(Thanks to this guys' buddy for sending the picture. I'd be pissed too if the cops broke up my skinny dip in the back of a truck)

WHDH - A tailgater skinny dipping inside a truck bed at a University of Massachusetts football game has been charged with assault for allegedly kneeing a campus police officer in the groin after being told to get out of the water. Deputy Chief Patrick Archbald said 21-year-old Marshal D.P. Keating of Edgewater, N.J., was among several fans splashing around in the back of a pickup truck before Saturday's game against the University of Delaware. When police told them to stop, Keating initially refused to get out. Archbald says he then approached the officer and kneed him twice in the groin. The officer, whom Archbald did not name, was given morphine at a hospital. He could miss up to two weeks of work.

I’m flabbergasted by this story on like 10 different levels.  First of all UMass has tailgating for football games?   Who knew?    And since when did “campus cops” count as real cops anyway?    I thought it was just understood that you could knee them in the balls without any repercussions.   I mean don’t they carry fluorescent squirt guns instead of real guns.   And how do you miss two weeks of work from this?    Dude, walk it off like everybody else who has been hit in the balls before.   In any event if UMass wants to become a real Division I school they are going to have to start to let shit like this slide.  You think the campus cops at Florida will tell students to stop skinny dipping in the back of pick up truck before Florida vs. LSU this weekend?    I doubt it.