Random Thoughts – October 24th
Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher


VOLUSIA COUNTY, Fla. -- A former Volusia County teacher was out of jail Thursday and facing charges of having a lengthy sexual relationship with a 17-year-old student. Last week, the teacher at Warner Christian Academy resigned amid the accusations. [Cynthia Horvath] was arrested Wednesday. South Daytona police confirmed to Eyewitness News that they are back on the case and there may have been sexual incidents in the school, possibly at the teacher's home and said it has been happening since last school year... The cheerleading coach is accused of carrying on an affair since last spring with a 17-year-old student, though she wouldn't admit it to Eyewitness News at her door last week... But the Warner Christian student she was sleeping with did fill police in. He said they would go places in her car and what started as kissing turned into sex. "In parking lots. The alleged locations have been Wal-Mart, Publix," Surmaczewicz said. The student said they also met under the Dunlawton Bridge in Port Orange and in hotels in Daytona Beach. Police said it was obvious the boy cares for Horvath, but his parents were clear about pressing charges...
Port Orange police may have had a chance to stop the affair though last month. While in a Wal-Mart parking lot, having sex, the pair was interrupted by a Port Orange police officer who even took their IDs. But the police report makes no mention of why Horvath wasn't charged then. Officials at the Port Orange Police Department told Eyewitness News that incident with that officer is being reviewed. Horvath is married and has a 17-year-old son who attends Warner Christian.
Nice to see Florida getting back on top of the Sex Scandal Teacher pyramid where it belongs. They should just change the state flag to show a 45 year old MILF riding a teenage boy in the back seat of her car. If I was running for president and needed to carry Florida, I'd come out for repealing the statutory rape laws and lock up the all-important Predatory Educator vote. You'd also clinch the Perverted Cop vote, as apparently there are plenty of cops in Port Orange who'd rather watch a 45 year old bang a child than put a stop to it. But can we do one thing here, and stop saying "the parents" want to press charges when we really mean "the mom?"
The Grades:
Looks: Can I git a what-what?! Granted, to be among the all time Sex Scandal Teacher greats you can't have that gummy smile and Gerry Callahan forehead, but she's still solid. I like Cynthia even more all slutted up her perp walk picture. Nice touch by the cops cuffing her in the back so we can check out her concealed weapons. Grade: B.
Moral Compass/Bad Judgement: What more do we need? Sex at home, in school, discount retail store parking lots, under bridges, cheap hotels. Mrs. Horvath is insatiable. But banging one of your sons classmates? That's legendary. I wish there was a Grade higher than A+.
Intangibles: Two words: Chrisitian school. Two more: Cheerleader Coach. Grade A.
Overall: A. (Thanks to Tim M. for doing his part.)






