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Barstool Local Smokeshow of the Day (Amelia)
Introducing Amelia from Springfield College. Umm, did I mention that Amelia is 6 feet tall and is coming to the Blueball with another equally hot six foot blond? Yup I think this party is turning out okay. Not to mention I'm blogging live right now from Ned Devines and we are pimping the shit out of this place for next Thursday. Trust me when I say boys, girls, men, women and even old people are not going to want to miss this party.
We have 4 VIP spots still available for smokeshows. Send all smokeshow nominations to randomthoughts@barstoolsports.com. And we may even sell some VIP tickets to dudes. Probably could get a grand a piece for em.
Lohan and The Dude Ripping Sticks At The Beach
I don't know why, but I thought this picture was funny. Let's see how well I know my readers.
Vote 1 for this photo sucks and 10 for the kid knows funny
Irishman Arrested On Green Line For Rubbing His Junk Up Against Some Chicks
BOSTON -- A man from Ireland was arrested on Monday after he allegedly exposed himself at a MBTA trolley station. Michael Brown, 34, of Limerick, Ireland, was arrested at the Green Line's Symphony station around 7:30 p.m. Monday. Two witnesses reported that Brown approached them with his pants down and had made lewd comments to them. One of the victims said she could feel him against her lower back. When police arrived at the station, they found Brown standing in the lobby with his pants down. When asked to stop, Brown refused to show his hands and attempted to point his penis at police, the MBTA said. Police detained Brown and found a small zip-lock bag containing a white powdery substance. Brown was charged with open and gross lewdness and possession of a class B substance.
First of all I’d just like to clarify that this was not Jerry Thornton. Not that he’s beyond pulling a stunt like this but he’s just not from Limerick. Anyway it’s a sad day in Boston when a drunk Irishman can’t pull out his junk on the Green Line and rub up against some bitches. Sad day indeed. I mean the dude was on vacation! If he wants to point his dick at the police than so be it. Give him a fucking break. Let’s just hope for our sakes that word about this incident doesn’t spread overseas because it could really hurt our tourism industry and right now I don’t think our economy can’t afford that.
Travis "Father of Our Country" Henry Facing Life in Prison
Denver Post: When former Denver Broncos running back Travis Henry read the details of a federal cocaine case filed against him in court Wednesday afternoon, he smiled and shook his head. But the charge against Henry, who spent most of a turbulent season with the Broncos challenging a suspension from the NFL for a positive marijuana test, is no laughing matter. Henry faces a minimum of 10 years in federal prison and up to a life sentence if convicted.
An affidavit filed in the case by a Drug Enforcement Administration special agent portrays Henry as the "money guy" in a multi-state drug ring. Based on recorded personal conversations, monitored phone calls and the testimony of the confidential informant, it also accuses the former Bronco of making death threats and scheming to distribute cocaine and steal from his customers.
There's a lot to admire about Travis Henry. Here's a guy with nine kids from nine different babymamas. Including himself, that's nineteen mouths to feed. He fails some phoney baloney NFL drug test because he was the victim of second hand marijuana smoke (according to him). He appeals and wins, only to fail another test, get suspended for a year, and get cut by the Broncos. But does he give up? No. Travis Henry may be many things, but 
the Pride of Frostproof Florida is not a quitter. With no income and all those loved ones depending on him, Travis Henry does what any loving father would do. He gets heavily involved in cocaine trafficking in order to put clothes on his loving children's backs and food on their tables. I mean, how many among us in Henry's shoes would have the fortitude to pick himself by the boot straps, and, just a few months into a new career, already make it to the position of "money guy in an multi-state drug ring"? Not many I'd wager. Travis Henry laughed when people told him to quit shooting his wad into fertile women after the first seven or eight pregnancies, and now he's laughing in the face of a federal indictment. That, my friends, makes him a winner in my book.
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Hooman Karamian Is The Biggest Scumbag In The World
(Hmm, do I recognize this girl? Oh yeah she was our smokeshow of the day like two fucking days ago. Per usual she shows up on the Dirty with their logo on it 48 hours later.)
