(Hmm, do I recognize this girl? Oh yeah she was our smokeshow of the day like two fucking days ago. Per usual she shows up on the Dirty with their logo on it 48 hours later.)

I am getting increasingly pissed of at Hooman Karamian (AKA Nik Richie)for stealing our shit. The guy is a no talent, scumbag, scam artist. I'm dead serious when I say that I don't want any Stoolies ever going to this piece of fucking garbage site. All this jerkoff does is steal other people's shit and stick his logo on it. If you read The Dirty you should get your eyeballs gouged out and you're not welcome here. And if you don't believe that this guy sucks here is the background on this clown as well as a mugshot and recent DUI report from the Smoking Gun. Naturally he acted like it didn't happen. Unfortunately for us he didn't drive into a pole.

PS - Please don't send me emails when he steals our shit moving forward. I know he does it , but if I don't see it I can't get mad about it.

SEPTEMBER 4--The owner of a popular web site devoted to (Stealing everyting Barstool Sports does) publishing photos of boozing athletes, inebriated coeds, and other subjects caught with their pants down pleaded guilty himself yesterday to drunk driving. But the criminal entanglement of Hooman Karamian has not been chronicled on The Dirty, the highly trafficked blog he operates under the pseudonym "Nik Richie." The Dirty advises its targets to "Learn to laugh at yourself or DON'T DO STUPID SHIT LOVERS!!!" and warns drunk drivers that their mug shot might be "plastered up in our hall of shame," which should make them "think twice before getting behind the wheel after drinking. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE, FOLKS." As an added bonus, "fans of the site can even comment on how big of an idiot you are for drinking and driving." While being processed by police, Karamian remarked that the cop "did not know the things he did for the community, and that a DUI would not be a good thing for him." When Karamian later refused to voluntarily provide a blood sample, he was strapped, yelling, into a restraint chair. Karamian did not respond to e-mail messages seeking comment about his drunk driving case.