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Nomar Does It Again!
You didn't think I'd let today go by without paying tribute to Nomar doing what Nomar does best did you? Yup, just another walk off last night for arguably the greatest Red Sox of them all. Fuck Lugo.
Nomar was great.
Nomar is gone.
So is Orlando Cabrera.
Goodbye cancers. Give to the Jimmy Fund!
check out DJ Jazzy Jeff at 0:22
Nomar the greatest Red Sock ever? I get shit for Wade Boggs being my favorite player all time.
PS- I think Brandon Boggs is Wade's illegitimate son.
And Bill walton made a cameo in this as well. Stars come out in La
SUP PUNKS-
I'M here to support PBB. The best thing that's ever happened to this site. He is the chillest cat on the world wide web and all you playa haters out there need to shove it.
NOMAAAAAAH! HEROES!
Not gonna lie I had some money on the Phillies so i was pretty pissed. Didn't enjoy the video of the douche bag LA fans celebrating that much either. I love Nomar tho.
this news is about as useful as a bag of dicks
who cares what nomar does anymore, that ship sailed 5 years ago
Melo tell your boy to post something that doesn't annoy all the stoolies. Personally i want to gouge my eyes out after I read his comments.
For example nobody cares if he is in denver, unless of couse he falls off one of the Rockie Mountains highest peaks, which would be funny.#2 Nobody cares about the stupid bull statue unless of course it gets stolen at a bss party which is funny. Lastly nobody gives a shit about his stupid blog.
and of course the bleachers are half empty.
the last remaining a-holes on earth who care about Nomar OR the Dodgers.
Does this mean Nomar is back on the juice or did he just get lucky?
He is the poster child for how steroids can make you a great hitter.
sox dominated tonight. FACT
I didn't get to see this moment because of all the time I'm spending buying extra potato sacks for all these Smokeshow of the Day girls lately.
let's go diamondbacks
man the stoolies are dumb. Nomar is better than everyone thinks. And a nice guy as well.
Im worried about EP. I hope he's not afraid of needles. Dont get me wrong, i love the sox and hope they get the wildcard and win the world series **again**
But there's no way they win the division by 5 games over the Rays. MIT nerds: Whats the D-rays magic number in the EPrez tattoo wager?
I guess Red Sox Nation West now has a pretty good team to root for and some familiar faces as well. Is it slightly ironic that Joe Torre is the manager of Nomar and Manny? I think that's interesting.
Paulie Bull: Again, I like you....But nobody's buying your new MeloMan15 schtick. We know its not one of your friends, its you. Come on son! Step ya game up, dog
What the Fork is it with you and Nomar? Did you have sex with him or what? Was and is a Big time downer a la whoa is me poor me type that brings down everyone around him so who gives a rats butt if he has a good hit every once in a while. Get this dumb butt...... the Sox traded him and THEN won the World Series! Uh duh ????? Now please feel free for you and Nomar to go get a hotel room on your own some night but leave it the freak off the web site dude! OK? Stop vicariously sucking Nomar's thing on your web site- he doesn't read it anyway!
Ruserious...rueducated? Please use some punctuation from time to time. That was brutal.
Jackson, way to use the ole Louis CK "Bag of Dicks" again.
Dieclemensdie, you are the most bitter person on this site. Fact.
Nomar is/was a great player.
Hey Chav,
Guess what? This is not Paulie Bull. This is his close confidant and advisor. I've signed up to set you straight. Alright? So shut your mouth and learn how to show some damn respect. If you don't have anything nice to say, then shut the hell up. Got it?
Nomar?? arguably??? Ted Williams, no question.
for 7 years all he did was play the game right,plain and simple 1 of greatest sox ever
Is it slightly ironic that Joe Torre is the manager of Nomar and Manny? I think that's interesting.
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— wickedpissadude, Aug 14 2008, 10:57 pm
Ah, no. That's modern pro sports, blogdude. Happens all the time in every sport.
Nomar is the James Dean of Red Sox lore. We'll never know what may have been. But life went on after.
Besides, players don't give .001% the fuck fans do when it comes to rivalries---that's more fan/media-driven than real life.
MeloMan = Not so Melo
MeloMan = PBB's cock gobbler
Meloman go die, no one cares about Paul Bullshit and his gayest of the gay posts that are only made to include the word bull in them. Honestly it is probably the worst gimmick in the history of the internet.
as for Nomar, as much as I hate Lugo he would be as effective as Casey at SS for the Sox so really no reason to hate on Lugo for that.
On the other hand if Lugo should never get a meaningful at bat over Lowrie as long as Lowrie is healthy.
The kid can flat out hit.
