I am absolutely flabbergasted by this video! That was some of the most nervous/uncomfortable laughter I've ever heard in my life from the Royals players. I mean what do you do when George Brett, the greatest Royal of them all is telling you a 10 minute story about how he shit his pants? Honestly, what do you do? You have to kind of laugh right? And who had the microphone? I mean I'm going to give George Brett the benefit of the doubt here and say he didn't realize he was miked up. Or maybe he is just so bat shit crazy that he thought this would make good television. Either way the Hall of Fame needs to add the following quote to his plaque in Cooperstown.

George Brett - "Good for shitting his pants at least twice a year"

PS - What's a double tapered shit? I totally want to do one of those AC Slater style. I bet that would get you in the Guinness Book of World Records.

Double PS - Is there a better segway to a shit story than "Hey who's pitching this game? I don't think so.

- Thanks to Todd for the link