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Random Thoughts – November 12th


Church Issues 7-Day Sex Challenge For Married Couples; I'll Take the Under

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DALLASThe pastor of a mega-church says he will challenge married congregants during his sermon Sunday to have sex for seven straight days -- and he plans to practice what he preaches.  "We're going to give it a try," said the Rev. Ed Young, who has four children with his wife of 26 years.  Young, 47, said he believes society promotes promiscuity and he wants to reclaim sex for married couples. "God says sex should be between a married man and a woman," Young said. "I think it's one of the greatest things you can do for your kids because so goes the marriage, so goes the family."  Young said he will deliver his seven-day sex challenge while sitting on a bed in front of his Dallas-area church campus.

 

As somebody once said, “Bahahaha!”   7 days in a row for a married couple to have sex?  What is this a Mormon Church?   If not than this guy is fucking nuts.  I mean am I reading this wrong?   It says “married couples" right?  Come on dude, Jordan's Furniture wouldn't issue a challenge this impossible. Forget 7 days in a row, how about we just start with 7 days in a month. That sounds a little more reasonable.. although it's still probably a stretch especially if the guy is a degenerate and Youporn still works on his laptop.

— manzo, 3:44 pm | permalink | 21 comments