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Barstool Local Smokeshow of the Day (Tina)
Introducing Tina from Umass. Man, what a smokeshow! This girl has potato sack girl written all over her! You know you’re legit when people are going up to Elizabeth Hurley and telling her that she is a poor man’s Tina from UMass and Elizabeth Hurley takes that as a compliment. Seriously that's how hot she is. Dare I say that Tina may be the perfect brunette?
Do you know any chicks even half as hot as Tina? If you do nominate them for Smokeshow of the Day at randomthoughts@barstoolsports.com
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"Kickin It Old School Like an Old Fool"
- Thanks to Mike for the pic from Sunday's game
Reader Email: Is This Beer Wall Lame?
Reader Email: Is This Lame?
Dear Barstool Sports,
My roommates and I decided to make a beer wall in the living/ dining room of our dorm the first weekend of school. I have attached the picture hoping you guys will put it on the site. It consists of 1060 beer cans and is made up of Bud Heavy (BC logo), Bud and Busch Light (blue background), and Miller High Life (2009). It took us a bunch of weekends to finish, as we stipulated that all the beer must be purchased by us and drank in our dorm room. A bunch of friends helped out, along with some family and other visitors. I would appreciate it if you guys put this up on the site, to pay homage to the Class of 2009 at BC. (This is what college seniors do when they can't find any jobs.) Thanks in advance.
Chris
I can hear my Bud Rep Scotty Diamond singing "For Boston, For Boston" as I write this. Anyway, I had to post this email. Not because I was curious whether people thought this was lame or not, but because when somebody asks me to pay homage to the Class of 2009 at BC, who am I to say no? I mean everybody knows deep down at places I don’t talk about at parties, I’m a triple Eagle at heart. Anyway what do people think of this beer wall? Is it impressive or lame? Personally I was all set to vote for impressive and then I remembered this is BC we’re talking about so I switched to lame. Seriously you’re going to have to do more than beat ND every year to get my respect.
Vote 1 for lame and 10 for impressive
seniors living in a dorm? lame.
Lame. with all this beer you can't be out getting chicks drunk and fucking them? The pic doesn't show the Dungeons & Dragons board of the gold framed pictures of your mommies.
That they had the drink in the room stipulation, I'm pretty impressed. Labor of love for them.
Is it normal for BC seniors to live in a dorm?
I was going for a big number because it was stipulated:
"that all the beer must be purchased by us and drank in our dorm room."
But the grade dropped since Chris and his lady friends failed:
"A bunch of friends helped out, along with some family and other visitors."
who were those visitors..Priests that gave you guys beer for man love? Chris
Is this in the mods? If so I'm gonna get shitfaced and knock it down
Isn't it mandatory to live off campus for at least two years at BC and it can't be Freshman year (if your getting BC "housing")?
I think the beer wall itself is impressive.....begging to be posted is lame.
EP, you went to BC High?
Also, the only thing impressive about this is Miller High Life cans.
I love how everyone on this site acts all tough...personally, I think that's pretty cool. They could have easily just collected the cans from parties they had. Would have been better had it been a BU logo instead...just saying.
Class of 2009 = Attention whores
Boston College = Loserville. They brag about how John Kerry graduated from there - enough said. Go Crimson!
regardless of it being BC (im a big BC fan), i think it's pretty lame. We made all sorts of shit out of beer cans when I was in college including a couch...which once we had cushions made for was wicked comfy. Usually you start with the beer pyramid and the more your drink the more creative you get.
— GIZhou, Nov 11 2008, 3:48 pm
John Kerry graduated from Yale I thought...
what is with the masshole fascination with beer walls? when i went to umass, i learned very quickly that beer walls were the first sign of somebody with whom i did not want to be friends. a clear sign of insecurity, virginity and some type of axe to grind. it looks like it took a few tools to build that wall.
