Random Thoughts

Pres no offense man but you gotta stop with these mortal locks. Frankly they aren't even remotely close.

please do not say jon lester is a mortal lock. maybe you shouldnt mention tomorrows game at all.

Yet you are still selling those Cassel shirts you douchebag?
all you had to do was listen to me a month ago...I told you flat out that Cassel sucked, you in turn..designed a shirt.
your mortal locks have all been wrong, honestly Portnoy...other than post pics of young titties..Just wtf do you do well?

Did you drop off the Astrovan yet? Mortal Locks dont get pounded 30-3 (so far). Pats will have trouble even making the playoffs.

derekio. Get the fuck off this site you worthless piece of scum.

"your mortal locks have all been wrong, honestly Portnoy...other than post pics of young titties..Just wtf do you do well?"
— derekio, Oct 12 2008, 10:45 pm

Play the strengths EP.

Matt Cassel is a miserable human being and should be ashamed to be alive... honestly he is the worst QB to ever only have 33 career college pass attempts... how did he get drafted and why...

On a side note the pats defensive backs suck ass... I didn't know randel gay changed his name to deltha o'neil... someone please call up O.T.I.S. and get him back in a pats uniform... Ellis Hobbs can be replaced by Troy Brown any day also... those two CBs are worthless

Cassel is awful. So's this offense when he's back there. Roll the dice and put in O'Connell.

we all new that starting this season that the Patsy D was slow, inept, and advancing age had not been replaced.
But we figured that the Offense would carry them.
After Gaydy went down, this team is pathetic. Cassell is what we said he was. Moss has disappeared(as usual), Maroneys a bust, and the O line is getting blown up now that the league is finally calling the holding penalty against them.
And the funny part is, all while the so called "smartest coach in football" is still at the helm.
Well I say BS! Karmas a bitch Bellicheat! O, and whats up with Patsy Defense still shaking fists and talking shit on the field tonight? you know its 30-3 right guys?

What's Michael Bishop up to these days....On a serious note, if the coaching staff is as high on O'Connel as reported, I expect to see him in soon....this is brutal

you patriot fans must feel like the dads of the chicks in "two girls, one cup".

"Thanks fucking God."

No offense over by dare to you Pats fans over here but doughs Pats over here by dare, I mean dis team has no chance of making the playoffs time to get realistic my friends and enjoy da Sox and C's and stop making predictions about this fucking putrid team. It's all about Brady my men, shows how goddamn useless da coach Bellichick is witout his stud over dare in dare.

I honestly joined just so I could voice my opinion on your picks. They are hands down the worst in the country. I've actually gone into parlays with your logic reversed and its pretty much automatic cash.

The blog is great but PLEASE cut the shit with the picks.

"Cue the duckboats" the pats are nasty this year! It's sad really, I would have loved watching the G-men kick there ass again in the superbowl.

I think Portnoy is right .. this is all part of the master plan. Just like losing the superbowl. Ask Kasparov.. winning in checkers is way over-rated.. Title town is just trying to spread things around in these tough times. Really, this is intentional. Boston going to limit its greed to the NBA this year.. out of charity. We should all be thankful to generosity of Boston. What a town.

Isn't it strange that your prodigal son Brady is spending all his time injured in New York?? Go figure..

Oh and to everyone saying to cut the $hit with your "mortal" or "millennium" picks.. please shut up. I am killing it betting against this dope. EP please keep em coming. Easy money.

Just like the Gmen in the superbowl last year.

Easy.

"Tonight is the night that people once again realize we are still the favorites to win the Superbowl." - Elprez

Hahaha how about the cherrio bowl, Pats Vs. BC now that would be a good game.

Oh glorious night! That was fun to watch, and I'm looking forward to a week of whining.

Time out with 2 seconds? Fire the cannon again!!!

http://www.chargers.com/fan_zone/super-charger-song.htm

Breaking news! The pats secondary got killed.

I don't want to be misunderstood.. I love barstooltits.com

Please keep up the good work.

We're all playing chess and the Pres is playing w/ himself. Went the other way on his locks and had a nice wknd, up 6 bills, thanks buddy. Do us a favor, please don't touch the Sox tomorrow.

Beantown Booya...

how about rohan davey?

