What I’m about to say is far from breaking news.   But did people know that Mila Kunis is dating Macaulay Culkin?  Yeah Macaulay Fucking Culkin!  And apparently they have been dating for like six years now.  What the fuck?Where have I been?  More importantly how do you go from getting diddled by Michael Jackson to dating this piece of ass? This totally ruins my crush on Mila Kunis.   Seriously can she please dump him already and date an athlete or a good looking dude or somebody who didn’t have Michael Jackson’s dick inside of him?  Is that too much to ask?    Honestly I can’t believe I’m sneaky jealous of Macaulay fucking Culkin.   I’m fucking pissed.