And let me add this- the fact that you have the word ' stipulated' in your mail and you call Bud ' Bud Heavy' makes you the biggest pussy since Richard Simmons. You are a fucking affront humanity you Louis Skolnick wannabe. Friends, family & visitors ' helped you out'? How long have you been hot for your 230 pound sister? Nothing about this vaginal wart leads me to believe that he DESERVES a job, including his whining about not being able to find one. Obviously his old man didn't kick his ass enough to knock down those balls that retracted up and never dropped. I'd kick his ass, take his wallet and make the sister he lusts for hold on to my coat while I did it.
Lame. Plus I can't fucking stand the phrase Bud Heavy. It's Bud. That's all. No need for the heavy.
notice the guys who built the wall do not appear in the photo? Proving the theory that these guys have a lot of time on their hands and are obviously NOT getting laid.
Hence....lame.
"And let me add this- the fact that you have the word ' stipulated' in your mail and you call Bud ' Bud Heavy' makes you the biggest pussy since Richard Simmons. You are a fucking affront humanity you Louis Skolnick wannabe. Friends, family & visitors ' helped you out'? How long have you been hot for your 230 pound sister? Nothing about this vaginal wart leads me to believe that he DESERVES a job, including his whining about not being able to find one. Obviously his old man didn't kick his ass enough to knock down those balls that retracted up and never dropped. I'd kick his ass, take his wallet and make the sister he lusts for hold on to my coat while I did it.
— BigBish, Nov 11 2008, 3:51 pm"
hahahahahahaha nice...apparently your email got him PISSED EP, way to go
Are you sure that's not pink lemonade and yahoo cans in John Meterparel's bedroom?
That's Dana Bible's basement. We play cards there every 3rd Saturday. I always hope someone knocks it down.
Somebody needs to beat this kid severely for being a vagina with too much time on his hands. Maybe if he didn't suck so bad, somebody would give him a job too.
And on behalf of the rest of the BC Class of '09, I apologize for this whinny bitch wasting everyone's time.
-$4000 Dana Bible sent this picture of his basement in..
is the blue at the bottom of the picture a thing of baby wipes?
looks like the Wall of Twink.
(meaning - a bunch of fucking faggots built that wall)
Lame. Even worse then counting drinks when you go out. Freshmen building this thing I could understand, seniors=weak.
1120 cans x .05 cents/can = $56.
Murray, by jove you've got it!
Murray, by jove you've got it!
-5 points for the double post.
Impressive..from what I can tell no cans were cut and they fit the whole wall.
Seniors living in the dorms is for the gays...
Building forts from old beer cans is for the gays...
Begging EP for anything is for the gays...
Oh - and BC is for the gays...
ass lame ass big daddy fat ass
hahahahahahaha nice...apparently your email got him PISSED EP, way to go
— LeonFelpz6, Nov 11 2008, 3:54 pm
Its a fucking shame to see kids wasting thier youths like this.
Bud Heavy did it for me too...I pronounce the final verdict: LAME.
Chris' roomates = Doug Flutie and Heated 76.
shadylady is right on: seniors in dorms is lame. it's one step up from living at home with mom and dad and commuting.
GIZhou, Nov 11 2008, 3:48 pm
John Kerry graduated from Yale I thought...
— CptKangarooBalls, Nov 11 2008, 3:50 pm
BC claim it on their website - which like BC and John Kerry is pathetic.
Lotta fucking rules to be cool with this blogging crowd. So many Fonzies.
I say it all depends on how many weekends is a "few". If it is 4 weeks or less and they drank 1060 beers, also depending on how many friends and family helped, it is impressive.
That is weak that they are seniors.
John Kerry DID go to Yale...but I have heard B.C. people claim Kerry as their own. What gives? He definatly attended and graduated from Yale after highschool. Even Wikipedia has Kerry listed on their notable graduates page.
Whats the deal here? I take wikipedia with a grain of salt but what gives?
Ever heard of a keg? No wonder you cant get a job.
Lame.
LittleLebowski, I'm thinking he must've gone to grad school there or got an honory degree, something like that.
