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Curt Schilling Destroys The City of New York
NYPost.com - On his radio appearance today, the injured Red Sox pitcher blasted New York fans for their joy over Brady's impending knee surgery. "The euphoria in New York is palpable," Schilling said. "The New York Yankees
suck this year and they are bitter and mad and making excuses over that. Now they got Tom going down so New York's excited. It's unfortunate, but when you crawl to the top of the pile you will have people trying to knock you down." Schilling then praised the fans of Boston, who have long been known for respecting the Yankees and rooting for nothing but good health for their stars. "They want us to be as bitter and mad as they are," Schilling said. "Unfortunately, it's not going to happen." "The sad part is going to be when they beat the Jets next week," Schilling said. "Then they are going to come up with something else." "If Bill Belichick trusts Matt Cassel, how the hell can you not?" "I don't care if you guys haven't seen him," Schilling told the hosts. "Bill Belichick has seen him. Do you really think that he is the genius everyone claims him to be and just a rock head when it comes to his backup quarterback? Given how deep and intricate their offense is, I feel like the second he thought he didn't have a capable backup quarterback, he would have gone out and got a new one."
Listen you can say whatever you want about Curt Schilling, but when you’re right you’re right. The Yankees do suck. New Yorkers are happy Brady got injured. Boston fans are better than NY fans. Bill Belichick is a genius. Matt Cassel is the next Joe Montana. Kobe Bryant is a selfish player. Dan Shaughnessy is the antichrist. I mean sometimes regardless of what side you’re on you just got to tip your cap and be like “the guy has a point.” And this is one of those times.
el douche and Curt"red dye on the sock" Shill, share two traits..
whiney and frequently wrong.
but the Yankees do suck.
1-15 baby!
"Schilling then praised the fans of Boston, who have long been known for respecting the Yankees and rooting for nothing but good health for their stars. "
HA, ok...
Whether Curt is right or not, he has way too many outspoken opinions for a guy with such butt ugly, homo looking kids. He's giving his opponents too much easy ammo. Listen, I'm a Boston fan but I sure get tired of hearing his thoughts on everything as if he speaks for everyone. He may be touting Boston but I find him to be an embarrassment more often than not. He's served his purpose here, I wish he'd move on.
I just remembered why I had a man crush on you curt... you handsome son of a bitch
davey, normally i like to rip you apart but you have been doing some genius work as of late. Between this post and your reportings on that vicious, intentional, cheapshot by Pollard you have been on the ball. Youve been doing a helluva job exposing the rest of the countrys jealousy and anger towards Boston in general. Bunch of pathetic, 2nd place wannabe cowards, similar to the Iraq and Afghan terrorists
Isn't Schilling a Steelers fan?
how is new york bitter? the yankees are the greatest franchise in sports history and the giants beat the cheaters in the super bowl. its over for pats fans but it was over last february. brady and belicheck have only proven that they cant win without cheating and the 3 rings they have are as worthless as barry bond's home run record. new york fans are just happy that they dont have to hear about this tool for the next six months. the whole city of boston suffers from an inferiority complex and its getting a little boring. i hope the next president sells the city back to the queen of england. brady is done and schilling??? who gives a fuck about schilling? cant he just fade away?
Pollard did the world a favor
we dont have hear or see tom the cheat brady pretend he is a champion
schilling's kids are f'ing ugly. gonna have nightmares from thos faces...
yeah, maybe he does have ugly kids, but shonda could definitely get the salamitze...
Schilling still has a radio show? I'm surprised he's not stumping for McCain somewhere.
Light's Out!!!! Merriman out for season!!!
Amen schilling. fuck new york
26championships needs to stop reading this page - if she hates Boston so much, don't be here...
enjoy 4th place in the last year of your dumpy stadium in your dumpy city, chump. and enjoy seeing the Pats crush the Jets ego this weekend
there's no inferiority complex with rat city - it's NY that's always trying to jump into the Pat's business - it's the only way they can be relevant
Sweet turtleneck. I don't know what's worse - Schilling's opinions on his blog or on the radio. I wonder how many guys his wife bangs when he is on the road because I guarantee you Curt doesn't give her enough.
its get even better, couldn't agree more with you, theosgorrilasuit. hahaha thats great bro
Its true the whole city of NY is destroyed. It was like walking through a warzone on my way home from work. He was stomping on shit like the Stay Puffed Marshmellow Man! Yanks do suck though....ugh. Heated76, bad form dude, bad form.
