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Barstool Local Smokeshow of the Day (Jaime)
Introducing Jaime from Salem State. Bring it Jaime! Nothing like a little North Shore action to close out the week. Congrats as Jaime just won two tickets to our Barstool Smokeshow Blue Ball. And just as an FYI to all the dude who are showing up without chicks to this thing. You don't want to be the guy hitting on Jaime like in the below photos. Or maybe you do?
We got three days of smokeshows left before the party. Time to bring out the heavy guns if you know a hot chick who needs to be at this thing. Send all nominations to randomthoughts@barstoolsports.com
Hustler Making Nailin Paylin Porno
TMZ - Sarah Palin is officially a legend! Hustler Video is shooting a porn with a look-alike titled "Nailin' Paylin." The faux Sarah is Lisa Ann, who "will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door." In another scene -- a flashback -- "young Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a 'big bang' theory even she can't deny!" There's also a threeway with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes. The video is in pre-production, but is being fast tracked for release before the election.
Is this really what we've come to in this country? Have we sunk this low? I mean Lisa Ann doesn't even remotely look like Sarah Palin. Seriously how many chicks did Hustler interview for this thing? Like two? I refuse to believe that they couldn't find a closer resemblance than this? No wonder our economy is getting it's ass kicked with this type of half assed effort. Hustler totally packed it in on this one. Yeah I'll watch it and beat off, but I won't be happy about it.
Grand Canal Octoberfest is Saturday
Hey have people noticed the banner ad at the top for the Grand Canal Oktoberfest. Well if not that’s why I’m writing this blog. Tickets are 10 bucks. It should be a great time. They got once of the best outdoor patios going right now if you haven’t seen it yet. So got drink some German Beer and tell them we sent you or some shit like that and maybe they’ll advertise again and I can keep bringing the funny.
Reader Email: Pres Vs. The Dirty Guy.....Who Ya Got?
Okay so yesterday I ripped The Dirty to shreds for taking photos from our site and slapping their logo on it. Naturally some dude named "Get Rad" (AKA Havooka) sent me a nasty email and we had a solid little exchage. So to help pass the time on a Friday afternoon here it is. You pick the winner. I will give this guy some credit. Douche Tard isn't a bad name. And just for comparisson size The Dirty is a big website. Almost identical traffic numbers to the Stool.
READER EMAIL
From:Get Rad
To:feedback@barstoolsports.com
Sent:Thursday, October 02, 2008 6:25 PM
Subject:Douche Tard
Whom it may concern,
My name is Get Rad! You can just call me the guy that gets laid a lot more than you ever will. I work for TheDirty.com and wanted to reply to your post about us today. First off let me say your site is for the gays and I got bored with in the first 3 seconds of reading it. Secondly all of our photos are user submitted and we get some douche who owns a lame site like yours emailing us every week saying “you stole my pictures”. Usually we don’t respond because we are better than everyone else and we know it but today I am hung over and in a bad mood so you get the pleasure of us acknowledging your pathetic existence. If you think we have the time to search the internet for pictures than you are high and I would like your drug dealers number because whatever you are getting is better than what I have. I attached a picture of myself to save you the time of searching the internet looking for one so you can shred me because we both know that what you’re going to do as soon as you finish reading this email…..fuck you very much
Love you… Mean it
Get Rad
TheDirty.com
From:Random Thoughts [mailto:randomthoughts@barstoolsports.com]
Sent: Thursday, October 02, 2008 4:31 PM
To: Get Rad
Subject: Re: Douche Tard
Is this you Hashoom? It can't be the guy in the picture. Nobody would be that dumb to really send that shit. Keep driving into telephone poles and screaming like a bitch when you get a breathalyzer bro....
From:Get Rad
Sent:Thursday, October 02, 2008 7:39 PM
Subject:RE: Douche Tard
No its me Get Rad look on our site ass clown. Until today I had never even heard of your site? Stop trying to get attention for traffic. If you want we can have a death match in the Octagon Im in if you are. I have included my name and # on this email so you can contact me directly for death match rules and details.