Wow the retards really come out when something bad happens huh? Anybody not from Boston posting on here, thanks for confirming how bad we own your ass, that youd actually come on here and talk shit about a meaningless loss. Mookie you fucking meatstick, the Giants really blew the Pats out in the SB huh? NYfan, please dude every single NY team barring the Giants right now are TERRIBLE. How come your not talking about the Yankees? Or the Mets? Or the Jets? Or the Knicks? Or the Rangers? Or the Islanders? hahhahaha sad motherfuckers indeed.

Dear baller, that psyche stuff won't work,
your team sucks. you know it, I know it.
true story

Portnoy-
I went 3-0 this week and am 12-2 on the season in "locks". Would love to see if you would put your small wallet where your mouth is... 3 games next week. I will take out a month of advertising vs a week of your ad revs on my 3 picks vs yours next weekend .. NFL ...

Didn't think so

Rivers after the game: "We owed these guys a lot, it doesn't make up for the 3 losses but...." BAHAHAAAAAAA!! Can you picture any New England player ever saying something so stupid? You won one, enjoy it for once.

Al Michaels and Madden should be taken out to a feild and shot, they are so embarassingly bad.

WBZ Belichek comments - sounds like a funeral there

hendry, that's what he was saying. Yeah, he's probably still pissed about losing last year twice, but that's in the past and he's happy they won this season. Nice try, though.

Derekio...right on cue. You are STILL here? You hate every Boston team, every Boston fan, and yet you show up week after week. Think about that. Really, it's been a long time. Nothing else going on for you dude? No job? No boyfriend? No friends? Glad this site gives you some solace, times are tough out there, if this keeps you from choking yourself on that dildo that you hide under the bed then I hope you stick around. No mother would ever want to walk down to the basement and find her son blue in the face with a pink dildo halfway down his throat, not even that 400 pound cow with a mustache you call mommy.

Pats secondary sucks. Completion rate throwing in O'Neal's direction had to be >90%.

Derekio, he nailed you perfectly.

Balless84 - how old are you? You may be "Title Town" at the moment.. but that moment is fleeting. NY is the best sports town in the country by any measure. True statement. Look at history kiddo. Classy to call me a "meatstick". Typical Bostonian. You didn't even have a competitive high school football team until Brady graced himself with your team... Unlike Boston fans do for NY teams I actually have respect for all successful teams.. including Boston teams. Red Sox are a lock to win it all and have all the elements of a great dynasty. Not a fan but have the respect as a fan of baseball.

Funny you mentioned hockey teams...

Lets see...your down 27 points in the second half...1st down, 4 yard pass. 2nd down...run a draw. 3rd down...lets try a 3 yard pass. What a boring, predictable fuckin offense. For once I agreed with Madden. Secondary was getting killed, as well!!

"Gaydy" "Bellicheat" " Cherrio Bowl" - These are some real gems. Man, it must really suck to be so jealous of this city.

i dont get how people/teams can get so jacked up to beat a bradyless patriots

The Pats cannot compete with elite teams with Matt Cassel on a consistent basis. This is starting to look like a lost season, so disappointing.

i'm not from boston -- but because my firm couldn't find anyone from this place capable of doing my job, they made me an offer and moved me out here. now, i live among you miserable massholes and i have to admit, the entertainment value of your delusion is priceless... watching the patriots shit themselves is great, but listening to you idiots is even better.

concerning the patriots and the red sox, let us all just take a look at this little history lesson:

the beginning of time - 2001: Boston is basically the asshole of the sports universe. for most of their existence, the patriots were a marginally competitive D-III team and the red sox were innovators in the art of losing.

2002-2008: six years of success does not make up for the century of awful that came before it.

cue the duckboats -- they can follow the bandwagon and give everyone a ride home. i guess you fucks can pack away your pink patriot hats for the season, huh?

I've been a Pats fan since I was a little kid. Never has there been a game that I've had so little interest in as the one tonight. I probably caught about two minutes of it. I just really didn't give a shit. Not sure if it's because of the Sox in the playoffs, basketball and hockey starting, or the fact that it was so beyond obvious that they were going to lose.

Anybody else just not into this one tonight?