Someone please castrate that fucking bull dewd.
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Bernie Carbo is the greatest Red Sock, then Teddy Ballgame.
that cant be a walkoff, nobody in LA stays past the 7th
Guys, leave melo man and PBB alone, it's not nice to bull-little them because they are different and weird.
It's actually really fun to do stupid bull puns.
You guys listening to Paul Pierce co-hosting Mike and Mike on ESPN right now? He says in Las Vegas he was pulled over by a Lakers fan and was cited for DWC.. Driving With Championship.
El Duder you blind penis eater. Remember when the Angels swept your sorry asses and all the FENWAY FAITHFULL left in the 8th? Open your eyes and quit staring at your mom's ass.
Its funny the mentallity you all take on when it comes to the Patriots for how well they have played in the last 10 years. Let's use that same mentallity towards basketball.
Last ten tear's Celitcs have one Championship and the Lakers have 3. Infact it was 3 in a row. So basically you aint shit and you have 2 more to go. Keep trying.
And the Lakers, much like your Patriots. Got there asses handed to them in the finals last year.
Guys, leave melo man and PBB alone, it's not nice to bull-little them because they are different and weird.
It's actually really fun to do stupid bull puns.
— Da_Man, Aug 15 2008, 9:31 am
What are you his mom? That was the sappiest post in the history of Barstool.
I don't follow, So let me make sure I understand you fully.
Lakers 3 > Celtics 1
Lakers 3 = Patriots 3
Lakers 3 > Red Sox 2
Damn, maybe LA should be title town it looks like a 9-6 domination in rings... Ass Clown
sarcasm (sär'kāz'əm)
n.
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LongWong, you are extremely dense. I was clearly not sticking up for Paul (although we are facebook friends). Keep on keepin' on though, you're doing a great job!
Chav- watch some baseball before you speak up. Crawford and Longoria just went on the 15 day DL for the Rays. That is a giant part of their lineup. El Pres just might have dodged a bullet. The Red sox need to take advantage of this. Congrats on dominating a team that barely can play .500 ball with no pitching.
Da Man it may be hard for you to read. But you must have missed the part where i was speaking about basketball. LA doesnt have a foot ball team dumb ass. You all of a sudden think the Pats are the shit for what they did in the last 10 years.
Look what the Celtics and the Lakers did in the last ten years. I know this hurts your eyes to read, but it's true fag hat.
last 10 years
Lakers 3 > Celtics 1
maybe that's easier for you.
Maybe if you took Bulls cock out of your mouth you might be able to read this better.
This comment section is an absolute tobbogan.....paul is wicked gay, melow is even gayer, together they=chav=VERY VERY gay
jbk - you left out Da Man. He is all over Paul's meat hammer.
Paul- Lame as fuck, Melow - has to be his BF and Da Man is trying to get in on a 3 way with these tools.
Chav says some funny shit. But he deserves to be peed on.
How about you put all your information in one concrete post instead of carrying your diatribes throughout multiple posts.
Its funny the mentallity you all take on when it comes to the Patriots for how well they have played in the last 10 years. Let's use that same mentallity towards basketball.
Last ten tear's Celitcs have one Championship and the Lakers have 3. Infact it was 3 in a row. So basically you aint shit and you have 2 more to go. Keep trying.
— I'll poop on ur chest, Aug 15 2008, 9:56 am
And the Lakers, much like your Patriots. Got there asses handed to them in the finals last year.
— I'll poop on ur chest, Aug 15 2008, 9:58 am
-I don't recall EP or anyone ever saying the Lakers sucked so your point is non-existent. Also, your point of saying we aint shit because we didn't win three in a row is also moot. I would like to see you do an intense BSS scan and find a single post where somebody said that the Celtics last year were a better "dynasty/whatever" than the lakers of early this decade. Until then, your posting privelages should be revoked.
And the Lakers, much like your Patriots. Got there asses handed to them in the finals last year.
— I'll poop on ur chest, Aug 15 2008, 9:58 am
If you consider losing by a field goal thanks to an amazing drive capped by a miracle throw/catch then i guess the Pats got their ass handed to them. I think a 39 point win to cap off a series of domination is a little better. Please never compare the 2008 lakers to the 2007 pats ever again.
Anybody watching the NFL channel right now? haha
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Kid With Hippy Mohawk Kid Gets Knocked The Fuck Out
I LOVE IT! Every kid with a mohawk like that deserves to get knocked the fuck out. And all X gamers for that matter too. The only thing I was disappointed with is that I was hoping they pulled a King Kong Bundy and waved off the 10 count and asked for a 50 count.