Stay you
Edmund "GetRad"
310-926-6447
TheDirty.com
From:Random Thoughts [mailto:randomthoughts@barstoolsports.com]
Sent: Thursday, October 02, 2008 4:52 PM
To: Get Rad
Subject: Re: Douche Tard
Now I'm fucked! You sent your number and email for a death match! I really did it this time. Listen Hakeem just stop fucking putting your logo on our photos and we're good.
From:Get Rad
Sent:Friday, October 03, 2008 1:02 PM
Subject:RE: Douche Tard
Ok I know this is really hard to comprehend but we don’t search the internet for pictures. People submit through our site which is all automated so we have no clue if they have been used elsewhere. If you are not afraid of me then include your contact info and agree to a fight. We will stream it live from both site it will be awesome.
Love you mean it
Edmund "GetRad"
310-926-6447
TheDirty.com
From:Random Thoughts [mailto:randomthoughts@barstoolsports.com]
Sent: Friday, October 03, 2008 2:36 PM
To: Get Rad
Subject: Re: Douche Tard
Ohh...Your readers send you stuff? I've never heard of that before? It sounds magical. That's obviously where I got confused. My bad. I'm going to have look into this reader email stuff. So basically whenever "a reader" sends you something through this "reader email contraption" it automatically becomes yours and you get to act like you own it? Sounds wonderful. I got to get this "reader email" thing on Barstool ASAP.
Now as far as your offer to fight me in the Octagon in a death match I think I'm going to have to pass. I suck at fighting and I'm real out of shape anyway. Plus you looked pretty tough in that mug shot. If you want to play like a sport or something I can do that though. And as far as my contact info you can look it up since we actually don't hide our identities like you guys do. I don't need to get arrested for you to know my name is Dave Portnoy.
PS - Apparently unlike you I really am pretty busy so unless you plan on flying down here for a HR derby or for Brownies Beer Die this is it. So take it easy Havrooom and thanks for the tip on reader email....
From:Get Rad
Sent:Friday, October 03, 2008 2:42 PM
Subject:RE: Douche Tard
No problem…see you in hell they have bottle service there I hear. You can sit at my table you don’t want to set at Hoomans he is a douche bag.
Edmund "GetRad"
310-926-6447
TheDirty.com
So there you have it. I think it was a good clean fight. Vote 1 for Get Rad kicked my ass and 10 for the "it seems like the I always win because I do"
PS - That's a Stu Feiner quote
Sounds like this "Douche Tard" read too many Tucker Max stories and got all excited playing internet dress up. Challenging you to a fight, who does he think you are Michael Ian Black.
Honestly, Edmund. Get way more radical.
get rad = giant faggot
Why do guitar heroes always think they can fight?
It make you even more Rad when you call yourself 'Get Rad'
Well done Prez.
what do you vote if you both lose at life?
I wasn't able to follow much of that exchange because it was just too cerebral for me. Don't be afraid to dumb things down a little EP.
The front row of the show is all dudes.....figures GetRad? more like get anal
Wow. Portnoy vs. Sleeveless Sergio Valente Vest Wearing Homo. Talk about a battle of your who's who of who's that.
That being said, SSVVWH got beaten like a Phillies fan by his drunken stepfather. How are you going to ever face the other 1980s Wannabees in the morning?
PS Anyone want to bet his "rocking" Night Ranger on stage?
wow.....
So wait.. Was he the douchebag playing the guitar or the tranny hooker dancing in the background?
"No problem…see you in hell they have bottle service there I hear." - Edmund
Do they also "Serve Beer in Hell". Just wondering? Edmund it must be tough to singing all those deep though lyrics for your emo band while you have Tucker Max's penis in your mouth.
You look like someone from Fall Out Boy with a dash of down syndrome.
First- sweet star tattoos on his forearm...really tough looking.
Second - EP, I like how you outwardly told him you're a wimp when it comes to fighting and told him to come get his ass kicked at the Brownies Beer Die
Third- Not your wittiest, most smart-ass comebacks I've seen... 6 at best.
Did anyone else try to clal this guy? I sent him a text but he hasnt responded yet
Get Rad's real name is Jim Young. At least according to his voice mail. I'm guessing it's a land line as opposed to a cell phone.