I am getting increasingly pissed of at Hooman Karamian (AKA Nik Richie)for stealing our shit. The guy is a no talent, scumbag, scam artist. I'm dead serious when I say that I don't want any Stoolies ever going to this piece of fucking garbage site. All this jerkoff does is steal other people's shit and stick his logo on it. If you read The Dirty you should get your eyeballs gouged out and you're not welcome here. And if you don't believe that this guy sucks here is the background on this clown as well as a mugshot and recent DUI report from the Smoking Gun. Naturally he acted like it didn't happen. Unfortunately for us he didn't drive into a pole.
PS - Please don't send me emails when he steals our shit moving forward. I know he does it , but if I don't see it I can't get mad about it.
SEPTEMBER 4--The owner of a popular web site devoted to (Stealing everyting Barstool Sports does) publishing photos of boozing athletes, inebriated coeds, and other subjects caught with their pants down pleaded guilty himself yesterday to drunk driving. But the criminal entanglement of Hooman Karamian has not been chronicled on The Dirty, the highly trafficked blog he operates under the pseudonym "Nik Richie." The Dirty advises its targets to "Learn to laugh at yourself or DON'T DO STUPID SHIT LOVERS!!!" and warns drunk drivers that their mug shot might be "plastered up in our hall of shame," which should make them "think twice before getting behind the wheel after drinking. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE, FOLKS." As an added bonus, "fans of the site can even comment on how big of an idiot you are for drinking and driving." While being processed by police, Karamian remarked that the cop "did not know the things he did for the community, and that a DUI would not be a good thing for him." When Karamian later refused to voluntarily provide a blood sample, he was strapped, yelling, into a restraint chair. Karamian did not respond to e-mail messages seeking comment about his drunk driving case.
Yankees Girl, can you please post a picture??
So why don't you spend all your time over there YG?
Call Pres stupid for mentioning it, while spending all your time here, waiting to be in the middle of our circle-jerk - when you could really hurt BSS by annoying people at the dirty.
Nice color in that mohawk. Should be TheDouche.com
is that the picture that was used for "Douchebag" in wikipedia
Wow, isn't this the pot and the kettle...
non stip bitch fest these days.
*stop
before all the english professor's surface.
before all the english professor's surface
*professors, no apostrophe
turtlehead ---- Show me something Pres has put the BSS logo on - when they were taken for another publication.
Or just shut the fuck up.
I'll poop on ur chest
hows the Angels working out for yah?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
maybe you should poop on vlads chest
sorry, poop, your gonna get shit on (no pun intended) all day and all series, regardless of what happens
99% of the content here comes from somewhere else.
"Guess that ass" is a daily rip off of the same thing from wwtdd.com
The Wake Up with.. posts are almost always direct links to Gorillamask.net.
This is really stupid.
Jigs,
See: any "Guess that Ass"...logo or not, Prez makes his living off of stealing shit from other people without giving them credit. You think he's crying because the other guy's logo is on there, or really, because he's not getting credit for the smokeshow "he found."
And for the record, his little "Hi Prez" stickers he puts on girls faces, asses, etc...those are all taken from other sites.
But hey, stick to your guns and defend the guy. Seems like your type with insightful comments like, "Or shut the fuck up."
Danno,
I know I've given you this advice before but you got to mix in at least one positive comment for every 500,000 negative posts to get a little credibility. If not you sound like Derekio
Anyone wishing to see the Sox ALCS opponent play but who is stuck at work should check out TBS Hot Corner. Four camera angles and no DB announcers. They should add a fifth camera, though. One that scopes out the smokeshows.
You guys do the same thing.... whats the big deal?? steal stuff from other sites and post it with comments...
turtlehead,
you're making no sense. Guess that ass photos are on 100 sites at least including ours. Smokeshow of the Day was on 1 site and 1 site only. Plus I don't stick logos on them. Most photos we take have Splash on them already who took the photos.
Don't even know why I'm arguing with you. Haters will hate
Maybe poop can tell us AGAIN why the Lakers were better than the Celtics last year as well....
those are always entertaining
That dude looks like such a fag.
If he was smart he would steal that picture of the girl in the white pants and the pole.
You're a fucking retard turtlehead... Posting a guess that ass isn't stealing it's: Here's a picture of an ass, guess who?
What the Dirty did is: Here's pictures of a girl would you do her? And by the way we're putting our logo all over it to make it seem like it's our find.
The way you put it --- Pres should put BSS logos on all LSSOTD pics.
