These hooker boots/hooker shoes are awesome! I mean if they don't scream "Yes, I'm ready to fuck at all times" than I don't know what does. The First Lady claims that these things are in style nowadays. Is that true? Regardless you know Brady makes Gisele wear these things to bed and shit like that. My only complaint is that the heel could be a couple inches higher.

Continuing our once in awhile profile of new local companies here is Love The Action;

“Love the Action™” is a one-of-a kind site that offers an incredible software tool to generate dollars for fundraising needs… and the best thing is that it revolves around square pools for sports with live scoring!  LTA’s platform focuses on the viral capabilities which web and social networking sites provide.  If your team, club, or organization is looking to raise a little or a lot of money for a specific need, this is a lay-up and won’t take but a couple minutes of your life to get started.  Another great thing about it is that you don’t have to ruin your weekend or time on the couch to help out the troops by selling pizza, wrapping paper or cheap trinkets and trash that no one wants… just logon, create a pool, pick a prize from the site store, send it out to your contacts, and you will be back on your recliner before the second half kickoff.   It’s a no-brainer like pocket aces in poker or going ugly early when barhopping …

So let’s recap.

In a matter of minutes… you logon, create a pool, send out invites and its back to your brew and view.

Here’s how it works… For a $10.00 software fee, which you recover with pool funds, you become the commissioner of a square pool.  Once you login, you pick the football or baseball game that you want the square pool to coincide with from the calendar.  (Most people choose games that are a couple weeks away to give your organization a couple weeks to generate as much money as possible).  Next, send it out to your buddies, all of the hockey and soccer moms, and any other sports fanatics who love this stuff to spread the word.  Once the game is completed, the prizes are sent out to the winners and a check is sent to your organization.  Simple as that.

It doesn’t matter if you are hung over, have A.D.D., been accused of being mildly retarded, legitimately rode the short bus, or are a dumb blonde… anyone can do this. 

Lastly, once this in up and running, you are done.  The only thing you have to do is to sit back and wait until the game is over and look like a hero to your kid or organization.

One last thing… your cause is up to you… whether it’s for team travel, uniforms or ice time, getting that disturbing third nipple removed or even a fund to enhance you girlfriends features… there’s no more excuses about not having the money!

Its like a sore dick, you can’t beat it-

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And FYI we got another party coming up right around the pike. Yup our 3rd annual Wicked Halloween is Friday October 31 (AKA Halloween Night) at Jose Macs.

I had an awful finish to the week in gambling as I was 0-3 in my mortal lock picks this weekend culminating with the Pats getting demolished against San Diego last night. I guess you can't win them all right? The good news is the week is over. The bad news is I'm dead broke. It's the dilemma that every gambler faces on the Monday after they get crushed. Should I quit and pay the man or should I go huge and try to get it back? Well I don't know about you, but there is only one thing I can do situations like these. Yup, I turn to "The Source" Stu Feiner for guidance. And after listening to him rant and rave in some old school Sports Advisors clips I decided I owe it to myself to at least try and get it back this week. And it starts with the Sox minus 200 today even though I know that's a dumb ass bet. Now enjoy some of Stu's greatest hits until first pitch. God I miss this show....

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Honestly what did Sarah Palin think was going to happen here? I mean they boo Santa Claus in Philly. I knew Santa Claus. Santa Claus was a friend of mine. Sarah Palin , you're no Santa Claus.

Things to consider while hearing about Kellen Winslow's grapefruit-sized testicles and thinking that the Patriots could use a Tight End with some big balls:

*After this is it safe to assume that we've overrated jet lag just a bit? The only other team I'm aware of that stayed on the road between back-to-back games on the opposite coast was Arizona, and they gave up 6 TD's to Brettfavre. Maybe when the Pats come back to the West Coast for two straight in December, they should fly home between games. They can always deal with the jet lag by wiggling their toes in the carpet. That's what Bruce Willis did in "Die Hard" and he did a much better job on Hans Gruber's guys than the Pats did on Norv Turner's.

*The worst part about this is not even how badly they lost; it's who they lost to. Even coming in at 2-3, the Chargers continue to be the most self-congratulatory, chest-thumpingest team that's never won anything in NFL history. They celebrate good times more than Kool & the Gang. Anthony Waters tackles the kick returner at the 20 and he swaggers. Luis Castillo makes a stop at the LOS and he struts. Antwan Applewhite preens. Brandon Siler flounces. And on the rare occasion Stephen Cooper makes a play he runs around pounding his chest like a guy high on ephedra. Oh, yeah... right...

*How ironic though that the game they bring back BenJarvus Green-Ellis, they lose Jarvis Green. It must be one of those karmic/ Ying & Yang/ harmonic balance in the universe things.

*Belichick says it takes half a year before a team establishes their identity, but it might be time to ask, "What is this team's strength? What are they best at?" Special teams I'll grant you. Stopping the run, I guess; that Miami Wildcat fiasco notwithstanding. They don't put pressure on the QB, their secondary is giving up big plays for the first time since '06. They're not a great running team. The wideouts are the best unit in the NFL but combined for 103 receiving yards. When you ask these questions and the first answer that comes to mind is your kickoff units, that's not a good indication.

*Darren Sproles is 5-6, 180. He's a helmet with legs. When he follows Marcus McNeil, it looks like Chewbacca blocking for R2D2.

*One thing we learned about the Chargers is that breast augmentation is covered in their health plan. Either that or it's an easier trip from San Diego to the clinics in Tijuana than I thought. Anyway, thank you, Chargers, and thank you, NBC.

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I hate to rehash bad memories from Saturday, but I want to talk about Terry Francona for a second.  There seems to be a group of people who think he is beyond criticism because he’s won 2 World Series. (Jerry Thornton raise your hand)    That he should somehow be treated the same way we treat Bill Belichick.     Well I’m here to say that these people are morons.   To compare a football coach’s importance in winning with a baseball manager’s importance in winning is asinine.   All you need in baseball is a manager who isn’t going to cost you games.   They're like umpires and referees in that they are doing a good job when you don’t notice them.    Well that certainly hasn’t been the case with Tito lately.  He flat out lost that game on Saturday by leaving Josh Beckett in for 8 earned runs.  And what is really alarming is that this was Tito’s 2^nd mind numbingly dumb decision in three games.     He almost cost us Game 4 against Anaheim when he pulled Lester after 7 innings.     I don’t know how anybody with a brain can’t be nervous about his decision making ability right now.    People can complain about Ellsbury and Ortiz not hitting or the fact that Beckett suddenly sucks, but that’s just part of the game.   Shit happens on the field.  You just hope your manager doesn’t become an obstacle the team has to overcome to win and that is exactly what Tito has been 2 of the last 3 games.

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