Yep... Jim Young... account executive from the Dirty.com.
what a silly goose.
why does his tone shift 180 degrees in that last email? (rhetorical question)
"you can contact me directly for death match rules and details." - Edmund.
Im pretty sure the rules for a death match are you fight until someone dies.
Then again I'm pretty old fashioned and don't have those totally original star tattoos on my body and look like I got fired from Hot Topic at the Square One mall.
"you can contact me directly for death match rules and details." - Edmund.
Im pretty sure the rules for a death match are you fight until someone dies.
Then again I'm pretty old fashioned and don't have those totally original star tattoos on my body and look like I got fired from Hot Topic at the Square One mall.
Sorry for double post. My keyboard is still sticky from the W.U.W. Rhian Sugden on Monday.
Where is thedirty.com based? He sounds like a west coast cock gobbler to me, but I know so little.
A Death Match in the Octagon??? wow....what a weak way of trying to set up a fight. "Hey lets have a death match!" wtf is this Beyond Thunder Dome? El Pres wins for simply not putting that much effort into this bullshit.
Sounds like an old fashion cat fight
Two men enter; one man leaves!
EP is a psycho magnet lately. Dewd, WTF???
ElPrez: 1
Sleeveless Wonder: 0
He was pointing his penis at you, good to see you stared him down.
Watch yourself EP, this guy is going to GetRad's wife email you and ask you where her Don't Worry Get Manny shirt is.
thedirty and the people that read it are the worst. i cant imagine website concepts like that make money.
however i bet its something EP reads often for material, as opposed to deadspin
Someone needs to dismantle the internet. It's broken beyond repair.
EP, you should let me be your proxy for the fight. I have a couple New England Golden Gloves titles and an undefeated record as a pro boxer under my belt. I wouldn't even want to punch this pickle smoocher.... just step on his throat.
I have definitely seen that asain chick in the background slutting it up on stage at Ned Devines too. What a gutter
Just left a message on his vm (# on email)...just kept repeating "barstoolsports.com" over and over like 50 times.
This guy sounds like a real winner
Should stoolies pound his vm?
Love you mean it = The gayest thing I've ever read
I have to admit I love the See you in hell I heard they have bottle service line..I got a little chuckle out of that.
I also love how Pres openly admits he sucks at fighting, and declines the offer for a fight...I'm a decent fighter, haven't lost too many...I'll fucking definately fight that guy in El Pres's place...no questions asked, if he wants to fly to Boston, I'll give him a king sized ass kicking all over beantown...seriously
A slap fight seems to be more these guys style
My 2 inch cock could beat this guy up... you kidding me?
Nice job prez, fuck em.
the signoff "love you mean it" explains it all. fayg
Very competitive on this one EP. Usually you administer a beat down, but this assclown did a respectable job.
Frankly, you might want to think about a merger or joint venture of some sort (as long as you were adequately compensated for your equity in the barstool empire)
The vote should've been on who has prettier hair, GetRad or that asian slut rockin out to his tasty licks. Dead even imo.
OK. That guy is trying way too hard. Getting dwarfed by the Asain girl on the bar, but still trying WAY too hard.
Sorry, Pres. I was pulling for you, but when you back down from some pussy's fake death match challenge, you are automatically became an even bigger pussy than him.
As for Get Rammed (because we all know you're checking this shit), stay the fuck off this site cock hole.
I thought, "You can just call me the guy that gets laid a lot more than you ever will.", was scathing and made me laugh. El Pres, nothing you said was particularly funny and I know funny.
I'll fight him. Guy looks like a fuzzy turd.
"Love you… Mean it
Get Rad
TheDirty.com"
All fags on this site? Dude, if I ever said that to any of my friends, or even a stranger, I would think it their civic duty to ram their fist into my stomach. Nice nail polish, bro. you suck, nice shirt slash hair. Finally, a quote from the affable Lawrence of Office Space: "No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man."
He's playing guitar in front of four guys. Whose gay?
He's playing guitar in front of four guys. Whose gay?
— vice versa, Oct 03 2008, 4:18 pm
Exactly. And on a bar... what the fuck is that, Queerote Ugly?