26championships how many times have you spit in your hand and rubbed your cock today you fuckin loser? Oh wait i forgot that new yorkers dont beat off they give themselves hand jobs. Do you really think telling us that Schillings kids are ugly is gonna cut us deep? Of course his kids are ugly you fuck! Hes a fuckin primate. His wife is a piece of ass though.
I can't believe how many fucking morons there are on the Blog nowadays. Place is awful
""Schilling then praised the fans of Boston, who have long been known for respecting the Yankees and rooting for nothing but good health for their stars. "
HA, ok...
— ckalamatas3, Sep 09 2008, 6:39 pm"
OK Clama - Name one instance when a Boston fan has cheered a NY injury...Seriously - just one.
For the life of me I will never understand miserable fucks who hate Schilling because he speaks his mind. These are the same people who are speaking their mind on every subject on this blog.
There is nothing worse than a interview of an athlete. 110%, day by day, blah blah blah. Here is Schilling who is actually interesting. Has an insider point of view and people shit on him for it.
As he said in the Ford or Chevy commercial, he was going to Boston to break an 86 year curse and he did it.
You fucks throw around your opinions like your fucking experts and have never been paid a dime to play anything. Give me a break.
Being the honorable and classy fans that we are, on behalf of all Pats fans I would like to extend a successful and speed recovery to Shawne Merriman.
"Whether Curt is right or not, he has way too many outspoken opinions for a guy with such butt ugly, homo looking kids. He's giving his opponents too much easy ammo. Listen, I'm a Boston fan but I sure get tired of hearing his thoughts on everything as if he speaks for everyone. He may be touting Boston but I find him to be an embarrassment more often than not. He's served his purpose here, I wish he'd move on.
— damiker, Sep 09 2008, 6:41 pm"
OK "Boston fan"...The question I have for you and others who have a problem with people who express there opinion is...why? Why are you so offended by someone who expresses an opinion. How the hell else are you supposed to know where someone stands unless you know their opinion? Get some self esteem and realize that if you don't agree with someone's opinion - it's OK...You must run in some pretty dull cirlcles where nobody has an opinion on anything...
Amen Soog.
Isn't it time 26Championships gets a new nick. I mean come'on the same nick now for over 8err 9 years now.
onlyidleft,
That is a pretty broad statement. Maybe your right, no Boston Fan ever cheered a NY player getting hurt OR Maybe your just talking out your ass. Where the hell is localintheport? At least that dingleberry has half a clue
He could change it to 18-1????
Mustaches are for fags
Yes, I'm gay NYC...gay, mustache gay...got it. witty.
smoke show is ridiculously smoking hot, shes a mortal lock for next months bracket
Thats the one thing I can say about Boston....Great girls....Great
OK "Boston fan"...The question I have for you and others who have a problem with people who express there opinion is...why? Why are you so offended by someone who expresses an opinion. How the hell else are you supposed to know where someone stands unless you know their opinion? Get some self esteem and realize that if you don't agree with someone's opinion - it's OK...You must run in some pretty dull cirlcles where nobody has an opinion on anything...
Onlyidleft: You appear not to be smart enough to understand the flaw in your "logic". You contradict yourself. First, learn the difference between "there" and "their". It's tough to be taken seriously when you announce in the first sentence that "your" clueless.(that's irony in case you don't get it). Second, all you're doing is blasting me for having an opinion on Curt Schilling having an opinion. Think about it. Sure he's entitled to share it everywhere he wants, and I'm entitled to get tired of hearing it. And you're entitled to not want to hear me bitch about him. But he's an annoying fucker......and so are you. "Their", those are my opinions.
this guy has great punctuation.
