The ModestoBee: Two former Turlock Christian School teachers accused of sending sexually explicit cell phone messages to a 16-year-old female student will face criminal charges, the Stanislaus County district attorney's office said Tuesday. The suspects -- Amy Northcutt, 26, and Justin Northcutt, 27 -- are married. They were arrested in early June, shortly after the school year ended. They are accused of sending messages and photos to arrange group sex with the girl.

I have to admit this story puts me in the middle of a moral conundrum. Because as strongly opposed as I am to 27 year old male teachers seducing 16 year old girls, I'm equally in favor of slamming hot 26 year old bisexual female teachers doing it. Now add in the threesome factor, which puts us in a moral gray area because lets face it, a lot of rules can be broken in the cause of pulling off a threesome... marriage vows, adutlery, statutory rape laws, so it's hard to say if Justin is really that much of a creep. But Amy? That's easy. She's a hero.

The Grades:
Looks: Amy is hotter than a black vinyl car seat in the Sahara. The stuff of Sex Scandal Teacher greatness. Grade: A.
Moral Compass/Bad Judgement: She gets big demerits here for not actually closing the deal. Text is cheap. Specifically, $5 a month unlimited. Grade: D
Intangibles: What area of Chrisitian Doctrine teaches threesomes with underage girls? Turlock CA must teach the New New Testament. Grade: A
Overall: B-. If only Amy had pulled this off, we'd be talking legend.