Telegrah.com - The Indian midget who shot to fame as the world's smallest bodybuilder is set for a Hollywood career after being signed up by a leading US talent agent. Chuck Harris, who represents over 10,000 of the world's most unusual acts, flew Aditya "Romeo" Dev to his LA mansion after a Telegraph.co.uk article about him became an internet sensation. "Most of my dreams were fulfilled in one journey. I never thought I would get to see America and fly on the plane," he said. "I flew on a plane and saw the ocean. There were amazing sky-scrapers in the US and no congestion on roads like in Punjab. Everything was so organised. "The hotels were amazing with spacious rooms and modern amenities. I haven't seen such luxury in my life. I am so happy."  "I always dreamed of dancing in front of crowds of white girls – I did that, so I think my dreams have come true," he said.

It’s good to see that even little dwarf body builders from continents far, far away share the same dreams and goals as kids who grow up in America.  I mean black, white, Indian, Hispanic etc, what little boy doesn’t dream of dancing in front of crowds of white girls as a child?    And yes I’m just assuming that “dancing in front of crowds of white girls” is code for “getting some white pussy”    I mean is there any doubt this midget got laid?   After all everybody knows that American chicks love muscle heads. 

As a side note, I’m kind of surprised that the traffic is worse in Punjab than in LA.    I would have bet my life that it was the exact opposite.  Oh well, live and learn.  Remind me not to go on my honeymoon there.