What Schill got wrong is the fact that only ignorant boston fans would equate and compare one sport to the next. The Yankees have a red sox tyep year this year does not make them want tom Brady to get injured or celebrate him not being able to "cowboy up."
That is a Boston thing.
26championships sounds like she's on her rag. Bitching and moaning about every little thing. And I'm gonna laugh when the Jets still finish worse than the Pats you fucking loser. Take your rings of the past and polish them every day buddy, love the past, relish that shit. Hopefully reality and the present pay you a visit scrub.
Males shouldn't be jealous that's a female trait.
oh my mother fucking god...enough already. stop the crying about how everyone hates boston and brady. shut the fuck up already. when osi umenyiora was injured, you could blog about it fast enough, talking your shit, but then it happens to you, and you fucking bitch and moan about it. your QB went down, fucking get used to it, and get the fuck over it. stop the fucking crying already.
who made a blog about osi umenyiora? Before you answer the question please fuck yourself first.
right at the bottom of here smart guy
http://www.barstoolsports.com/randomthoughts/2008/08/25/
and you got a real potty mouth there bub.
everyone hates boston..:(
shut the fuck up already. we get it, the world is against you. get the fuck over it.
He wasnt celebrating you shit head! He was being facetious.
Talk about a no-win situation. If the Jets win, everyone will say, 'BFD...how hard could THAT be?' If they lose, they'll be laughed into the muck and mire of the East River.
He wasnt celebrating you shit head! He was being facetious.
— COOLASTHECLAP, Sep 09 2008, 8:18 pm
and so is the small minority of NY/NJ that "loves" the fact that brady is hurt...we're all just being facetious. so shut the fuck up, and cry yourself yourself to sleep in your pink brady belly top.
schilling throws his opinion out enough that hes bound to get something right...you're the man now dog
Schilling is fucking awesome. Nuff said about that.
I can hear derekio after next Sunday: 2-14 baby!
Mike Fucking Lowell!!
and... curt is one of the best big game pitchers of his era, ucking nails, love the guy. but he's also a blowhard and doesnt know when to shut up, nuff said.
ryan7977 your the one on a Boston based website. What the hell do you expect when you come on here and talk shit?
Soog, that was a great fucking post. Kudos!
amen clapper, tell these ny'ers to get lost.
Why don't all you ass pump New Yorkers go find some other place to post your shit. Nobody here reads any shitty NY sites. So stay the hell off here.
clapper, no way that guy knows what facetious means.
most likely not. i bet he had to go to dictionary.com to figure it out but then had to figure out how to spell dictionary. i bet he knows what its like to blow another guy though.
26championships you should have that nic name for a long time they won't win anothor for a long time you fucking dumb new yorker and THE BOSTON RED SOXS are better than the yankees once again LOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
this place is turning into a Tommy Cheeseballs convention.
why dont all the NYers just stop posting on these blogs. read the site, but stop fucking commenting. just adding fuel to the fire. let the bostonians argue with themselves. i miss the days where the all the comments section talked about were the pink hats and fat chicks at fenway....stop feeding the beast
Boy, that Schilling knows how to work a crowd.
What did you expect him to say on a Boston radio show? The guy has been a blowhard for his entire life, and you clowns lap up everything he says like he's the chosen one.
Try being less gullible.
why dont all the NYers just stop posting on these blogs. read the site, but stop fucking commenting. just adding fuel to the fire. let the bostonians argue with themselves. i miss the days where the all the comments section talked about were the pink hats and fat chicks at fenway....stop feeding the beast
— Unknown Soldier, Sep 09 2008, 9:03 pm
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hey fucknuts,
why don't you leave "us" bostonians, and find your own fucking stool!
jackass.
just sayin'.
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Thank you Schill. New Yorkers are trash. Derekio should have been an abortion. Goodnight
Here Here Curt I couldn't agree with you more. Based on my experience with New Yorkers in general they are the most arrogant, dis in genuine, unlikeable people on the earth. They can't stand the fact that they are inferior to Boston in sports, education, and just mere culture.
