game. According to a police report, a Metrodome security officer saw two people having sex in a handicapped stall after noticing two sets of feet with underwear dropped to the ground. A group of 15 onlookers were gawking at the scene by the time officers broke the couple up and wrote them misdemeanor citations.The woman, 38, was turned over to her husband. The man, 26, was turned over to his girlfriend.

This is like a modern day version of Romeo and Juliet. Two star crossed lovers whose romance ended tragically or in this case with a misdemeanor citation for fucking in the Metrodome bathroom.   So sad.  But what else were these love birds supposed to do?  They very well couldn’t fuck in their seats or at the tailgate party with the husband and girlfriend lurking.  So they did what anybody in the heat of passion would do.  They fucked in the handicapped bathroom and accepted the scorn of society.     For that there is no shame.