Hey Get Rad....how can I get my hair to look like yours? We should all meet up and beat your ass just for looking like such an idiot.
HAHA yes i have called him and will continue to harass him through out the night while im watching the sox whip up on L.A. Dude you obviously cant fight!?! look at how fuckin scronny you are, come to boston and il beat your ass down personally for el pres and you can post that all over your shitty websight. At least you emo queers are consistent, you all have the same stupid fuckin hair cut... im gonna let you in on something "get rad" you look like a fuckin retard.
Guy has star tattoos on his forum.. His father definitely hates him, which explains the hair cut and nail polish.
It sort of seems like elpres isn't understanding.
1) Someone sees pics on Barstool
2) Sends pics to The Dirty
3) The Dirty posts on website.
This isn't complicated, and they aren't stealing your shiat, and it is entirely possible they've never heard of you.
Funnily enough, you accuse The Dirty of acting like they own things that are sent to them, when that's your exact objection to their use of SSOTD photos.
They aren't copyrighted, it's the internet, it happens. This was a completely unnecessary pissing contest with no winners.
GetRat reeks of the queer.
I was fully expecting you guys to make out at the end. You guys fight like Switzerland.
Scientific Insight:
If you look at the guitar he is playing and it's size relative to his size....the guy's like 5'3". Which obviously means that he get's torn in half by even the smallest cock in the bathroom of that gay club he's playing in.
Scientifically speaking......
This was like a fight between two characters in Zoolander.
Johnny Reznik called, he wants his persona back!
"no its me Get Rad" from email number 2 from this fartsucker was my favorite line i dont know why i just see his eyes welling up when you mistook his identity...shall folks inundate his voicemail since he willingly permitted the digits
I like the exclamation point in the first email when he says "My name is Get Rad!". You think he is just really excited about introducing himself or he actually goes by Get Rad! like Yahoo! does. Either way this guy is the biggest pussy in the history of America.
Holy shit.. By the end of that exchange I had lost 32 IQ points, and forgot what the fuck I was doing. If people like this Get Rod character actually exist, I'm moving to Bolivia.. The only thing good about all of this is that I like sluty asian chicks, and the picture he sent includes a slutty asian chick..
Get Rad obviously didn't play little league baseball.
even the poster behind him knows he sucks
Prez, you legit got owned! No joke. Worst come backs & you sounded like a complete tool (which i'm sure you are).
Honestly: "unless you plan on flying down here for a HR derby or for Brownies Beer Die this is it".
Soooooooo Gay! I won't fight you, but i'll challenge you to a HR derby - hahahaha! Honestly, are you serious? I think you were.
I like how the chick in the picture behind him, shows how she feels about his mastery of an A power chord.
Can I mangle a sentence or what?
Whoever thought Prez won that is also gay. Or just waaaaay too big of a Stool fan and think Prez is not a huge fag because he writes some funny shit.
But just because he's funny - Does not make him cool or any less of a geek.
thedirty site is blowout blowjob
with that said how do these pics belong to barstool ??
He knew about the post on a site he's never been to. Dumbass.
I don't have time to surf the net for this kind of stuff either, which is why I read The Stool. One stop shop.
"This was like a fight between two characters in Zoolander."
AHahahah, classic!!
Viva La Stool!!
I'll fight that faggot. I'll slap him like the bitch he is.
i called since i'm stuck at work until 8... guy picked up an office phone, i asked for "Jim" and he said "this is Edmund." since i'm not a quick-witted thinker, i just said i had the wrong number and hung up. sounded like a tool though
it sounds like this meatstick emailing you is a straight up fucking bum..but when it comes down to it..why do you care that some site uses a picture of a hot girl you put on here? as for the fight i thought you were way to lenient...fuck the dirty or w.e it is..go sox
EP, glad you admitted you can't fight. My concern with fighting him would be catching the HIV from all the bleeding he'd do.
I still want to smash him in the face with my oversized Irish forehead!
Dude! Star Tattoos! I've never seen those before!
And ya know what makes him Extra Rad? He's playing on a bar! If he keeps working at it (and maybe a few more star tatts) he might actually get to play AT a bar.