How do all of these 12 years olds that post on here get access to the internet?
Rock on Curt. Keep speaking the truth.
Schilling is stupid to equate the two fan bases. A more informed generalization is that most Jets fans tend to root for the Mets, just as most Giants fans tend to root for the Yankees. There's always the frontrunner bandwagon fans, but generally that's the breakdown in NY. I'm a Yanks/Giants fan, but that said Jets fans "generally" are really only one step away from Philly fans who we all know love injuries to players on other teams. So don't bring the Yankees into the same conversation as animal Jets fans. Those motherfuckers can barely spell.
"Schilling then praised the fans of Boston, who have long been known for respecting the Yankees and rooting for nothing but good health for their stars."
Ok Curt, lets be careful before you stick your foot right in your mouth. I don't recall New York fans going out of their way to make nicknames for players on Boston, creating an entire line of "Red Sox Suck" t-shirts and bumper stickers, and even get a serious "Red Sox Suck" chant at a completely unrelated moment during a home game that doesn't even involve the Sox. Nothing but support for Yankee players by Boston fans.
And you guys agree with this clown? Is it any question why even his hometown fans think he's a joke?
suck on that devil dogs!!
ps fuck manny
YAY JASON BAY YAY!
Yeah Jason Bay!!!!
Bay for the fuckin win
bye bye d-rays, close it out with beckett tomorrow
anyone see the girl and the guy wrestling for the home run ball? Bay is the man.
I believe I've said 8-8 at best.
the 1-15 is just my new catch phrase.
1-15 Baby!
more white, gay ass turtlenecks shilling, you steroid abusing, big mouth having, condescending, drama loving prick
WOW PAPELBON YOU FUCK
AHAHAHAHA PAPELBON SUCKS
fuck me
damn frisky devil dogs
guy is terrible, throws fastballs every pitch. you think in the fucking major leagues youd have to throw another pitch at least 10% of the time. and im a sox fan
MELON FARMER!!!!
Doesn't anyone here realize two things :
1) Yankee fans love the Giants (Defending superbowl champs) and hate the Jets.
2) Since the Giants don't play the Pats this year (regular season anyway) and the Pats play the Jets - most Yankee fans would be on the Pats bandwagon.
paps is one of the better closers in the league you ignorant fuck. everybody has in off night, the numbers dont lie.
has in off night
an not in before you correct me
yankeefan,
most NY sports fans arent intelligent enough to figure that out and im positive if its the Jets making the super bowl this year all those yankee fans will MIRACULOUSLY find jets gear in their closet
yankeefan - What makes you think anyone here would care how Yankees fans feel about New York football teams? I really don't care anymore than I care about what football team the typical A's fan watches. And besides, you know damn well that you are only a Giants fan when they win and you wanted Eli traded up until about Jan 1, 2008, and you will be posting as a Jets fan the instant there is any chance that they are winning the division.
too much ny talk, go away
dammit tek.
pretend he's heidi- go after him.
how do you take that pitch
Frustrating fucking loss. Bay with with the go ahead 2 out homer in the 8th only for Pap to give up the lead and Coco pops up with the tying run on 3rd.
Fuck.
i wish i lived in NY so i could chose which of the 100 sports teams i want to root for when they are winning.
Fuck Curt Schilling... isn't it about time for that loser to go home to Texas or wherever he's from - somewhere where they appreciate his conservative views and big, stupid mouth.
He couldn't contribute anything on the field this year, so he thinks he has to make up for it by running his piehole. The bloody sock was just menstrual blood that ran down his leg. Fuckin' whiny bitch.
Chav Eats Babies :
that's one of the things people from Boston don't get about two team towns like NYC - I would NEVER root for the Jets, nor the Mets for that matter - 1986 bugged me (almost) as much as it hurt people up here.
BigKing:
the subject of the post was about Yankee fans - so I felt qualified to respond. BTW - I am a Giants season ticket holder since 1986 - and I did NOT want Eli traded - I have to admit that prior to last year - I wanted Coughlin gone. . .