El P should send a follow-up to Chris to see how things worked out for him here.
I bet they all made charm bracelets out of the can tabs to show their BC 09 Unity....LAME
John Kerry went to BC Law after he returned from Vietnam. While there, he often wished he was back in Vietnam.
I drink a lot of beer and I've never once heard Bud Heavy used to refer to regular Bud.
ElPres, tell him you want to do an in-person interview at his dorm, then run straight for the wall and knock the thing to hell.
Hahahahaha @ Five Pound Bag
Its lame because only about two 30ty racks were consumed of bud diesels. Impressive would be red and gold, with the BC in gold and rest in BUD-RED
I drink a lot of beer and I've never once heard Bud Heavy used to refer to regular Bud.
ElPres, tell him you want to do an in-person interview at his dorm, then run straight for the wall and knock the thing to hell.
— EnronCFO, Nov 11 2008, 4:32 pm
What you must not be drinking real beer then, what do you call your mic ulta's enron?
You could pull a dozen orphans out of a firey bus wreck and someone around here would find a reason to call you a homo for it. As much fun as it is to hate on bc, this is a pretty solid effort.
Beer walls are lame. Beer walls that spell out "BC" are particularly lame. But nothing compares to the lameness of BC kids referring to Budweiser as "Bud Heavy".
Overheard from the only Seniors who still live on campus:
"Phew. I'm glad that's done. It took forever to dump all that beer in the sink. Now that our awesome wall is built, we can get back to still being virgins."
I put Bud Diesel in the same category.
Sounds like something a gangsign-flashing, bag of cunt, posing behind BDS, would say.
again, why i loathe bc and everything about that place
keep it up...
Lame. Busch Light it Gross.
Everyone I know calls it Bud Heavy...
bud diesel is 2 30 racks of bud heavy
All you haters. It's impressive. That's just the kind of stupid shit that seniors in college do. I've also never heard bud heavy, but I'm also probably 11 or 12 years older than them.
everyone knows not to refer to buds as big heavys but to clarify any confusion with bud light refering to them as
bud "street-fights"
bud "no batting gloves"
bud "dump trucks"
bud "chainsaws"
bud "jack hammers"
bud "build your own house"
or bud anything manly enough to be put at the end is completly acceptable
I live in that room...so here's my response
1. most BC seniors live in dorms
2. one of your smoke shows was impressed
3. although I love this website, we didn't make it for your attention. we were just having fun with out senior year
4. "bud heavy" might be lame, but seriously. who cares?
5. you can't knock it down, it's mounted
6. we knew this site would hate on BC before we posted it, just thought it would be fun. Whatever EP says, you guys follow
basically, we're just having fun. If there's a problem with that so be it.
Not a BC fan, but pretty impressed with the effort, was it really neccesary to mount the bastard though?
Yeah we didn't want it to fall every time someone bumped into it. We used heavy duty mounting tape to make sure those cans don't move any time soon... will be an interesting time when we eventually have to take it down though, that's for sure
I'd like to go to that room and rip all those cans down. But if I did you "Super Knobs" would probably press charges against me.
What you must not be drinking real beer then, what do you call your mic ulta's enron?
— RocketAces, Nov 11 2008, 4:52 pm
Yeah, challenging my beer drinking is a losing battle chief. I guess I just haven't been around shitty beer, or shitty beer drinkers, in a long time. I'll stick to my russian imperial stouts, you can keep your Corona's and Bud Light Lime.
Enron,
This sounds lame/gay/chick-like/whatever, but try it: add a shot of vanilla vodka to your Imperial Stout.
Real men of genius?
whoa seriously, what's up with all the BC hate? you all are just jealous you couldn't get in...props on the wall.
1. There is no jealously on not getting into BC, personally, did not even apply...
2. Those of you who took the time to post your hateful comments, clearly you're the lame ones not getting laid as you clearly seem to have a lot of time on your hands...