Get a clue you shitbag
im going to hell for that one, sorry
EP,
My argument seems pretty valid. You steal shit from other sites, and aside from the Splash logos on the occasional picture, you don't credit the site that had the pic originally. As far as at least 100 sites having the same pic, its gotta start somewhere. Imagine if every site that was the "first" to post a pic complained when they didn't get credit for it? You would be out of a job. Not saying what you do is wrong, I'm just saying you shouldn't bitch about it when other people do it to you.
Way to end on a high note, though. Never heard "haters will hate" before.
Why is he crying? No real man would cry about a DUI.
Turtlehead --- acknowledge this --- Pres doesn't put BSS logo on other pics. It's that simple. As soon as he does - I'm calling bullshit and never coming back to the site. Otherwise, there's a beef there. Don't go to BSS and put your logo on it --- Barstool doesn't put their logo on anything they don't own.
End of story.
All you do is bitch and cry dave
Jigs, you stupid motherfucker. Thank you for making my point. If Pres doesn't want other people to steal his shit and claim it as his own, then yes, he should put BSS on it.
Danno, you ever come by here, make a negative comment about EP, and feel like you walked into a whore house and all the pimps little whores start slapping you for not respecting their daddy? I feel like that, except in this case, the whores are all little faggots and the pimp is, well, stealing pics from other sites...
Those pesky Armenians always having their sticky hands in other peoples pockets....thats why I always lock the windows and accelerate through Watertown....
— Dimitri,
Dude that is so wrong on so many levels, but I pissed my pants laughing too! So I'll see you there.
So Sasha Baron Cohen's flaming gay character is now posing as a smut publisher/con man in Arizona?
I'd love to know how many Stoolies who had never seen or heard of TheDirty.com before this post will now be checking it out on a regular basis thanks to you.
(Yankees Girl said it first) <--see, it's easy!
This dude looks sketchy as fuck, wow.
8====> Yankees Girl <====8
For clowns who fuck up, the consequences carry.
The gap between women and men seem completely dismissed.
It is easy to turn negative and positive feedback towards parties closest to any matter.
Seems like dwelling is the downfall, and the present/refocus seems to be heading towards the same direction these days as well!
Turtelhead - get a clue, maybe it didn't bother you when you picture was posted all over the internet with "Cum-dumpster man-holes" all over it - but I'm pretty sure it'd bother other people.
Dimitri - you're totally going to hell
jigs settle down brother, do you work for the stool or just give complimentary blumpkins
Let's all agree to disagree here.
Armin Tamzarian = Complete scumbag criminal
El Prez = Complete scumbag but probably not a criminal. Fair enough?
Jigs, intelligent comeback...
OOOOH, I get it. Cum dumpster and man holes...oh, like its a gay thing. Well, you win this round as you have clearly proven me wrong about the posting thing because you said I like penis.
Jigs - 1, Cum-dumpster man-holes - 0
You're so soft turtle ---- the point is that when someone puts their logo on YOUR picture --- how would you feel?
thedirty is a great site, i had never heard of it till now. thanks dave.
jigs you are such a fucking loser sticking up for portnoy this much.
Westcyde --- I'm sure your busy at the top of the Pru - so our discussion end here.
Dave Portnoy --- LOOK AT ME IM AWESOME - I KNOW EL PRES' NAME!!!
jigs you confirmed my point about you being a fucking loser.
its not hard to know his name, i dont understand what you are getting at. and yes i am extremely busy, but we are moving our office soon so I'll keep you posted, loser.
isn't imitation sincerest form of flattery?..
hey turtledick.....
haven't heard or seen you since Texiera trade....how was the "swoon" by Youkilis you predicted?......say not making trade played out pretty well for Sox, but you still won't....or that Theo got lucky (again)...
3 run bomb by White Sox 3-1 in 3rd
scumbag or criminal or both?
great observation!
Nobody has clean hands, or opinions for that matter!
Jigs, bottom line - if someone was to, for some odd reason, take my picture off of facebook (which I'm sure is where most SSOTD pics come from) and put their logo on it, I wouldn't be too crushed. If you're pissed about someone's logo on your pic, rather than the fact that someone actually posted the pic to begin with, then put your pictures online with your own logo.
But that isn't what this is all about, is it? Is it something more, Jigs? Do you feel bad that Davey is sad? Let's talk it out, big guy...
Please do Westcyde --- I'm sure everyone is waiting on pins and needles to hear about the Trump tower!