For the record - I'm sorry Brady got hurt - the Pats are a great regular season team . . . (OK kidding - they are a great team) . . .
not for nothin but at least you're 1*-0.
I might be a crazy fucking minority of NY fans, but I'd rather see the Sox win the Al east than the rays. I hate you fuckers but at least I respect you.
Most of the NY fans on this site should shut up and stop playing internet cowboy. This is Boston turf. Throw out an intelligent comment once in a while, but for the love of god, no more fucking 18-1.
just a user suggestion, but also a moratorium on the "who has class" and "2000 is THIS century" arguments.
his kids need to get out of the shade and into the sun they are fucking white as hell
how is new york bitter? the yankees are the greatest franchise in sports history and the giants beat the cheaters in the super bowl. its over for pats fans but it was over last february. brady and belicheck have only proven that they cant win without cheating and the 3 rings they have are as worthless as barry bond's home run record. new york fans are just happy that they dont have to hear about this tool for the next six months. the whole city of boston suffers from an inferiority complex and its getting a little boring. i hope the next president sells the city back to the queen of england. brady is done and schilling??? who gives a fuck about schilling? cant he just fade away?
— 26championships
Pollard did the world a favor
— 26championships
schilling's kids are f'ing ugly. gonna have nightmares from thos faces...
— 26championships
I can't imagine why we think you guys are bitter!
you guys act like its soooooo bad that fans are excited to see Brady get hurt. If I recall, when 9/11 happened, people in Mass were saying crap like "why couldn't the Yankees plane hit the building...or...why couldn't the planes have hit Yankee Stadium". Talk about classless! People are losing their lives and you guys are making jokes. I won't even get into the Corey Lidle accident.
Seriously, you always like to point the finger at NY. But in reality, it's EVERYONE that needs to take a look in the mirror. Obviously it isn't right to cheer for an injured guy, but you guys act like you've never done anything disrespectful and over the top when it comes to NY.
GROW UP PEOPLE
He said what?
"Schilling then praised the fans of Boston, who have long been known for respecting the Yankees and rooting for nothing but good health for their stars."
Oh come ON!!!! I totally agree that it was classless for the post to print that headline. Totally uncalled for and poor taste. But PUHLEEAAAAASSSEEE!!!! Schilling saying that just makes me want to vomit.
Will somebody please put Curt Schilling's kid in the sun!!!
only is boston could this guy be considered cool or likeable. think about that and there is no argument you can give that will hurt a new york fan.
First...its only NY Jets fans who are gleeful...us Giants fans could give a shit...we don't play them so who cares. McNabb, Romo and Campbell. So lets not include the class of NY Giant football fans with the classless Jets fans. Second...who gives a rats ass what Schilling thinks...he's an idiot.
only is boston could this guy be considered cool or likeable. think about that and there is no argument you can give that will hurt a new york fan.
— casey tatum, Sep 10 2008, 9:00 am
Further proving that you NYers really don't know shit about Boston fans because Curt Schilling is DEFINATELY not liked by all, especially off the field. But the guy is a warrior that pitched huge game and won 2 rings here. If he did the same in NY your telling me you wouldn't respect the guy?
fuck my spelling...huge GAMES.
curt schilling is like lisa simpson... always giving his two cents when no one asked for it.
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Barstool Local Smokeshow of the Day (Alyssa)
Introducing Alyssa from UMass. I've seen a lot of hot Halloween costumes in my day but this may be my favorite. I don't even know why. It just does it for me.
We've had a major slowdown in Smokeshows lately. Frankly it's pretty sad that I even have to remind people to send in nominations but here we go again. Do your duty and send all hotties to randomthoughts@barstoolsports.com. Because if you don't this feature will die and you'll have nobody to blame but yourself.
Vince Young Goes Mental?
What in the wide, wide world a sports is a' going on with Vince Young? In the last three days:
- He got all pouty-faced after getting booed for throwing two picks Sunday. People who witnessed it said he seemed to be emotionally checked out of the game and appeared unwilling to go back on the field.
