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Random Thoughts – October 1st


This 9 Year Old Pop Warner Kid Will Fuck Your Shit Up

 

I am such a sucker for videos like these. And this may be my favorite one of these of all time. Yup, better than Wondergirl Carly and better than Cody Paul. (both videos posted below) I literally gasped like 5 times after some of this kid's hits. The first one caught me so off guard too because I figured Ben was the RB. It's just rare that you get to see one of these videos that focuses on the defensive side of the ball. I mean Ben Wilson is an okay offensive player, but he's like some freak combination of Dick Butkus, Mike Singletary and Ray Nitschke on defense. It's almost as if God wanted to create the perfect linebacker and out popped Ben Wilson. The kid is a fucking heat seeking missile out there. I haven't seen anybody hit like this since East Lynn Pop Warner stopped playing at Manning Bowl.

Aww, who am I kidding? Wondergirl Carly is still my favorite. I think it's because of the music.

 

— elpresidente, 4:22 pm | permalink | 56 comments