3. Since when does doing something fun with friends your senior year equate to "homo" status...maybe all you haters should go make some friends?
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Big Daddy Smooth Is Back!
I know we posted a small picture of Big Daddy Smooth yesterday but that didn't do him justice. Especially since it had been far too long since we had a Big Daddy Smooth sighting here at the Stool. In fact by my count the Pats vs. Bills game was the first sporting event Big Daddy Smooth has been to since the Sox lost to Tampa Bay. It's good to see him back on the horse. But I got to be honest here. I am totally and complettly petrified of his belly button. Something just ain't right there. That dude on the right better watch out because he's a whisker away from losing a finger in that thing.
- Thanks to Jim for the photos
Sexiest Halloween Costume Sweet 16
(this Umass undergrad did not make the tournament this year)
The sweet 16 is set for our Sexiest Halloween Costume in contest. The field is stacked and voting is underway. We will post the Final 8 on Thursday. As a reminder the winner gets $750 bucks (in hats) courtesy of the Stool. I honestly have no idea who is going to win this thing. It is as wide open as it gets. Should be fun.
Fat Kid Playes QB
ELLENVILLE — Tony Casamento tipped the scales at 305 a couple days ago in gym class. That's just where the story would end if not for Casamento suddenly landing the task of quarterbacking Ellenville to the Section 9 Class C championship. He took over for the Class B semifinal last Friday after starter Sebastian Constable had an appendectomy two days earlier. Casamento smoothly led Ellenville to a 56-13 win over Millbrook. Now he will try to lead Ellenville to the sectional title over Sullivan West on Saturday."People laughed at me when I said he's a quarterback in a lineman's body,'' said Ellenville coach Tony Borriello. "But he really is. It's unfortunate that God gives us certain things, but you gotta deal with it.'' He started playing in the seventh grade, usually as a backup defensive tackle, before everything changed this season.
Listen I'm all for fat dudes doing well in life (I only hate fat chicks), but I'm calling bullshit here. This story just doesn't add up. And not just because this kid is rocking the old school Pony's either. Honestly how can this kid be good enough to play QB, but he couldn't crack the starting lineup as a defensive tackle? That makes NO sense. Keep in mind he weighs 3 bills and is supposedly nimble on his feet. So I'm not sure what type of publicity stunt Ellenville High School is trying to pull here, but I'm not falling for it. Just like how I told you Lohan would never give up cock, I'm telling you this kid isn't a legit QB.
- Kudos to every blog and media aoutlet that had this story before us. There were a lot of them. They are all awesome.
Happy Veterans Day From Sgt Slaughter
Happy Veterans Day and thank you from the Stool to all who are serving or who have served to keep us safe from the Pinko Commies.
Celtics Blog: The Raptors Are Finished
Wow. And I thought the victory over the Pistons was exciting. I missed the first two-and-a-half quarters of this one (hey, when the kid is at the in-laws and the wife is horny, you gotta seize the moment), but was able to watch Paul Pierce cut the Raptors' hearts out and essentially end their season. Yes, it's over. They learned last night they aren't good enough to beat Boston. Anyone over 30 felt like Larry Bird was back on the parquet. Pierce dropped 22 in the fourth - burying 3s, nailing turnaround jumpers, reverse layups, driving and dishing....you name it, he did it. Like Cleveland, Detroit and Philly, the Jermaine O'Neal enhanced Raptors were supposed to challenge the C's this year. But Jermaine shat his shorts big time at the end of this one. In the final 2+ minutes, he had one shot blocked by Perk and coughed up two turnovers. And has anyone seen Chris Bosh? Did he play last night?
I gotta mention KG. While he was solid (21 pts, 10 reb), the highlight of his night came late in the 3rd with the Celtics down 6. He yapped his way into the head of Jose Calderon. Things got so bad, Calderon turned to the ref and begged him to stop KG from messing with him. Calderon tried to jaw back at KG, but by then, the damage was done. KG fired up the crowd, his team and made the Raptors guard piss his pants. Enjoy the rest of your meaningless season Toronto.