K, you were absolutely right about the Tex trade. I was going off of past statistics and had no idea Youk would stay strong throughout 162. I would've made the trade, still. But you're right, it looks really good now.
See Jigs, I have no problem admitting when I'm wrong. Instead of calling CoachK a cum dumpster man hole, I will man up and admit defeat.
Contrarians are cool
I'm not wrong...
spend all day waiting to use that one.....gonna keep looking back days from now and chuckle...can see whay people think so low of you....just get back your computer privlege from your mom?
Feelings?
When opinions are written and speak for themselves, the result is in the ego, i think...!
Ah man, and just when I was beginning to think coachk wasn't your typical EP ballsucker, I get the mom's computer joke.
We had a moment there, ck, and you ruined it. We coulda had something special.
not sure how I turned into a ballsucker....and Evan Longoria is the man!.....
no your whole anti-Youk rant "burned" me too much
Turtlehead is the man. Someone agrees with EP - and they're a ballsucker.
BTW - I did not ever once call you a cum-dumpster manhole - I asked how you would feel if someone took your picture and put it all over the internet with their logo on it.
You obviously didn't get it, so clearly I'm a sycophant.
Thanks for clearing that one up.
Turtleshit, whats so confusing? Don't put your logo on other people's pictures. Is it that difficult to understand?
Did he take it off the dirty.com? I was lookming for the post so I could blast it in their comments section. Which smokeshow was this? Carli?
Jigs, settle down you prez ball sucker, just give up you got your tongue stuck in his grundel and need to defend him to the death
This string goes to Jigs. KO
tuffnutz - nice name
Jigs,
take your mouth off dave's dick and you'll realize he steals everything from break, tmz, egotastic, college humor, the list goes on
Awesome - I get all shitbags out here today!
tmoney - where you been? The only point I've been tryin to make is that he doesn't take things from other sites and plaster his logo all over it... Therefore, he has the right to be pissed when people put THEIR logo on it, like it's theirs.
Maybe turtle was right - he should put his logo on EVERYTHING he posts. I'm sure you asshats won't have anything to say about that.
End of story.
Jigs, first of all, you called me the man. I didn't know people still did that. Second, you're right, you said somebody else called me a cum whatever. But I searched the internet and didn't find that picture, so I'm assuming you came up with that name all on your own. In theory, then, you called me that.
And yes, by defending him and personally calling me out as opposed to just arguing against my point, you are an EP ballsucker. I didn't really have a reason to call CK that, but its probably the insult you people take to heart the most.
Sycophant...double points man!
Realist, not so sure I'm confused here. I get Jigs and apparently your point. I just disagree.
What about my above post? You wouldn't say shit if he then, took his logo and put it on EVERYTHING he posts?
That's what I thought.
Why don't you just make out and get it over with already.
What blog doesn't borrow shit? Thats what blogs are all about your retards. The difference is, as Jigs has said, BSS doesn't plaster his logo on other people's shit pretending its his material. Fucking morons around here lately.
Jigs,
sorry I was mean to your boyfriend dave. you're right he doesn't put his logo on everything but he sure as shit doesn't credit the site where he found it.
Who does tmoney?
More often than not when EP poasts anything from another article there is a link to the original article. The videos and photos have links in them as well. Not sure what you're crying about "tmoney".
it comes down to logos
come in funny man!
Yankees Girl, can you please post a picture??
— mat1739, Oct 02 2008, 2:24 pm
Can we all get a Show your Tits Chant for YankeesGirl? You know, NY Jets Style!
realist,
like many other said, dave should stop crying that someone jacked his shit since he does it to others on a daily basis.
Not for nothing...you guys shuold hug it out. Long live the internet. Greatest waste of company time since since smoke breaks.
*should
you haven't answered my question tmoney...
tmoney, its all about plastering the logos on the material....Are you really that dense?
not sure what you're asking?
who gives credit (more than BSS) on their blog?
not sure, this is the only blog i visit. i listed all the other websites he steals his shit from. that's what i was referring to. when he steals pictures and videos but never gives a mention as to where he found them
jigs does dave own that girl? or does he own her pictures? Im not sure what you are referng to him owning?
The pics are not even el prez... why should he be frustrated?
Personally I agree with Jigs and EP about the whole putting your logo on something you found somewhere else.
