As everybody knows we really don’t talk about politics here at the Stool.  But this Sarah Palin bitch has been DOMINATING the news lately.     Apparently she faked being pregnant so people wouldn’t know her teenage daughter was knocked up and she was going to do it again until a bunch of blogs outed her.  Now her 17 year old daughter has come forward and announced that she’s 5 months pregnant with her boyfriend’s  “I’m just a redneck” baby.   It’s all great stuff.   But to be honest I’m not sure what all this controversy is about.   This family is from Alaska!    What did they think was going to happen?   I mean imagine Maine times a billion and that’s what you got in Alaska.   All you can do there is play pool, get drunk, shoot guns and fuck the shit out of each other.    Seriously Alaska hasn’t seen this much excitement since the New York Rangers came to town.   So obviously the shit is going to hit the fan when you put the national spotlight on them.   And as much as I hate the Republicans I kind of want McCain to get elected just so I can follow Sarah Palin.  It will be complete chaos in Washington.  I mean if you don’t think that McCain and Palin will be playing Sexy POW games in the White House within two weeks of taking over you’re nuts.