- After a three-and-out by the Tennessee defense, the offense took the field, only without their QB. “I came on the field and 10 wasn’t in the huddle. I didn’t know what the situation was,” said center Kevin Mawae.
- Jeff Fisher then began yelling at Young on the sidelines and it looked like he practically shoved Young into the huddle.
- After the game Fisher told reporters Young told him his hamstring was bothering him (he never told the trainers) and that's all their conversation was about.
- Three plays later, Young left with a knee injury, stuck around for an hour after the game and left without answering questions.
- Monday night, Fisher called the Nashville police over concerns that Young was emotionally distraught and might hurt himself. The cops found him in his car with an unloaded pistol in the glovie.
- Today the Titans issued this statement: “Last night, we received a call from people that are closest to Vince informing us that he had left his house in a state of mind that had them concerned; and that he was unreachable..."
- Now Young's agent is saying that everything is super swell. Young was on his way to a buddy's house to watch MNF, nothing more to be seen here, folks, let's all go home citizens.
What the hell is that all about? Right now no one knows whether Young has serious mental problems, can't handle having mean things yelled at him from the stands, or if he was just on his way to watch Mike, Mike & Mike call the Denver-Oakland game. I do know this: It's times like this that reminds me of all that is good about rooting for the Patriots. Vince Young goes out for a few weeks with a knee injury and Jeff Fisher... who's the longest-tenured coach in the NFL... finds himself presiding over a media circus that makes the Terrell Owens suicide attempt saga look like C-SPAN. Meanwhile, the Pats lose Pigskin Jesus for the year, he walks off the field battered but proud like Marlon Brando at the end of "On the Waterfront" and he and Belichick will only say how it's a tough break, but they're looking forward to seeing how the boys respond the rest of the year. That's how a champion deals with adversity. Apparently Young's Wonderlic score got it right.
Caption Contest
"Don't act like you don't like it honey. You're nails are digging in so deep it's like you're trying to will this guy to fuck you."
- Thanks to Jon for the pick
There Are Some Real Sickos In This World
Believemerch - Bernard Karmell Pollard (born December 23, 1984 in Fort Wayne, Indiana) is an American football safety for the Kansas City Chiefs in the National Football League. He was drafted in the second round of the 2006 NFL Draft. Pollard played college football at Purdue University. Pollard has been dubbed "The Bonecrusher" for his hard hits and tackles. On September 7, 2008, Pollard was involved in a play that ended with New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady being taken off the field with a knee injury and not returning for the rest of the game. It was later revealed that Pollard's hit on Brady most likely has ended the quarterback's season.
Honestly people always say I'm exaggerating when I talk about how the rest of the country is so jealous of us and how they hate us because they want to be us. Well the proof is in the pudding. I'm not even remotely surprised that people would sink this low and make tshirts celebrating Tom Brady's injury. And guess what? It will probably be a best seller. Again it's just sad and pathetic. But I wouldn't expect anything else from Steeler fans. Listen you didn't see me making "I wish he died" Ben Roethlisberger tshirts after he crashed his motorcycle did you? Nope. The difference is Pats fans have class and the rest of the country doesn't. I just hope God teaches everybody who buys this shirt a lesson and kills them and their family within 24 hours of purchase in some type of freak agonizing accident. Like a shark eats them in the middle of the street or something crazy like that.
Mortal Lock of the Decade - Pats at Jets -2.5
Wait a minute the Pats are underdogs this week against the Jets? BAHAHAHAH! I may enjoy this season after all! Seriously how quickly everybody forgets that we are a dynasty. I mean anybody who knows anything about life, knows that the Patriots play their best when their backs are against a wall and everybody doubts them. In fact I wouldn’t put it past Brady and Belichick to have planned that season ending injury just to light a fire under everybody’s ass. Because all we heard about all off season was the “Superbowl hangover.” Well now everybody in that locker room has something prove including me. Yup, it’s time to go back to old school Patriot football. Swing passes, clock management, coaching, defense, special teams and world championships. That’s what we do here! So get ready for the Pats to give the rest of the country the biggest FU of all time as we defy the odds and win our 4th Superbowl this decade. I love it! And it all starts this week with the El Pres Quadruple Mortal Lock. Book it!