Ron Borges To WEEI.com?
Gulp! Yup all indications is that Ron Borges is signed sealed and delivered to join the ever expanding weei.com. Don't shoot me if I'm wrong, but I think it's a done deal. And if it is than this is a slap in the face to all of New England. Why not just hire Greg Easterbrooks or John Tomase? Clearly WEEI doesn’t care about getting good journalists. They are just looking for muckrakers who will say outrageous things and trick people into visiting the site. After all a click is a click is a click right? So I’m here to call for the first pre boycott in the history of the Stool. And if you do read him, don’t bother emailing me to complain about him either because that makes you just as dumb as he is for reading him in the first place.
I promise you that I will not acknowledge his existence as long as the Stool remains in business. As a side note it’s going to be interesting to watch Weei.com’s development. Do you think this will become a huge website with all these mainstream reporters writing for it now? I guess only time will tell. Personally I'm rooting for Felger since he loves us.
PS – Don’t forget it’s Jimmy Fund Day at WEEI which is the best thing they do all year. So if you can donate, donate.
Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Back!
It's been a long and hard 8 months and 16 days since we first posted the pictures of a fat Jennifer Love Hewitt in her "size 2" bathing suit. Frankly I don't think I've had a restful night sleep since. Because if you're around 30 years old like I am, a world with a gross Jennifer Love Hewitt is not a world worth living in. But thankfully our long National Nightmare is over. Jennifer Love Hewitt is hot again! Tonight I will be able to rest easy.
Breaking News: Pats Sign John Lynch (maybe)
From Pro Football Talk:
A league source tells us that the Patriots have agreed to terms with safety John Lynch. Lynch, a nine-time Pro Bowler, could assume the role that the team was exploring for Tank Williams, who recently landed on injured reserve with a knee injury. Williams had been practicing at linebacker. At this stage of his career, Lynch probably is a better fit playing closer to the line of scrimmage. Besides, the team already has a Lynch-style safety in Rodney Harrison.
UPDATE: Coach Bill Belichick opened his press conference by saying that Lynch is not yet under contract. We still stand by our source.
Every GM in the NFL just threw up in his mouth. They're all sitting in their offices right now dreading the call that's coming, the one telling them their boss wants to see them right away to find how the Patriots are able to pull off these moves no one else can. How deep is the Patriots roster? So deep it includes future Hall of Famers who are sitting at home ready to sign a contract and report to camp at a moment's notice. A week ago, the Pats had no need for John Lynch, but you know Piolichick spoke to him anyway. Then Tank Williams goes down and a phone call and a physical later a 9-time Pro Bowler is being directed to the Gillette Stadium player's parking lot. Plus, all Scott Pioli needs to do is send Junior Seau a "We need u in camp asap" text message and he'll climb off the surfboard and be in Foxboro like Bruce Wayne answering the Bat Signal. In the limited role of playing in subpackages or playing ILB on passing downs, Lynch is the perfect addition.
John Lynch Fun Fact No. 1: His father John, Sr. played for the Steelers.
John Lynch Fun Fact No. 2: He threw the first pitch in the history of the Florida Marlins organization, for the Erie Sailors in 1992.
John Lynch Fun Fact No. 3: He's the godfather of Herm Edwards' son, and the Pats open the season against Kansas City.
Worst Whisper Of All Time
I love old people. They don't give a fuck. I don't even know why this guy pretended to whisper in the first place. Just shout it out dude. You could die tomorrow anyway.
Breaking Degenerate News: Suffolk Downs and Wonderland to "Join Forces"
Boston.com -- Suffolk Downs and Wonderland Greyhound Park agreed today to form a partnership to "protect the thousands of existing jobs" at both race tracks and strengthen their position to build a resort-style casino if the state expands gambling, according to a joint statement. By joining forces, the tracks gain significant economic benefits they lack as separate entities. Wonderland gains the greater financial strength of its East Boston counterpart, while Suffolk gains access to potentially lucrative development opportunities in Revere. “We have been working on this kind of agreement for a while, but the time has been well spent because we now have gotten it right," said Richard Fields, Suffolk Downs’ principal shareholder. In today's statement, Sarkis said, “All along during discussions with Suffolk Downs, we had one big goal in mind: protect the jobs of nearby residents who, in many cases, have spent their whole lives working at this facility." Suffolk Downs was seen as the leading contender for a Boston-area casino, with a politically connected ownership group and a large tract of land within minutes of Logan International Airport. But Wonderland was a pesky second option, and owners held casino partnership discussions with a wide number of investors, including Donald Trump, Foxwoods, Mohegan Sun, and the Aquinnah Wampanoag tribe of Martha's Vineyard.