To the manfromnantucket:
Right off the bat you fail to mention where it is you are from, that tells us you're ashamed of whatever bumfuck it is. No matter, I can't apologize for whatever New England fan it is bending your ear. You don't know most fans and you have no idea what we were like when our teams did lose, so don't pretend you do. We know. We're proud of how we supported our teams. Our success now is well earned and well deserved, and if it pisses off little peons like you all the better, who cares about you? Like the name though, we know that joke, too. Your dick is so long you can suck it.

Thats funny. You predicted the pats would actually win this game, right?

Baller84 -

The Rangers are 4-0 and look money. Yanks are retooling and next year will be another great season to be a Yanks fan. Knicks suck balls but will get Labron after the '09. So throw on this years bo sox wild card champs hat and suck a fat one

New Yorkers are so fucked, it's both sad and funny. They live in the past, maybe the future, and then they try shitting on the City of Champions present (that would be us for 7 years running). When they become relevant let us know.

im a sox, celts and bruins fan from Massachusetts but I am also a giants fan, and its fuckin glorious. even with brady it would be hard to recover from the worst choke in the history of football.

I just saw the bruins win in denver on thursday and that shit was awesome. were bringin the cup back to boston.

Simmons Quick Picks:

"Patriots (+6) over CHARGERS
Belichick getting six against Norv? Really?"

Yes, really, you fucking d-bag.

"BROWNS (+8) over Giants
The Giants haven't lost in 10 months. This is absurd."

Not as absurd as the fact that you write a sports column for the largest sports website in the USA and a syphilitic transvestite in lower Queens knows more about football than your slack boston nut-hugging ass.

3-13!

And SD just scores again! Christ almighty why can't Brady play on a segway or something over dare?

This was a brutal game to watch. Def. lots of eras but that will happen with a new quarterback who has never really had a decent shot at a pro game. He will be fine.

So, based on El Pres, and his amazing "Mortal Locks" this weekend, and his inability to make $$ selling T-Shirts (I did that in High School, good biz)......When do we try to log on, and see the site locked down cause he can't pay the fees to his ISP anymore??

So Sad......

Me: the patsys are slow, inept, and aging.
massholes: "you're gay, suck a dick, and how my dicktate"
The wit in New England stuns me....
enjoy the cellar bitches

Finally, some help for the Patriot defense..about time you signed someone Kraft.
http://www.lincolnsurgical.com/images/6291_A.jpg

Does anyone know what happened in the Florida/LSU game?
I was glued to the UMass/Northeastern barnburner and couldn't break away...

The pats secondary is laughable. Chambers didnt even frigin play either. Brandon Marshall might just go for 200 yards next monday.

Cue the duckboats!!!

Should have just paid Asante....you cant just plug guys in.

Belichick is SUCH A GOOD COACH! Losing Brady just exposes how big of a tool he actually is.

I have been one of the bigger supporters of "the system works, no matter who is in there" but it appears that some hubris was in the mix this season with this secondary...ellis hobbs is terrible. They can still compete but not with big boys. Cutler and Marshall are going to explode next monday night

I think Portnoy is right .. this is all part of the master plan. Just like losing the superbowl. Ask Kasparov.. winning in checkers is way over-rated..

— Mookies, Oct 12 2008, 11:15 pm

Mookies I'm pretty sure a chess reference is going to go WAYYYYYYYYY over the head of most of the stoolies here.

The Pats will be all right. Cassel isn't Brady, we get it, but give us time to adjust. By Week 10 this team will be humming along quite nicely, thank you. By playoff time they'll be ready to shove that football up Norv's ass for this beat down.

Deltha Oneal couldnt cover Steven Hawking. Pathetic game

I love how its "wait until week 10" now. During week 1 it was "wait a few weeks" then it was "give them until week 5 or 6" and now its "wait until week 10"
Whats next? Wait until next year?

There are only 16 games

dekezucker... Playoffs?!!!?? Don't talk about playoffs. Are you kidding me? Playoffs? I'm just hoping we can win a game, another game.

If anyone thinks this team is going to the playoffs, sadly mistaken. They'll be lucky to win 4 more games the rest of the season..

Its a good year to be bad...some terrible QB play this season...wouldnt shock me if the pats end up 9-7 and squeak out a wildcard but this team isnt going anywhere this season.

