SHEBOYGAN, Wis.—A 19-year-old Town of Sheboygan man is in jail Wednesday after police say he approached an officer to confess he had sex with a 13-year-old girl. A Sheboygan police officer was conducting an unrelated traffic stop Tuesday evening when he saw Mario Paz and told him he needed a light on his bicycle. The criminal complaint says Paz then confessed to having sex with an underage girl... The complaint says Paz met the girl two weeks ago and asked her repeatedly to have sex with him, which she consented to in the basement of a friend's house.

Let me start with a reminder that Barstool Sports in no way advocates sex with underage kids. Unless you're a hot female teacher and the underage kid in question is one of your students. We don't recommend that either, but we think it's sort of a moral gray area. That said, I've spent all day looking at this story from every angle, and here's where I think Mario Paz went wrong. He almost had pulled off the perfect crime. He got the girl to go along with him, had sex with her, she was keeping quiet about it, and so was his friend with the basement. It had been two weeks and it looked like he was about to get away with it. Right up until the point where he told the cop he'd boned the girl. That was where Paz went wrong, right there. He probably shouldn't have brought it up, but what can he do about that now? You can't unring a bell. Looks like the cop outsmarted him with that "light" business. Maybe a good lawyer can get him off (pun intended) for police entrapment.