And putting a BSS logo on pics wouldn't really help unless he watermarked the whole image since The Dirty over-logos or crops and re-logos images anyway.
There's a ton of sites that collect shit from all over the internet and post them, but The Dirty is one of the only sites (the only decently big site that I know of) that actually logos images that they got from somewhere else.
Danno,
I know I've given you this advice before but you got to mix in at least one positive comment for every 500,000 negative posts to get a little credibility. If not you sound like Derekio
— elpresidente, Oct 02 2008, 2:41 pm
Credibility according to who? Some low life sports betting/gambling junkie white trash piece of shit who lives in his Girlfriend's Mom's basement because his shitrag free paper doesn't make enough to pay the rent?
now the girl that let him use the pic should be pissed... el P, no so much!
Westcyde - I've never said he owns anything... You're a little behind the convo I think.
haters wanna hate, ballers wanna ball... i emailed that smokeshow link to myself and i liked it. she's so hot.
Jigs, if EP wants to put logos on everything that posts online that doesn't already have a logo on it, then fine. He'll lose visitors to the site, but if he is that concerned over his "property" (which, oddly enough, he did nothing to obtain but receive an email, facebook stalk, and post) then logo that shit up. If he wants credit for posting something, then he should give WWTDD credit for the GTA's (or whatever site he feels posted it first). A simple hat tip would be appropriate.
I am so amazed that this is even a debate. EP bitching about someone biting his shit. The fact that people don't find that ironic is mind-boggling.
hey prez im not defending this guy but im pretty sure he started this website for cougar hunting in scottsdale and ASU Sluts, but now its turned into him just ripping off great underbelly websites of pop culture and sports (barstool in our case) Ive gone to ASU now for two yeas and the dirty as its known by is just for fucking frat rats and sorority girls to bitch and try to shit on each other for how many cocks they blew and who has the Clap. Its actualy a realy funny webiste for students that go here but the fact that this scumbag is ripping off the stool calls for a complete bashing of this persian "les bos" guito motherfucker look-a-like
can i write an rant about you stealing everything from dlisted and deadspin?
Jigs was right, what a fucking circle jerk this comments section was.
Danno, you spend a lot of time here, considering you think it sucks so bad.
Wow, isn't this the pot and the kettle...
— turtlehead, Oct 02 2008, 2:26 pm
You're out turtle - your very first comment implied that he did the same exact thing. Conversation with turtlehead is officially over.
You wanna debate who should put what logos on what - go ahead, I'm not going through it all with you anymore...
dude looks like bruno and slater had a kid
Pot (EP never giving credit to other sites) and the kettle (the guy hes ripping on for not giving credit to other sites)...you sound like a boy who's realized that his argument has run out.
Oh wait, its officially over. It did run out.
Ok - so you think grabbing images of one blog, putting your logo on it and posting it on your site IS THE SAME as posting an ass-shot of Angelina Jolie and not giving credit to www.turtleheadsblog.com (cause they have the image too, and maybe even before BSS)?
El Prez sounds like the blog-nazi. NO BLOG FOR YOU!
It's called digg folks - there is a LOT of shit out there that isn't necessarily procured from other "blogs".
Ive seen shit that Barstool doesn't get for 3 or 4 more days... and NOT on other blogs.
Jigs, relax with this capital letter shit. I can see lowercase just as well. And it is the same idea, yes, getting mad about not getting credit for something that is "yours."
You are really grasping now...
after wasting 20 minutes of my life reading this utter bullshit I've come to the conclusion that 'turtlehead', you sir, are a complete fucking idiot, near brain dead if I had to guess. 'Jigs' is absolutely right and if you don't see his point, then as I said, you are a complete fucking moron
And it is the same idea, yes, getting mad about not getting credit for something that is "yours."
What the fuck are you babbling about?
There's a lot of stuff out there on the internets...
Do you think that the dirty went to BSS to get the pic of that SSOTD? Yes.
Did The Dirty try to PASS IT OFF AS THEIR MATERIAL(I capitalize to emphasize my point)? Yes, again.
Do you think that DListed (who gets credit often on this site) was the first to post anything about the fat woman in the cow outfit the other day? It's possible - and if EP saw it there, he should give credit... otherwise, it's news - was probably in the local paper, which made it to the net, maybe a service like Digg and eventually gets to us.
The Dirty went to BSS which is uncontested - You're everyday guess that ass is usually on more than one or two other sites.