Pats +2.5 Over Jets
Bull Kicks The Shit Out Of Cowboy
This bull is a total bad ass. I mean anybody can buck a cowboy off in the ring, but to knock them out before they even open the gates? That's just cold blooded. I guess that's how you earn the name "The Cadillac Man." Regardless this cowboy is still kind of joke. I mean dude pay attention. You're not sitting on some fucking donkey at a petting zoo. You're on the Cadillac Man for god sakes. Act like it.
Slovakia Nips Bulgaria In Women's Hockey 82-0
ESPN.com - There's the "agony of defeat." And then there's this women's ice hockey score from the European Olympic pre-qualifying tournament: Slovakia 82, Bulgaria 0. That's correct: eighty-two goals for Slovakia, none for Bulgaria. Slovakia, which won all four of its games at the tournament, outshot Bulgaria 139-0, scoring on 58.9 percent of their shots on goal. They averaged one goal every 44 seconds. Bulgaria trailed 7-0 after 5 minutes, 19-0 after 10 and 31-0 at the end of the first period. The drubbing capped a woeful showing for the Bulgarian women, who also lost 30-1 to Croatia and 41-0 to Italy in earlier games.
Listen it’s tough to point the finger at one person when you lose 82-0 in hockey. But having said that I got to pin this loss solely on the goalie. Honestly how do you let in 58% of the shots on net? You can’t win that way in Street Hockey, Mini One on One, the NHL and certainly not in the European Olympic pre qualifying tournament. Sure you can argue that it’s tough to win as well when you get zero shots on goal, but I’m guessing that everybody was so demoralized with the goalie play that they just stopped trying. I mean stick a fat bitch in pads and have her fall asleep in the crease and you’re going to save more than 50% of the shots on goal. Regardless I’m sure this game will be referenced in hockey locker rooms all across America from now on. “Put pucks on net and good things will happen. Just look at Slovakia’s 82-0 victory over Bulgaria.”
Rate This Golf Outfit
So my good friends at Miller Lite invited me to play in a Playboy Golf tournament yesterday at Wedgewood Pines in Stowe. So naturally I dropped everything I was doing and went. And thank God I did because I wouldn’t have believed this outfit could exist on a golf course if I didn’t see it with my own two eyes. Now to this guy's defense this is a collared shirt and I don't think there is anything in the rulebook about no sleeves. Still it was pretty amazing. My only regret is that I couldn’t get my video camera to work because I swear this guy was techno dancing through 18 holes of golf. I guess we’ll just have to settle for pictures. Anyway time to rate this golf outfit…
1 for the worst thing you’ve ever seen and 10 for it’s so bad it’s good.
Story Update: Indian Midget Bodybuilder Comes To Hollywood
Telegrah.com - The Indian midget who shot to fame as the world's smallest bodybuilder is set for a Hollywood career after being signed up by a leading US talent agent. Chuck Harris, who represents over 10,000 of the world's most unusual acts, flew Aditya "Romeo" Dev to his LA mansion after a Telegraph.co.uk article about him became an internet sensation. "Most of my dreams were fulfilled in one journey. I never thought I would get to see America and fly on the plane," he said. "I flew on a plane and saw the ocean. There were amazing sky-scrapers in the US and no congestion on roads like in Punjab. Everything was so organised. "The hotels were amazing with spacious rooms and modern amenities. I haven't seen such luxury in my life. I am so happy." "I always dreamed of dancing in front of crowds of white girls – I did that, so I think my dreams have come true," he said.
It’s good to see that even little dwarf body builders from continents far, far away share the same dreams and goals as kids who grow up in America. I mean black, white, Indian, Hispanic etc, what little boy doesn’t dream of dancing in front of crowds of white girls as a child? And yes I’m just assuming that “dancing in front of crowds of white girls” is code for “getting some white pussy” I mean is there any doubt this midget got laid? After all everybody knows that American chicks love muscle heads.
