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Random Thoughts – August 31st


Here Come The Brits!

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Splashnewsonline - Glamour Models Rosie Jones, Amy Diamond and Katie Downs march down Oxford Street in London wearing lingerie to promote the reopening of the Ann Summers store.

 

Mother fucker the British know how to open a store!  Imagine seeing these bitches strutting down the street?  I’d literally be paralyzed for life.    It would be an instant vertebra injury situation.

 

Jackie: So you're driving in the car, you're with your friend, minding your own business?
Kramer: Yeah.
Jackie: Then what happened?
Kramer: The we saw this woman, and she was wearing a bra with no top.
Jackie: No top? She didn't have a top on?
Kramer: No. So I got distracted and I crashed the car.
Jackie: Well how would you describe this woman? Would you say she was an attractive woman?
Kramer: Oh, yeah.
Jackie: So we got an attractive woman, wearing a bra, no top, walkin' around in broad daylight. She's flouting society's conventions!
Kramer: She was flouting.
Jackie: That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!

— elpresidente, 3:05 pm | permalink | 40 comments