If you still don't understand - you seriously should NEVER invent or patent anything.
wow....over 100 comments for a blog like this on a "sports" website with Sox in playoffs, MLB playoffs on as we speak, and Pats looking to get back to winning....
I'm out ---
turtlehead - you should be banned for wasting everyone's time.
Peace
First, you saw where this was going after about the third post. So you, sir, are an idiot for "wasting your time." Second, I'm fully assuming that you and Jigs worked something out here so you could bail him out. Aside from a moist handjob, I can't really see another reason to defend his baseless argument.
And finally, what is up with the 'around the name' thing. If this is the new way to identify internet names, please let me know. Don't wanna fall behind the times.
And shit, you just destroyed my plans to patent shit. Did you just insult me by doubting my ability to get a patent? Shit, I give up.
Jigs, waste of time? Another pot and kettle going on here, following in your buddy's footsteps. You had more posts than me, hence, wasted more time.
Someone put this shit to a vote - because I may seriously lose my mind if I have to think there is a shred of validity to turtleheads argument. I should really be on the expressway by now, but can't even see how someone this stupid can even access the internet.
I'll try to not crash on my way home cause I was crying that turtlehead completely OWNED me in this conversation.
SHOW YOUR TITS!!!!!
the dirty is way better then this site, i think you took the pics from him originally posted them and are now accusing him of taking them from you.
Wow...I just scrolled to the bottom and read back up, which is the way to handle any 100+ comments section.
Whether I agree with him or not, turtlehead pretty much dominated every single aspect of that back and forth. I want him defending me at my DUI trial.
Turtlehead dives for dick instead of bobbing for apples. You dont like this site then stay the fuck off it asshat.
Just checking in, making sure Jigs got home alright. For a kid who claims this is a waste of time, he seems pretty passionate...staying late at work to get his last piece of knowledge on this site.
J Live, appreciate the support. Its tough to reason with people that have such a strong, emotional attachment to something (EP's johnson), so even if you don't agree with my argument, at least you can recognize that I was making some sense.
Exhibit C: Vicky. Where in this entire thread did you see me put down the site? EP's bitching, yes. The site, not so much. But keep working on those one-liners. Especially relevant in 2008 when people so commonly bob for apples. And I'm not totally convinced that asshat is even an insult anymore. Why not just call me a jerk or meany.
Nice work Prez, revealing that not only is Nik Richie's real name Hooman Karamian, but that after linking the website detailing all the fraudelent crimes Hooman has committed, that he's naturally a Republican who uses his site to bash Obama and CENSORS COMMENTS SO PEOPLE CAN'T ATTACK MR. KARAMIAN. What a piece of $h-t dirtbag this Hooman Karamian is. Again, nice work Prez.
Seems like turtlehead just earned himself a mushroom stamp.
... That's a one liner.
fuck, regardless of whether or not pres is a scumbag or not, you guys are all sitting here battling and refreshing and battling some more over the internet while he probably doesn't even give a shit about this. In a week or two is the time you wasted arguing like middle school girls on a blog going to even have an impact on your lives? douchebags.
Especially relevant in 2008 when people so commonly bob for apples.
Haha
J Live, stop washing turtlehead's balls. It seems like you support him, so from everything I've read here, if you support someone's argument then that means you suck and/or wash their balls. Hope I got that right.
You're so worried about Nik stealing all of your ideas, but the only reason I know about this beat ass website is because you give yourself free advertising on his site.
This site is a poor man's TheDirty.com
Douche.
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Today's Sign That The Apocalypse is Upon Us: Rush Probst Forced To Resign At Hoover High School
USAToday.com -Holding back tears, Rush Propst resigned Tuesday night as Hoover (Ala.) High School's football coach after eight seasons and five state championships. While Propst apologized to his team, its fans and the Hoover community, he denied much of the responsibility for recent incidents that had given the school bad publicity."I admit mistakes — I'm human," Propst said. "But I don't admit wrongdoing inside the walls of Hoover High School."(What) I'm guilty of over the last couple of years is not monitoring the day-in, day-out activities of my staff." In the last month, a vice principal at the school resigned because of a report by a retired federal judge and the school was forced to forfeit four of this season's wins because of an ineligible player."In my personal and humble opinion, I do not feel that Coach Propst has taken any responsibility for his actions whatsoever," Frazier said before the meeting. "I really and truly feel like this school system cannot begin the healing process until Coach Propst steps down." Last spring, then-Hoover athletics director Jerry Browning raised concerns that football players were receiving preferential academic treatment.
