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Random Thoughts – October 16th


Reality TV Update: How Could Robin Know Dan Had A Limp Dick If She Wasn't Hooking Up With HIm?

 

People always bust my balls about my love for reality TV.  Well I say shame on you.   Because if you don’t love reality TV than you have ZERO sense of humor and the above clip proves it.  Because I’ll be damned if there is any writer on the planet who could come up with shit half as funny as this.    I mean let me just recap what happened here quickly:

Robin is telling everybody on the Island that she didn’t hook up with Dan and that he has a limp dick.   Naturally Dan gets pissed and confronts her.   He asks her how could she possibly know he has a limp dick unless they were hooking up?  Busted!    Then he promptly declares that Robin is “dead to him” for spreading the Limp Dick rumors.   Naturally Robin begins to cry and the entire Island breaks out into what has to be the first “Take It Back” chant in the history of Reality TV.    A chant that very well may replace "Donna Martin Graduates" as the most prolific chant in the history of modern television.

 

PS - I believe Robins account of the story. She was going to fuck Dan, but didn't because Dan had limp dick. The rest is just semantics.

— elpresidente, 3:53 pm | permalink | 55 comments