As a side note, I’m kind of surprised that the traffic is worse in Punjab than in LA. I would have bet my life that it was the exact opposite. Oh well, live and learn. Remind me not to go on my honeymoon there.
Handjob Caught On Camera At Texas UTEP Game
The funny thing is that I was actually watching this game when they showed the closeup of this couple and I didn't even notice that they were playing dick music. And not only that but Bob Davie was talking about how the chick must hate this guy for not buying a ticket and making her sit on the rock. Shows you what he knows. This guy got a hand job, watched some football, beat the traffic and probably made her cook dinner afterwords. Not a bad night at the office.
Life After Brady: How the Pats Can Still Win Super Bowl XLIII
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There's 15 games to go and I for one refuse to don the jogging suit and Nikes, drink the cyanide, lay down and wait for the UFO to come. Sure the Pats have lost THE most important player in all of team sports, but this thing can still happen. Stranger things have. I've said it before and I'll say it now: "The cemeteries are full of indispensible people." It wasn't over when the Pats lost Bledsoe. Or when the Sox traded Nomar. Pedro left and they still won. Manny shot his way out of town and the Sox have played better. Winning a championship minus your franchise guy is an improbability, not an impossibility. It won't take a miracle, it will take:
Matt Cassel becomes Jeff Hostetler. Or Trent Dilfer. The Pats don't need Cassel to carry them; they just need him to be competent and minimize mistakes. No one would turn their nose up at 50 TDs, but reasonably low number of INTs will be much more important. If he can produce say, 23 TDs and 20 INTs, they'll have a chance. And I didn't just pull those numbers out of my crack. They were... deep breath... Eli Manning's last year.
The Pats defense becomes the Pats defense. Of 2003. It's been a long time since the Pats have had a truly dominating defense. In '03, they were relentless. They had three shutouts at home. They were a garbage time Jacksonville TD away from keeping teams out of the endzone for six straight home games. This year they've gotten younger, faster and brought in Dom Capers to coach the secondary.
Josh McDaniels becomes Charlie Weis. It would be a stretch to ask Cassel to air it out like Brady did last year. When Weis's best WRs were Pattens and Branches and Givenses, he specialized in a controlled passing game built on quick outs, crossing routes and screens. Not that he has to baby Cassel, just give him a lot of high percentage throws to get his feet under him. Having Randy Moss around and doinking the ball to him is like having Kate Beckinsale in your house and asking her to clean the toilet.
Laurence Maroney becomes Joseph Addai. Like with Cassel, becoming an LT or an AP, (or anyone initial-worthy) would be swell. But he doesn't need to be an elite back, just a top tier runner like the guy the Colts drafted 9 spots after him in 2006.
Mathew Slater (or anyone else) becomes Troy Brown (on special teams). His clutch catches aside, Brown had a knack for pulling rabbits out of his helmet with big plays when they needed him most. Slater was drafted for one reason: to make a difference on teams and steal the occasional game.
Terence Wheatley and Jonathan Wilhite become Eugene Wilson and Asante Samuel. In 2003, Wilson became a starter and Samuel got significant reps in sub packages as rookies. By '04, they'd won two rings each.
Jerod Mayo becomes Patrick Willis. Willis was the 11th pick last year and the NFL Defensive ROTY on a crappy team. Mayo was taken 10th by the Pats. It's not asking too much.
Kevin Faulk becomes Superman. Cassel will see every type of blitz Defensive Coordinators threw at Brady and plenty more they never had the balls to. Faulk will be the key as the check down option on passing plays and on blitz pick up. That means being on the field, which means listening to Li'l Wayne without the ganja, thanks. It's never been tried, but everyone's got to make sacrifices.
Pats fans have to be Chiefs fans. It's time for the Gillette crowd to drop the sense of entitlement, quit waiting for Brady to save the day, get off their hands and make some goddamned noise for a change.
consider my cap...tipped. The only thing that would have made that better would have been if Curt ended the whole thing with a double bird salute.