Inside Track - After a nationwide search, NESN has finally found a replacement for “SportsDesk” vixen Hazel Mae - and it’s a dude! Cole Wright, sports director of WVLA, the NBC affiliate in Baton Rouge, La., and a former minor-league pitcher, will take over for the departed Hazel next month. Wright will anchor “SportsDesk” and host the station’s sports news programming. He replaces Mae, who will start work as the face of the new MLB Network when it debuts in January.

So NESN scoured the country for Hazel Mae’s replacement and this is the best they could come up with?   A Good Old Boy from the South?      I’m confused.   I thought after the Heidi Watney signing NESN had finally figured out what puts asses in the seats, but apparently not. Granted I don’t know “Cole” from a hole in the wall, but I feel confident saying I hate his guts and so will everybody else.    Bottom line is that Boston people don’t want to get their sports news from some slack jawed yokel from the South.   Unless of course she is a Southern Belle with tits and an ass that you dream about.  But that certainly isn’t the case here.  Very confusing.