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Let me just make this clear.   We're challenging Bolt in the 200 meters.   Because I don’t think the Astrovan stands a chance in the 100.    Usain would be half way to the finish line jogging and pointing before the Astro could even get out of the blocks.   But the 200 is a whole different story.    That would give me a chance to kick it into high gear.   And say what you want about the Astro, but once we get its momentum going it’s like a freight train that can't be stopped.  I swear I’ve blown by Mercedes and BMW’s on the MA pike before and they just stare and wonder.     It’s like a blue flash exploding past them.   So I guarantee you Bolt wouldn’t be laughing and pointing with the Astrovan screaming down the track.   Plus we’d have Manzo and Jerry in the back throwing papers out the window to loosen the load like in One Crazy Summer.   I got to be honest.   I like our chances.

Vote 1 for Bolt and 10 for Astro