Belichick is SUCH A GOOD COACH! Losing Brady just exposes how big of a tool he actually is.

— theCount, Oct 13 2008, 8:56 am

You should take the "o" out of your name

Deltha Oneal couldnt cover Steven Hawking. Pathetic game
— JulioPoogo, Oct 13 2008, 9:04 am

hey julio..funny stuff.and witty too.
cya next time I'm down by the schoolyard....

"Pats +6 Tonight? BAHAHAHAHA!"

...classic. Ignorant, classless, idiot Boston fans.

Wait, how did Beckett do again this weekend?

EastCoastSucks? Wow, nice name. How long did that take to figure out? Apparently, you think the East Coast sucks, but yet you come onto an East Coast based website. Clearly you wish you were us. How'd those Lakers work out for ya? Oh and congrats on beating a Bradyless Patriots, I'm highly impressed.

Derfuckio-

Didn't the cops talk to you about hanging out at the schoolyard?

Uh oh Prez, may have to ship the rest of those Cassel t-shirts to the same 3rd world country those "New England Patriots Super Bowl XLII Champions" shirts and hats ended up...

Anyone ready to see the beginning of the New York Giants mini-dynasty? Deepest team in football, hands down. The Pats did a great job at showing you need more than a QB and WR to win it all last season.

Tonight's Prediction:

Giants - 27
Browns - 10

And while you fucktard haters take pleasure in beating a Bradyless Patriots on a Boston based website, I'll be at Fenway watching Lester dominate the Rays. Ah, I love being a Bostonian!

Hilarious...
Talk shit all day long. Loose. Change the subject.
Priceless.
Then everyone says the Rays aren't shit and then brag about beating up on them. Which one is it? Don't you know you are supposed to beat them? You are supposed to win the AL East too though...
Are the Pats a dynasty or is Brady?

Breaking News! El Pres is not as good as my 5 year old cousin when it comes to picking winners.

TCLover, you are the one that is "loose". MG21 said so.

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Last time I checked, the Pats with Brady as it's QB is a dynasty. It's becoming more obvious week after week how much we miss our franchise QB and I'll be the first one to admit it. It looks like the Pats aren't shit without Brady.

Clydesdale T Huffington V,-
I know you are, but what am I?
Jackass.

emmyx623 - tom brady doesn't play defense. the pats D just isn't that good.
do you think the pats would win just because brady is in the game?
were you excited last year when the pats beat the a chargers team that didn't have LT or a healthy rivers?

i'm sure that you"re not actually going to the game tonight, but it sounds cool to say that you are. in reality you're probably wtching the game at home in lynn or perhaps you're living the good life and have a sweet place in revere.

LMAO, good job putting words in my mouth. I didn't say the defense didn't suck. Clearly they're part of the problem. If Brady was the QB tho, he would keep us in games all day long.

Oh and you thinking I am not going to the game really puts a damper in my day. Get the fuck outta here.

And it's Stoneham, thank you very much....

Anyone ready to see the beginning of the New York Giants mini-dynasty? Deepest team in football, hands down. The Pats did a great job at showing you need more than a QB and WR to win it all last season.

Tonight's Prediction:

Giants - 27
Browns - 10

— MG21, Oct 13 2008, 9:59 am

Giants are no Dynasty. They have played 4 shitty ass teams and almost lost to a 0-5 team. Wait till they have to play Dallas, Eagles and some teams that dont suck.

can people stop saying the pats are a dynasty. they've won 3 super bowls in 7 years (can make it 8 because they aren't winning one this year).

Cue the Duck Boats...Here come the PATS!!!! AHAHAHA

Derekio,
You are such a tool. Who do you root for? Do you have a team or are you such a loser you just root against Boston teams. Your team must suck so bad that you don't want to admit who you root for.

"Giants - 27
Browns - 10

— MG21, Oct 13 2008, 9:59 am

Giants are no Dynasty. They have played 4 shitty ass teams and almost lost to a 0-5 team. Wait till they have to play Dallas, Eagles and some teams that dont suck.
— Akrobatik, Oct 13 2008, 10:48 am "

The Giants beat the redskins who are 4-2 and better than the Eagles. Also, at least the Giants are beating the teams they should. The Pats are 3-2 against teams with a combined record of 9-12.