That led to a 68-page report by retired federal judge Sam Pointer Jr. that was made public this month. Among the findings:
• Football players' grades were changed without their teachers' knowledge.
• Athletes received special treatment, such as multiple retests not afforded other students.
• Propst and former principal Richard Bishop had delayed reporting infractions to the Alabama High School Athletics Association.
The report also raised questions about various benefits Propst received beyond his salary. Since the report was made public:
• Vice principal Carol Martin — closely linked to Propst and whose "advocacy on behalf of several football players...went beyond her responsibilities," according to Pointer's report — was reassigned because she pressured teachers to give academic preference to football players. Martin and Propst, who is married with children, have denied having a relationship.
• The AHSAA ruled Hoover's top receiver, Tristan Purifoy, was ineligible, and the team was forced to forfeit the four games it won when Purifoy played.
This was a great resignation speach by Rush Probst.
"I admit my mistakes. I’m human. I don't admit wrongdoing inside the walls of Hoover High School.What I’m guilty of over the last couple of years is not monitoring the day in and day out activities of my staff”
Next time the Stool gets sued I’m totally using that line. I don’t admit wrongdoing inside the walls of my girlfriend’s mom’s house in Abington. What I’m guilty of is not monitoring the day in and day out activities of Manzo and Jerry. Honestly Shakespeare couldn’t have been more elegant. Regardless did we really need a 68 page report from a retired judge to tell us that football players got special treatment at Hoover and that Rush Probst fucked the Vice Principal? I mean I watched Two A Days. I know what happened. But the bottom-line is without Rush Probst Hoover would just be another redneck town in Alabama where the highlight of everybody’s life is riding a tractor. Instead they got 5 state titles, a show on MTV and introduced the world to Britney “Freaky Hot” Benton. And this is how they thank him? For shame.
- Thanks to Pat for the tip
Is NESN Serious?
A couple people sent me this today. Apparently this is the page you get when there is a broken link on NESN.com. Yup a picture of fucking Tom Brady lying flat on his back from the Superbowl. Is Nesn fucking kidding me with this shit? Since when did they become Nazi Germany? Seriously one second you're innocently surfing what you think is a hometown website and the next second your throwing up on your keyboard. I don't know whether this is a practical joke or not, but it ain't funny. I hope whoever did this gets fired immediately and raped and pillaged on the way out the door.
Upset fantasy football player arrested for threatening to kill roommate
PUNTA GORDA — A 35-year-old man was arrested Monday morning after he allegedly became upset over points in his Fantasy Football league and threatened to kill his roommate. According to a report from the Charlotte County Sheriff's Office, Chester Marcial "Chet" Ward, of the 4500 block of Duncan Road in Punta Gorda, allegedly sliced pages in the book his roommate was reading before holding a knife to his roommate's neck and threatening to kill him. The report stated the roommate, who "was in fear of his life," went to a neighbor's home and called 911. When deputies arrived, Ward admitted to being upset over points from his fantasy football league and that he asked his roommate to move out of the residence. Because the roommate was ignoring him, Ward told the deputies that he pulled out his knife and cut the book as a joke.
Ah the old cutting up your roommate’s book with a butcher knife and then holding it to his neck joke. It’s good for a laugh every time. Anyway didn’t I just write this same exact blog like two days ago in regards to the guy who got stabbed in a Beirut dispute? Here is a direct quote from Friday.
"Well I can’t say I didn’t see this one coming. This was like a ticking time bomb waiting to go off. Because as long as there are people playing by different house rules there are going to be fights, stabbings, beatings, rapes etc. Bottom-line is that the easiest way to avoid all this confusion is just to standardize all this shit. Same goes for fantasy football scoring as well. Seriously forget the fucking economy already and let’s concentrate on the stuff that matters."
When are people going to start taking me seriously? Fuck McCain and Obama. I should run for President. As this article proves I will save lives.