Chuck - Red's Army
I'd like to respond to one asstute reader who called me out for ignoring the tremendous play of a certain team in the Western conference. He's right. The Jazz are really tearing it up out there and deserve some recognition.
Reader Email: Who dresses up as a banana and a penguin to go to the Bruins game?
Reader Email
So last night (Sat) my friends and I were sitting in the balcony section 302 at the garden. There were 2 kids there dressed in a penguin and banana costume. After the game they proceeded to roll down every set of stairs from the balcony down to the exit, and stop and fight every now and then. At one point the security came over but couldnt stop laughing long enough to do anything. Here are some pics.
Wendy, South Boston
I’m not quite sure what to say about this one. I mean is this funny? Are these guys losers? Are they lunatics? Did they get confused on when Halloween was? Is it all of the above? Seriously there has to be some back story right? You just don’t dress up as a penguin and a banana and roll around on the ground of the Garden fighting each other just for the hell of it do you? And what's up with the penguin's shoe and sock combo? That strikes me as strange. Free Barstool hat to anybody who can ID the penguin and banana so we can get to the bottom of this.
Eric Mangini Goes After More of Bill Belichick's Sloppy Seconds, Signs Ty Law
NFL.com: Not that Thursday night’s New York-New England clash needed any extra juice, but it just got some. Free-agent cornerback Ty Law reached agreement Monday with the Jets on a one-year deal, and is expected to play Thursday night against the Patriots. “This is going to be different playing Thursday night against the Patriots, matching up against my former team and the players I’m used to practicing against,” Law said as he was packing in Boston to drive to New York only to return to Boston again on Wednesday. I know they’re going to throw at me, but I welcome the challenge — bring it. I got the tricks for you.”
"Tricks" is actually an interesting choice of words, considering the way Law is whoring himself out to Mangini. This signing is nothing more than Mangini continuing to play out his "I'm Bill Belichick" fantasy. The two of them are probably in Mangina's office right now and he's pulling a gray hoodie out of his wall safe and telling Law to call him "Bill."
Really Mangini's Belichick fetish has gone way beyond creepy. I mean, they've had since free agency began in March to sign Law and they wait until three days before the Patriots game? Even the most partisan Jets fan has to hear the warning bells and realize this man needs serious help. I wouldn't be at all surprised to hear Manboobs has asked out Belichick's ex-wife. He probably paws through the dumpsters at Belichick's condo complex looking for his former mentor's uneaten food or used Kleenexes to add to his sick collection, oblivious to the fact that Belichick was never that into him.
This latest move seals it. Eric Mangini is a parasite. A remora, swimming alongside, feeding off the scraps of the Great White Belichick as he patrols the top of the 
food chain. Mangini is one of those birds who sits on top of a hippopotamus and eats the bugs off its back. He's the Kenny Bania to Belchick's Seinfeld; saying "I've got Ty Law now. I'm HUGE!" A talentless, wanna be hack, signing a washed up, over-the-hill Defensive Back off the street just because he played for Belichick years ago. I look forward to the Jets signing Myron Guyton next. It would sad if it wasn't so creepy.
Joe Scarborough Drops The F Bomb On Live TV
Man I wouldn't want to play poker with Joe Scarborough. I mean he almost had me convinced that that he didn't realize he said "fuck you" on live television. This is a textbook example of how to handle a situation like this. It's like getting picked off in baseball. You don't go back to first. You just keep going full speed ahead and hope for the best. In fact, I bet Scarborough would have gotten away with it if all the other reporters didn't basically have an orgy when he dropped the F bomb. I mean the lady was definitely having an orgasm. Umm...ummmm, ohhhhh....come to Mommy!" Dude it's the word fuck. Who fucking cares?
PS - I thought Mike Barnacle was dead?
Making this wall must have taken a serious cut into the "getting laid" department.