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two coeds/erotic dancers...need furniture!

Reply to: sale-918764469@craigslist.org ^[?]
Date: 2008-11-14, 11:12AM EST

PostingID: 918764469

Two coeds, 21 and 22 yrs old, pic inserted, we do erotic dance/girl/girl shows (bisexual), massages...we need furniture, TVs...pretty much everything...so if you have something to trade, let us know. OH, private shows only, we don't do parties.

• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Craigslist may have outlawed Prostitution, but there is no rule outlawing trading lap dances for furniture and nor should there be. I mean this is as American as trading baseball cards. Regardless before you run out and swap your couch for a 2 for 1 dance special let me just give a quick word of warning. Not that I want to be the Grinch here, but something just doesn't feel right. Seriously if you have bodies like these two coeds and you're in the erotic dance business, shouldn't you be able to afford your own furniture without too much problem? I mean this would kind of be like Tom Brady posting an ad on Craigslist offering to play catch with you in exchange for a coffee table. It probably isn't really Tom Brady. So I guess what I'm saying is just make sure you get the lap dance before you load the furniture onto a truck. Just trying to look out for my people, that's all.

- Thanks to Mike for the tip