HAHAHA! Donald Trump wanted to buy fucking Wonderland!! Holy shit, you can’t make that up. Obviously he’s never had the soup. Anyway I think this is great news for all area degenerates. Again, I think. More money in the pools = more money spent gambling trying to win the money in the pools. Plus this is all part of Menino's "master plan" to bring a casino to Boston which would save everyone the 1.5 hour ride to Foxwoods on the 2 a.m. Bonanza. Also I noticed they said something about “protecting the jobs of people who have spent their whole lives working there”. That's great. But don’t forget about the people who have spent their whole lives living there. On any given night, especially during the winter, you can count at least 15-20 people inside Wonderland who call the “First Turn Pub” their home.
Happy Birthday, Earl Weaver
Both clips, NSFW (language):
Earl Weaver turns 78 today. He won a World Series, four pennants, had a remarkable five seasons with 100+ wins, an even more remarkable ONE season sub .500 and is in the Hall of Fame. But his greatest 
accomplishments were off the field. Like Earl's landmark "Manager's Corner" appearance (see the first clip) where he demonstrated his unparalleled ability to be a vulgar old bastard, the Picasso of Profanities. Earl's other great accomplishment was lending his name to EA Sports' Earl Weaver Baseball, the first truly great sports video game. The only thing that would've made it better is if the manager's in it talked like Earl. I personally pledge $1000 to the Jimmy Fund Radiothon if Terry Francona will say "Alice Sweet needs to worry about where the fuck her next lay is coming from" to Joe Castiglione in his pregame show.
Local Idiot To Post Comment On Internet
HAZEL PARK, MI—In a statement made to reporters earlier this afternoon, local idiot Brandon Mylenek, 26, announced that at approximately 2:30 a.m. tonight, he plans to post an idiotic comment beneath a video on an Internet website. Mylenek, who rarely in his life has been capable of formulating an idea or opinion worth the amount of oxygen required to express it, went on to guarantee that the text of his comment would be misspelled to the point of incomprehension, that it would defy the laws of both logic and grammar, and that it would alledge that several elements of the video are homosexual in nature. "The result will be an astonishing combination of ignorance, offensiveness, and sheer idiocy." Mylenek said he fully expects that his comment will spawn a series of replies from other idiots around the world, who will either agree with his stance, disagree with his stance, or call Mylenek himself a "d0uche" and post an irrelevant link to a separate video that they will claim to be "way funnier." According to Mylenek, this is all part of the plan."We are blessed to be living in an age when we have a global communications network in which idiots, assholes, and total and complete wastes of fucking human life alike can come together to give instant feedback in an unfettered and unmonitored online environment," Mylenek said. "What better way to take advantage of this incredible technology than to log onto the Internet and insult a complete stranger?"
My only regret in life is that I didn’t write this article myself. Because this sums up 97% of the people who comment on our message board much better than I ever could. The good news is we are only weeks away from being able to ban people at the drop of a hat. This should seriously cut down on the asshole factor and put Barstool Sports one step closer to the dictatorship that I’ve always envisioned.
Chupacabra! Chupacabra!
DeWITT COUNTY, Texas -- The legend of the chupacabra gained new life over the weekend as two DeWitt County sheriff's deputies spotted what they said they believe is the mythical creature.
Friday, Cpl. Brandon Riedel was training a new deputy when he said they saw the animal running down a dirt path along fence lines.
"You need to record something like this because it's not everyday you find something that looks like this running around out in the middle of the county," he said.
"You know, it's just kind of one of those things to hear about and talk about, but to actually see something on video that may actually be a live one, that's pretty amazing.”
Well first of all how is this not breaking news on MSNBC? We just caught a fucking mythological figure on tape! I mean if it was Zeus or the Lochness Monster, I guarantee you it would be front page news. Regardless, back in 1999 on a pre-Barstool business trip I spent 2 weeks in the mountains of Puerto Rico, home of the Chupacabra, and never saw a damn thing. So I just assumed there was no such thing as a blood-sucking half-dog, half-beast that roamed the mountains and preyed on unsuspecting goats. Well, score another one for the believers. I wasn't aware the Chupacabra could fly to Texas, but look at that picture (see above). That’s as real as your grandmother’s tits. See, it just goes to show you, if you believe in something long enough, it’s eventually bound to come true.
This Video Made Me Cry and Rage All At Once
I literally can't wait for Superbowl so we can fucking crush whoever we play. I almost feel bad for the NFC.
Its like the Harvest Moon.. happens once a year. Go fuck yourself you steroid eating tendon popping Mia loving piece of shit big nosed skidmark.