I Really Hate Manny
Let me start by saying I was a Manny guy during his entire career in Boston. I never said one bad thing about him or any of his antics. Every time somebody bashed him I defended him. He didn’t run out a ground ball? No big deal. He pushes the clubhouse guy down a flight of stairs? He probably had it coming. He punches Youk in the face? Youk is an ugly MOFO. And I would have continued to defend him for the rest of his life if he just played out his contract and then went on his merry way. And I probably would have even defended him if he was traded to some non contending team where I didn’t have to hear about him every fucking day and he kept his mouth shut. But none of those things happened and now he has quickly risen up the ranks as one of my most despised human beings not only in baseball but on the planet. I’m just sick and fucking tired of hearing what a great teammate he is now and how he has brought fun back to the Dodgers. I’m sick of hearing him talk about how great LA’s fans are because they don’t care about winning and losing. I’m sick of him talking about how miserable he was in Boston and how we didn’t deserve him. Listen nobody has ever debated whether Manny can hit or not. But when you basically hold a team hostage and force them to trade you and then play the role of the victim it’s just tough to swallow. In fact it’s enough to make me want to kill him. So I hope and pray that the Dodgers make it to the World Series so Jon Lester can put a fastball in his eyeball and then we can boo him when he’s lying on the ground unconscious. Because if anybody deserves to get treated like shit it’s him.
PS- This has nothing to do with jealousy either. We’re going to win the World Series with or without him. I just hate his guts.
Is it Wrong for a Guy to Narc on a T Driver For Putting His Kids Behind the Wheel of a Trolley?
The Herald: A trolley driver who was caught by a passenger on camera with two of his family’s children behind the wheel has been fired, MBTA officials said yesterday. The incident came to the T’s attention after a passenger posted the photographs on craigslist, claiming the driver was operating an outbound Green Line trolley with the children at 6:30 p.m. on Sept. 1. T officials contacted the photographer and identified the driver, who acknowledged last week that he had his young son and nephew with him at work on Labor Day, T spokesman Joe Pesaturo said. “I don’t take any joy in the firing of the driver,” Michael Critz, who took the photographs, said yesterday.
Let me say first that I'm no rat. On my block we live by the creed " Snitches get stitches and wind up in ditches." That's how I roll. But right is right and wrong is wrong. And a T driver observing "Take Your Kids to Work and Let Put Them at the Controls of a Deadly Locomotive Day" is objectively, unambiguously wrong. Though I'll concede the fact that after the last couple of years the Green Line has had, maybe the public was better off. At least these kids weren't texting anyone or high on prescription meds while they were putting their hands all over the throttle and the emergency brake. Which begs the question of whether Micheal Critz was wrong to take pictures of the guy and get him fired. It's a tough call. I look at it this way: Critz posted the pictures on his blog. And anything that makes your blog more entertaining is fair game.
Anyway rate Michael Critz' morality. "10" for "He's a hero" and "1" for "Rat bastard."
Red Sox Game 2 "Will The Angels Please Put Up A Fight?" Live Blog.
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Look at this sad sack couple. It's enough to bring a tear to your eye. I mean she brought her pom pom and he brought his glove. They didn't get to use either. Such a shame.
Bring on the Drays!
(Manny Fucking Who?)
Yeah I know Manny went deep tonight. Big deal. It was a solo shot when they were already up 4-2. Real men go deep when their team is down 1-0 in the sixth. Manny probably would have shit himself in that situation. But it's not about Manny or even Jason Bay. The story was once again Jon Lester who is quickly becoming the best pitcher in baseball. I mean the guy flat out dominates every time he takes the mound. Just like I said in my playoff preview, I am every bit as confident in him as I am in Josh Beckett and those are fighting words. Honestly it's almost unfair for the Angels that they have to play us in the first round. Anaheim hasn't played a meaningful game in 2 months and now they'll probably be swept out of the playoffs before they even knew it began. I guess that's what happens when you fuck with Title Town USA though. Only 10 more games to go people until it's duckboat time again. Looks like I got to start thinking of new tshirt ideas.
PS - I know the announcers were ripping Vlad for getting thrown out at 3rd in the 8th , but that was more a great play by Youk than a bad play by Guerrero. There isn't another 1st basemen in the league that makes that play. Just a sensational play.
Bonus Barstool Trivia Question - How can a team who has beaten another team 9 straight times (now 10) in the playoffs be underdogs heading into a new playoff series?
Answer - Everybody in America outside of Boston are idiots.
I don't want any Stoolie to go to this website that I'm giving a giant free advertisement for right now. Nice work, Prez.