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Random Thoughts – September 26th


Chris Kattan Learns A Life Lesson

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TMZ - Chris Kattan and Sunshine Tutt were only married for 59 days -- but that doesn't mean she isn't going home with a nice consolation prize.
Sources tell TMZ there was prenup that would've given Tutt less than 10 grand -- but a renegotiation just upped the ante to a low six-figure sum.
Tutt's lawyer, Ronald Richards, told us: "My client is very relieved that she can leave this two month marriage with some resources that will allow her to rebuild her life."

Fucking Chris Kattan.  What did he think was going to happen?  Dude you’re a midget.  Just stick with high priced hookers and save the embarrassment and drama of getting married and divorced in the span of a week.   Plus with hookers you get to fuck a new piece of pussy everyday.    Although on the flip side he did probably get to go raw dog for a couple weeks which is always nice.  It actually brings up an interesting philosophical question.   Would you rather fuck the same chick for a month without a condom or different hookers every night, but need to wear protection.     I think we need to put this one to a vote.   And assume it’s going to cost the same and the chicks will be equally good looking.

 

Vote 1 for raw dog and 10 for hookers with condoms. Can you tell it's Friday?

 

PS - All sorts of bells and whistles must go off when a chick says she wants to renegotiate her prenup. That's like an owner giving a coach a public vote of confidence. Not a good sign.

— elpresidente, 12:23 pm | permalink | 35 comments