Womb Raider, what are you in the third grade...fucking fag
prez you are a bitch. backed down faster than a usain bolt bro. if you want to talk the talk then walk the walk pussy
http://www.thedirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/getradbiotch.jpg
Wow...somehow even gayer than the picture he emailed EP. Pink shirt. Emo haircut (with a blonde tuft in the back?). Fingernail polish. And apparently some kind of bestiality sex toy...
And if Barstool is "for the gays", then why is this dude hating? Isn't that like the fairy calling the fag pink?
I thought you kind of acted like a pussy. You could have done much better. You didnt even make fun of that vest hes wearing or his haircut that screams i love to suck cock. Or his star tattoos on his arms that usually mean hes into being power bottomed.
Love the opening line..."You can just call me the guy that gets laid a lot more than you ever will".
I guess if you count all the guys he's had he's probably right.
i love how everyone is tough on the internet. get rad is definitely is about as cool as a brain aneurism
http://www.thedirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/getradbiotch.jpg
— otherCoast, Oct 03 2008, 7:24 pm
Wow. I never thought I'd say this, but this half a homo sapien makes living in your fiance's parents basement in Abington look absolutely cool. As my old man always says, better to leave your mouth shut and keep people guessing whether you're an idiot rather than take a self-portrait in a pink shirt with black nail polish on and remove all doubt you are a very, very, very gay.
GetRad sounds like 12 different kinds of crazy.
Are you sure he's not from New Zealand as brought his boy friend with him.
This is some of the funniest shit ever. Come on, fellow Stoolies. We sound like fags, trying to defend our website. Fact is, the stool is funny but so is theDirty. Its a totally different animal, so stop trying to say one is better than the other. Read the dirty for a few days and you will figure out what they do there. Its great shit. Best part is that you can blast any douche you see walking down the street or in a bar. Just snap a cell phone pic and submit it to Nik richie. He posts everything, unlike EP who refuses to post Chav's submissions because EP has an inferiority complex. Picks (locks) today:
Penn st -14
texas tech -7
Texas -12.5
tomorrow
Pats -3
Colts -3
bank on it
That was like the special olympics. you both won, and you're both retards
http://www.thedirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/getradbiotch.jpg
— otherCoast, Oct 03 2008, 7:24 pm
Baaaaaaa means nooooooooo!
As much as it hurts to say the dirty is right in they have no clue where they come from You need to start putting your logo on your pics that way people cant jack em or you at least get credit for them
So is everyone going to call this homo at 3am or not? I know im good for at least 25 drunk screaming phone calls.
How do you not lay into this guy for that photo? I mean his hair, his shirt, his fkn nail polish???? You completely fkd up on this one el prez.
I thought you took a tougher stand on your email exchange with Denise over the T-Shirts.
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Fat Chick Almost Dies Walking Up A Hill
Man, I haven't seen anybody collapse like this since Big Easy went down on the Gauntlet last year. Seriously you got to love fat chicks. Not only are they gross to look at and touch, but they can't even walk up a hill without dying. Honestly what is the point of even having them on the planet? I mean at least fat dudes are usually funny. Fat chicks just bring nothing to the table.
Thanks to Internet Cowboy for the video
Tree Man Has A Posse
WARNING - THIS VIDEO IS THE MOST DISTURBING VIDEO IN THE HISTORY OF THE STOOL. WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK. IT'S TREE MAN AND HIS POSSE GOING TO THE CIRCUS.....
I'm speechless over here. Even the doctor didn't know what to do. And while I'm the last guy who should be giving Tree Man and his clan advice, they may want to think about calling ahead next time they are going to just drop in on a town together like this. Just seems like common circus freak courtesy.
Who Said Jerod Mayo Could Be the Equal of the 49ers' Patrick Willis? That Would Be Me.
