TMZ.com - The ex-New England Patriots cheerleader kicked off the squad for her role in a penis-happy, swastika infested photo scandal is finally talking -- and she's blaming the whole thing on bad judgment .... a really bad Halloween costume. In a statement to TMZ, 18-year-old Caitlin Davis refuses to take responsibility for the offensive images drawn on a drunk guy who passed out at a party, because, "The kid in the picture was a 'drunk guy who passed out and was written on,' as his costume for the night."  It all went down in a dorm at Boston College. Caitlin claims, "Me and my girls left the dorm and went to another house and came back to the kid passed out on the futon we were suppose to sleep on. The guys ended up drawing more on him due to the fact that he was the first one to pass out on Halloween night ... At the time I had jumped in the picture with the kid, I didn't realize what had been drawn on him, which I take responsibility for not being alert." She adds, "Me and my girlfirends [sic] took pictures with him because we found it humorous how badly he was drawn on." More proof the Patriots are falling apart without Tom Brady.

This post makes me sad and angry all at once.   Why the fuck is Caitlin Davis talking to TMZ and not Barstool Sports?  I mean she’s a former Smokeshow for god sakes.  We discovered her not them.  But I guess I have nobody to blame but myself right?  TMZ probably called her for a statement while I sat on my ass eating pizza, getting fat and looking for today’s guess that ass contestant.  Well shame on me.  Listen if I want to take Barstool Sports to the next level in smut I’ve got to be all over shit like this from now on.   No more beating off 4 times a day, and watching TVG from dawn to dusk.  This story just lit a fire under my ass.  It’s a new day at the Stool.   From now on we’re going to be like the Jim Gray of Smut.  We’re going to be chasing down stories that don’t even exist.  Mark my words, I’ll never miss getting the inside story on a cheerleader drawing cocks on somebody’s face again.

PS - Caitlin's defense seems shaky at best. I mean it's kind of tough to buy the "I didn't draw on him" argument when the 2nd picture basically shows her holding a marker and going Picasso on his ass.