When you write for the world's most dominant sportssmut collossus and you post something that turns out to be prescient, it's wise to stay humble, don't crow about it, and keep it to yourself. Unfortunately, I'm not wise, so I'll go right ahead and draw a big circle around my brilliance. The day after Tom Brady got knocked out for the season and there was widespread panic among the masses, I kept my wits about me, held my head high and walked calmly through the chaos like Lt. Col. Kilgore in "Apocalypse Now." On a list of the ways in which the Patriots could still win Super Bowl XLIII, I included the following:
"Jerod Mayo becomes Patrick Willis. Willis was the 11th pick last year and the NFL Defensive ROTY on a crappy team. Mayo was taken 10th by the Pats. It's not asking too much."
Which caused some Internet Cowboys to lob mortar fire at my coordinates from the safety of their cubicles:
- "asking Mayo to be Patrick Willis in his first year IS asking a lot"
- "patrick willis will be the face of Middle Linebackers in upcoming years. Jerod Mayo is not nearly as talented/fast/or powerful as patrick willis. so not a shot.. "
- "Mayo=Patrick Willis? Sorry bra! Name another LB in tha last 20 years that was Defensive Rookie Of The Year AND made the 1st team All Pro in the same year. PATRICK WILLIS IS A BEAST!!!"
Out of respect to the Caps Lock and exclamation point crowd, I'll acknowledge that we're only a month into the season and it's too soon to reach any definitive conclusions. But with the Pats facing the 49ers this weekend, giving us a chance to see Mayo and Willis on the same field, now seems like a good time to compare their numbers after the first three games of their careers:
- Willis, 2007: Pct. of team's defensive snaps: 100%. Total tackles: 26. Solo tackles: 19.
- Mayo, 2008: Pct. of team's defensive snaps: 97%. Total tackles: 25. Solo tackles: 21.
So with numbers like that, the Pats relying on Mayo to play every down, regardless of down and distance and what kind of package they have on the field, and with more-coveted draft picks like Vernon Gholston of the Jets already being called a "bust," maybe it's not too soon to start considering Jerod Mayo the Patrick Willis of 2008. All apologies will accepted in advance. Thanks.
This Kid Got Jacked Up!
CLICK HERE FOR ANOTHER MONSTER POP WARNER HIT
Ok this has to be from Manning Bowl right? I mean how else can you explain #99 making weight? The kid is fucking huge! And everybody knows East Lynn Pop Warner fucked with the scales.
Bentley College Becomes Bentley University
Boston.com - Officials at the Waltham institution announced today that they had won approval from the state Board of Higher Education to change their name.Gloria Cordes Larson, the university president, called it a "landmark event," saying that "Bentley has become the model of a 21st-century business university.""Bentley has been operating at the level expected of a university and we are extremely pleased that the [higher education board] has recognized that," she said in a statement.
Bentley University? Cut the shit. Honestly who the fuck do they think they’re kidding? Listen if Bentley qualifies as a University than Barstool Sports is a fortune 500 company. Bentley University? HAHA!
Wild Debate Parties Sweeping the Nation
Boston.com - Chad Ellis hosted a presidential debate party last Friday, but he didn't invite any of his friends. Instead he filled his home with strangers who found his party listed on Barack Obama's website. "A lot of my friends aren't as into politics as my wife and I, and we were very interested in the idea of meeting new people with strong views, even if they were different from our own," said Ellis, a game designer from Brookline. "We ended up with 15 guests we'd never met before, and just had a really interesting party with them." They had such a good time, in fact, that several of the guests will return for another party at Ellis's home tonight to watch the vice presidential debate. Welcome to the 2008 debate season, Internet-style.
The Blueball doesn’t have shit on Chad Ellis. Seriously this is my kind of party! Nothing beat a good old fashioned debate throw down! I bet the cops had to break this bad boy up before it got too out of control. Speaking of debates did anybody watch any of it last night? I’ll admit I checked it out just because I wanted to see how Palin looked. I thought her ass was rocking. Anyway I have a quick question. Apparently John Mcain won’t sit down with Spain? What’s that shit all about? Are we enemies with them now? Should I cross them of my honeymoon list? Little help? Fuck Spain!
God Damn The Cubs Suck!
Man it must suck to go a century without winning a World Series huh? I mean imagine rooting for a bunch of losers like the Cubs? Every year it's the same old fucking thing. Makes you appreciate living in Title Town USA where not winning a championship for 3 months is considered a drought.
well played sir...